Zhou Qiang has a feeling of "the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside".

Regarding the blood relationship of the Xu family, it was full of twists and turns, which made him dizzy.

"Who knows?" Xu Hongtu smiled faintly, but his emotions didn't fluctuate much, "It doesn't matter, I once plucked a few hairs from Xu Biao's head, and wanted to send them to a DNA agency to verify and see if I was his biological son." ”

"What about later, why didn't you do that? If it is proved that there is a blood relationship between you, you can cultivate ancient martial arts justifiably, right?" Zhou Qiang frowned.

"Impossible. Xu Hongtu grinned bitterly, "It was precisely because I realized that this matter was useless at all, so I gave up." Because even if I am his illegitimate son, I am not the child of Xu Biao's wife! Hehe, I think that the reason why Xu Biao was able to ascend the throne of the head of the family and fight his way out in the fierce competition of the Xu family was that his father-in-law helped a lot. Moreover, if he loses the support of his wife, Xu Biao's position may not be stable at all. Therefore, Xu Biao has always respected his wife like a guest, and has never said anything serious. ”

"Do you think Xu Biao's wife will agree to let me, who is not her own child, go to practice ancient martial arts? Will she be willing to let me be an obstacle to her two sons inheriting the Xu family?" Xu Hongtu asked rhetorically.

Zhou Qiang scratched his head: "Definitely not." ”

"So. Although I am ninety percent sure that I am indeed Xu Biao's illegitimate child, I have never verified it, and I am even more angry and disgusted with Xu Biao and his wife!!" Xu Hongtu gritted his teeth, a kind of burning anger, "If I am an orphan of unknown origin, and he snubs me, it is still excusable, I will treat it as if everyone has never had anything to do with it, anyway, I am a garbage abandoned by my biological parents." But if I were Xu Biao's biological son, and he abandoned me like a shoe, and regarded me like an ant, then ......"

From Xu Hongtu's throat, four words that seemed to come from hell came out coldly, one word at a time, and he complained to the bone marrow: "No, die, no, !! rest"

"If I were you, I would be furious. Zhou Qiang patted him on the shoulder with empathy.

"Hehe, it's far away. ”

Xu Hongtu quickly suppressed his anger, restrained his emotions, and said: "It's up to me to play that girl and seduce Xu Bei, I will definitely make him fascinated, and when the time comes, we will join forces inside and outside and kidnap him, it can be said that he is unaware, and those ancient warrior bodyguards have no time to react." ”

"Uh......" Zhou Qiang touched his nose, "You are a man, a man dressed as a woman, can you really make Xu Bei, who is used to beauties and has long been immune, excited?"

"Yes, and it's 100% heartbeat!" Xu Hongtu said confidently, while cocking an index finger, "I must teach you a theory of ethics and genetics to Brother Zhou." ”

"Speak. Zhou Qiang felt a little inexplicable, so he had to listen to it.

Xu Hongtu smiled faintly: "First of all, as we all know, many families will have two children, brother and sister or brother and sister, many times, the younger sister or sister is very beautiful, but the elder brother or younger brother will hardly have any sexual interest in them, do you know why?"

"I don't really understand. Zhou Qiang shook his head.

"Descendants, including almost all higher animals, will naturally avoid inbreeding. Xu Hongtu explained in a rather professional academic tone, "This is the secret of our genes! In the aesthetics of our genes determined by our spouses, we will naturally have no sexual interest in the opposite sex of our close relatives." Because the outcome of inbreeding often has a high probability of malformation, which is very dangerous, our DNA is preventing us from violating the forbidden area of ethics. ”

"Oh, I see. Zhou Qiang nodded his head, "But...... Since you and Xu Bei are brothers and have a blood relationship, then even if you dress up as a woman, you shouldn't be very attractive to him. ”

Xu Hongtu laughed: "Scientists have indeed verified this. Family members who grew up growing up together often have no interest in each other, however, scientists have found a very interesting point: if a pair of people of the opposite sex who are related by blood are isolated from each other since childhood, do not know each other's identities, and then wait until adulthood, when they meet for the first time. Oh, then they'll be like magnets, with a deadly poppy-like attraction to each other!"

Zhou Qiang was stunned: "What is the principle of this......

"It's too complicated for you to understand. All in all, this theory is well-founded and proven, and if you don't believe it, you can now pull out your mobile phone to look it up on the Internet, and you can search for it casually. When the time comes, you'll know I'm right. Xu Hongtu clenched his right fist and pointed to his face, "My appearance is already feminine, and after changing my appearance, it is easy to disguise myself as a man." According to the second theory I mentioned, when the time comes, Xu Bei will have a crazy obsession with me as a woman like love at first sight!"

Although Zhou Qiang was a little confused, he also knew that it was impossible for Xu Hongtu to deceive himself by making up such a lame reason that could be pierced by casually checking on the Internet.

So, eight out of ten of what he said is true!

"I believe you, then we will prepare in full swing at once. Zhou Qiang bowed his head and began to discuss the next plan with Xu Hongtu on this basis.

"Xu Bei's birthday party will be held in Xu's villa, where the security measures are so strong that you can't invade at all. Therefore, it is best for us to set the location of the action in the place where Xu Bei hunts for beauty after the birthday banquet - Pink Lady KTV!" Xu Hongtu had a hint of fanaticism, as if he couldn't wait to carry out this plan.

Not only him, but Zhou Qiang was also a little excited.

Because this is the first time in his life that he feels that the ancient martial arts cheats are so close to him.

"Is that KTV, safe?" Zhou Qiang cautiously confirmed.

Xu Hongtu nodded his head and said, "No problem, Brother Zhou." Pink Lady KTV, which is a nightclub owned by the Qi family, going there to pick up girls is Xu Bei's private hobby, and there are few people who know. Although Xu Bei is a playboy, he is extremely strict with his family education, and the restraints from Xu Biao and his wife are also very strict. Therefore, every time he goes to that KTV to play, he basically sneaks out. Therefore, the bodyguards he carries will only be a limited number of cronies. ”

"In the Pretty in Pink KTV, the security measures are mediocre. It's nothing more than a few ruffians watching the scene, and a group of nightclub security guards with a monthly salary of 3,000. Their level, hehe, don't mention it. Xu Hongtu said casually.

Zhou Qiang bowed his head, if it was really as Xu Hongtu said, then it would be easy for him to invade this place.

"Okay, then we'll attack Xu Bei there, you go to do the preliminary preparations first, to ensure that he will definitely go to the Pink Pretty KTV at that time, and I will also use this time to go there to lurk!" Zhou Qiang took a deep breath and quickly made a decision, and then he directly released Xu Hongtu.

Xu Hongtu patted the dust on his body, and immediately stretched out his hand and said, "Please Brother Zhou borrow your mobile phone for me." I'm going to have to call the bodyguards you knocked out. ”

"Oh?" Although he was slightly confused, in the spirit of not having to use a suspicious person, Zhou Qiang still directly handed over his mobile phone to Xu Hongtu.

"I have to remind them not to tell my cheap parents about it, lest they startle the snake. Xu Hongtu said with a faint smile as he dialed.

A trace of deeply hidden anger appeared on his face: "Although, Xu Biao and his wife will not mind about my kidnapping." They won't care about my life or death. However, they will definitely worry about Xu Ke and Xu Bei's personal safety because of this. At that time, if they order Xu Bei to prohibit going out for protection reasons, and let him concentrate on staying at home and practicing ancient martial arts, then we don't know that we will have to wait until the Year of the Monkey to do anything to him. ”

"That's right. Zhou Qiang sighed.

"Hey, who's that?"

"Hey, stupid, it's me, Xu Hongtu!"

In order to avoid Zhou Qiang's misunderstanding and show sincerity, Xu Hongtu directly opened the hands-free button.

"Ah, Xu Shao, weren't you kidnapped? We are preparing to call the police and inform Old Man Xu Biao. The bodyguard immediately panicked, "I'm sorry, we didn't have time to rescue." We were knocked unconscious by heavy hands and had just woken up. Moreover, we fainted on the top floor, and the man who did it cut off the power supply. Therefore, no one has been willing to climb more than 30 floors to see the situation. So much so that we all wake up naturally after a long time. ”

Xu Hongtu sighed.

Fortunately, Zhou Qiang's attack was heavy enough to make the bodyguards faint for a whole afternoon, otherwise, his kidnapping would have been in an uproar.

Since the news has not been leaked, it has saved Xu Hongtu a lot of trouble.

"Hehe, don't worry, I'm fine. Xu Hongtu said in a relaxed tone, "It's just a prank." An old friend of mine came to play with me, and because of April Fool's Day, he just knocked you unconscious, pretended to kidnap you, and wanted to play a joke on me. ”

"April Fool's Day?" the bodyguard was stunned, "It's been half a year since April Fool's Day, hasn't it?"

"Well, all in all, it's a prank, and you don't need to ask any more questions. Xu Hongtu shrugged his shoulders, "This matter is not allowed to be mentioned again in the future, and it is not okay to discuss it, understand?"

"Yes. ”

Although the bodyguards didn't know what to do, it was obvious that Xu Hongtu had a strong control over them, so they immediately fulfilled his orders.

"Oh, by the way, that chick named Ai Ningxue seems to be still in my room, right?" Xu Hongtu touched his nose.

Zhou Qiang interjected in a low voice: "Let her go." ”

Xu Hongtu's eyes flashed with a hint of brilliance, and the corners of his lips couldn't help but curl slightly: "I didn't expect that Brother Zhou, you are quite pitiful and cherish the jade." Okay, I'll give you face!"

He immediately said to the other end of the phone: "Help me give Miss Ai Ningxue a contract, just say that I have agreed, let her be the heroine of my next movie." Hehe, she doesn't need to pay any extra price. By the way, you let her sign up for a few classes to improve her acting skills quickly, and the expenses will be reimbursed by my big show production company. Tomorrow, I will sign a contract with her, and I will pay all the salaries at once on the spot!"

"Yes, obey, Xu Shao. The bodyguard listened to Xu Hongtu's words, and suddenly felt a lot more relieved, because this is what he looks like every day.

"I'll go back to the office about an hour later and ask Aunt Song to help me make eggplant back to the pot and stewed pig's trotters, I'm very hungry. OK, I'll hang up first. After that, Xu Hongtu threw the phone back to Zhou Qiang and smiled, "Since it's okay, Brother Zhou, then I'll go first." I also have to go back and continue to play my role as a gentleman to avoid the suspicion of the Xu family. ”

"If you have something, contact me for this mobile phone number. Xu Hongtu wrote down a string of numbers.