"Bang!"

The pig was strong and didn't have time to respond to Liu Eighteen, her eyes were full of desire for life, and she was attached to her master Liu Eighteen, and then she was hit in the eye by Hongjun's palm!

She stared at Liu Eighteen for the last time, and didn't have time to answer Liu Eighteen's last two words, "It's you?"

These two words, others and Ben can't understand the meaning, if anyone can understand, they will definitely stretch out their thumbs up to give Liu 18 a big thumbs up, and shout three times - real cow pen!

However, the people present, the people who can stand here, the people who can accompany Liu Shibai across the sword mountain and the sea of fire, how can they be stupid?

The others were okay, although some people had strange faces and stared at Liu Shibai with the corner of their eyes, but they didn't ask!

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"The pig is really a strange woman, and she is the first strange beast in the past and present to form in the form of a beast!

At that moment, Lao Jiu was expressionless, and asked directly.

Liu Shibai was sad and indignant in his heart, and after hearing the words, he turned his head and said angrily without thinking about it:

"Lao Jiu, what do you mean?"

In addition to protecting Liu Shiba's life and death, other things are not with you!

The one that wants to die to save face and suffer is here in Lao Jiu - it doesn't work!

"I guess - master, are you strong with pigs and have one leg?"

Lao Jiu was still expressionless, but the words that floated out of his mouth were shocking......

A few people who hadn't stepped into the teleportation array couldn't help but stare at Liu Eighteen while being dumbfounded, although they didn't speak, but who didn't understand the meaning in those eyes?

The pig of Tongyan ** is strong, it turns out that you got the moon first by being close to the water?

Are you still not human?

- Mother mouse, you can do it too?

From the bottom of their bones, the Chinese people have been taught bad by the strongest pyramid scheme on the earth, the idea of pyramid schemes in the emperor's technique!

Therefore, even if they heard Lao Jiu's nonsense, even if they saw Liu Shibai's face change drastically, even if they guessed something, they would never ask it in their mouths......

Except, of course, Lao Jiu! Because he has a bad brain!

But don't forget, among the people present, there is one more Pit than who has not stepped into the teleportation array, and that is Soranta the Sniper!

He didn't receive the marketing strategy of the emperor's pyramid scheme, so after hearing it, he involuntarily shrugged his shoulders, showed an extremely exaggerated expression, opened his mouth and said:

"Boss, you are my idol, some time ago in my free time, I also read some Chinese books to learn Chinese language and culture.

One of the things that I admire the most is that the Chinese people have improved their breeding methods and introduced new fancy positions, which have made both men and women in Western countries admire.

What's particularly good is that it has even been made into a variety of flying and thought-provoking educational films, teaching thousands of Chinese people.

The Americans, in particular, were deeply inspired after watching the Chinese TV series and films, and this directly led to the vigorous development of the stagnant animal husbandry industry in the United States, which greatly surpassed the trend of military industrialization!

Li Ergou and Cuihua turned their heads to look at Soranta who came with their mouths open, with doubts in their eyes, because they couldn't understand what this guy was talking about?

Not only Li Ergou and his wife, but even Qin Da and Lao Jiu couldn't understand it!

At that moment, Qin Da took advantage of the gap and asked:

"Why don't I understand?"

Soranta forgot about life and death at the moment, and quickly spit out a classic "movie watching" that was fascinating and devastating.

At the moment, Soranta took advantage of Hongjun's busy gap and danced with his hands and said:

"In the United States, it is as easy for young lads and girls to change boyfriends or girlfriends as it is to go to the toilet in their own home.

They definitely don't care about how many hands their partner is, they are afraid that their animal partner will fall in love with the toilet, and go to the toilet from time to time to put residues.

Not to mention the poop and pee, you have to use the toilet paper you bought to wipe the sitting, one of the three tragic events in life is: when it is your turn to poop - the toilet paper is gone!

And in the United States, the farmer who sells apples is the real visionary, and what he grows is a classic!

Especially under the apple tree, God's eating of the remaining apple cores led Eve to sin and blame Adam.

Another apple woke up Newton, the fool, and made Snow White hiccup.

The last one, who became a mobile phone merchant who made iron apples, sold well all over the world, and he only took a bite of the apple and mistakenly printed it on the back of the phone!"

When Qin Da heard this, the Huaxia plot broke out, and he couldn't help but shout angrily:

"What do you know? Some time ago, I also learned to watch TV, in our Huaxia, an apple song, and dominated all the old men and old ladies who danced square dances!

There is also an apple, which even the Christmas Eve in the United States has become a Chinese holiday. ”

Soranta said dementally:

"What are you talking about? Christmas Eve is a holiday for us Christians, impossible!"

Qin Da said with disdain:

"What do you know? Do donkeys in Shandong understand how many Christians there are? The total number of people in the world does not exceed one billion.

In China, there are more than 1.5 billion people who do not believe in Christianity, but they live Christian holidays, and your Christ must be jealous to death when he knows it, and this name is almost the same, right? Jealous of Christ?

I'll give you an account so that you don't disagree, just say that on Christmas Eve, how many girls were deceived by boys to press the road in the name of eating apples?

But after exhaustion, I eat big bananas to fill my stomach, and when I am thirsty, I drink soy milk."

Qin Da's tone and explanation made Soranta dumbfounded, he seemed to be blessed with a heart, and his heart was clear like an epiphany, and he slapped his thigh and said angrily:

"I said, why is Apple's English grammar called being hit? It turns out that it is all made by Chinese people?"

Li Ergou and Cuihua couldn't speak, and they couldn't understand what Qin Da and Soranta were talking about, but it didn't prevent Li Ergou from asking:

"What do these big and small apples you Soranta say have to do with admiring your master?"

Solanta's complexion is a plate, and the positive color is said:

Because I came to the conclusion that the boss had created an improved way of breeding.

This is more enlightening to the human soul than the Chinese TV series, American apples and toilet paper......

Because, the leader is a real man, after watching the Chinese TV series, the men I admire in Soranta were actually only four at the beginning.

The man in first place is called Xu Xian, the second man is called Dong Yong, the third man is called Ning Caichen, and the fourth is the girl of the owner of Gao Laozhuang.

Xu Xian dared to sleep with a snake, Dong Yong dared to sleep with a fairy, and the last Ning Caichen didn't even let go of the soul body, and his nephew hit the lantern, as usual--say!"

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There's a chapter to follow......

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