Knock Knock Knock –

Chen Ran went straight to the bathroom at a sprint-like speed, but when he came to the door of the bathroom, he found that the door was tightly locked.

There was a sparse sound of water coming from inside, and it hurt to hear him.

He covered his trousers, patted the door and said, "Who, what kind of shower are you taking at noon! Come out quickly, I want to relieve myself!"

Zhou Xiaoyu's voice sounded in the door: "Brother Ran, you wait first, I'll be fine." ”

Chen Ran had the heart to cry: "Wait, the bladder of labor and management is about to explode!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was another sound of footsteps outside, and then Uncle Long rushed over.

The old man covered his ass and shouted, "Let me go, uncle wants to be on the tuba!"

Chen Ran said: "You can take a moment, Xiaoyu is still bathing, and I am waiting to go to the toilet." ”

Uncle Long snorted and shouted, "Zhou Xiaoyu, what kind of bath are you taking at noon, are you a pervert!"

Chen Ran sighed: "Uncle, we have to separate the bathroom from the bathroom, you see this is the whole thing, this is not in a hurry." ”

Uncle Long glared at him and said, "Okay, the money for the decoration is deducted from your salary." ”

Chen Ran immediately jumped up: "I didn't say anything just now. ”

The two of them stared at each other, and then their faces hurt again, and they shouted in unison: "Zhou Xiaoyu, are you okay!"

"Alright, alright..."

The sound of the water inside finally stopped, and then the sound of clothes sounded. A moment later, the door opened, and a puff of water vapor poured out.

Zhou Xiaoyu walked out with a selfie stick and said with a smile: "What a coincidence, you are both here." ”

Uncle Long said angrily: "Get out of the way, what's the matter, take a selfie in the shower." You're letting yourself go. ”

Suddenly, seeing that Chen Ran was about to squeeze in, Uncle Long was anxious and shouted, "Xiao Chen, let Uncle go first." Otherwise, you will be deducted from a month's salary!"

Chen Ran was anxious, and suddenly shouted: "Uncle, your money has fallen to the ground!"

"What?"

Uncle Long hurriedly looked at the ground, but he didn't look at anything except his two hairy feet. Raising his head again, Chen Ran had already rushed into the bathroom and closed the door with a bang.

Uncle Long suddenly shouted: "Okay, you rabbit cub, dare to play your uncle." Okay, don't want your salary this month!"

Chen Ran's voice came from the door: "Then I'll go to the Labor Bureau to sue you." ”

Uncle Long blew up on the spot: "If you are against you, dare to sue me." You come out, let's compare, hey, hurry up, uncle can't hold it back!"

Zhou Xiaoyu shook his head and went straight to the living room. In the living room, Tang Xin was sitting by the window, actually reading a book, which simply refreshed Zhou Xiaoyu's three views.

Take a closer look, well, it's actually "Xinhua Dictionary". It's not that you see what you're doing here, don't tell me you're literate?

Zhou Xiaoyu came to the window, pointed the phone at Tang Xin, and then gently bumped her arm with her elbow and said, "Sister Xin, you smell it, am I fragrant?"

Tang Xin raised his head and said with a look of disgust: "Zhou Xiaoyu, can you be more perverted." One of the big men, it's not fragrant, it's not disgusting. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu coughed dryly and said: "No, I tried a new type of soap, saying that after taking a bath, the aroma can last for 10 hours, and I will do an experiment." ”

Tang Xin was curious: "It's really so powerful, what are you going to buy perfume for in the future?"

Zhou Xiaoyu said: "You just smell it and see if it tastes." ”

Tang Xin wrinkled his nose and sniffed on Zhou Xiaoyu's arm: "Well, it's okay, it smells like jasmine." It's not thick, it's good, it's good, this soap will give me a piece of it. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu said casually: "Okay, I will give it to you." That Sister Xin, after you smell it, do you have any special feelings? ”

Tang Xin flipped through the Xinhua dictionary again: "No, what do you have to feel special?"

Zhou Xiaoyu prompted: "For example, do you think I've become handsome?"

Tang Xin snapped and closed the dictionary, turned his head and said, "Zhou Xiaoyu, you are not only perverted, but also narcissistic, I..."

As she spoke, she suddenly found that the boy bathed in the afternoon sun actually had a heart-warming feeling.

Why is this happening?

My heart is beating fast and my face is hot, am I sick?

Zhou Xiaoyu looked at Tang Xin's eyes in a daze, watching himself distracted, and said in his heart, could it be that the soap worked?

In the afternoon, it was decided to shoot a short video to promote the soap, Zhou Xiaoyu deliberately took a bath, and then took Tang Xin as an experiment. I didn't have much hope, but I didn't expect it to work now, and I was suddenly a little excited.

He stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Tang Xin's eyes: "Sister Xin, are you okay?" ”

In the next second, Tang Xin stood on her toes and kissed Zhou Xiaoyu's cheek!

Just as Uncle Long and Chen Ran came out of the bathroom and walked into the living room, they saw that under the sunlight outside the window, Tang Xin actually kissed Zhou Xiaoyu.

The jaws of the two immediately fell at the speed of light!

Finally, Uncle Long closed his mouth and said, "Xiao Chen, I seem to be hallucinating?"

Chen Ran said: "Uncle, so am I." ”

Then the two shouted at the same time: "Xiao Tang actually kissed a man!"

Zhou Xiaoyu came back to his senses at this time and said embarrassedly, "Sister Xin, are you okay?"

He wanted to wake up Tang Xin, but unexpectedly, instead of sobering up, Tang Xin opened his hand and hugged Zhou Xiaoyu!

But suddenly, Zhou Xiaoyu felt that something was wrong, Tang Xin's hand was getting stronger and stronger, as if he was about to strangle him, and his hands kept tightening.

Zhou Xiaoyu was startled, and hurriedly turned around and shouted: "Brother Ran, Uncle Long, help, I'm going to let Sister Xin strangle to death!"

Uncle Long and the others also felt that something was wrong with Tang Xin, so they hurriedly ran over. One went to break Tang Xin's hand, and the other went to pull Zhou Xiaoyu, but he couldn't pull it away.

"Sister Xin, let go, I'm going to strangle you..."

"Wow, Sister Xin, don't bite it, that's my face, my face..."

"Sister, don't lick it. Mom, what the hell are you thinking of me..."

Seeing Tang Xin holding Zhou Xiaoyu and biting and licking, Uncle Long coughed dryly and said, "Xiaoyu, you mourn." Looking at it this way, Don Jr. is treating you like a lollipop. ”

What does this Nima mean when it is used as a lollipop? In this woman's heart, she doesn't like men at all, she only likes lollipops?