Chapter 29: Go, Attack on the Rotten Egg Star!
Besides, on the side of Uncle Long and the three of them, the big fat man roared, and after shoveling off a piece of the lawn, Uncle Long smeared oil on the soles of his feet and slipped away!
But before he could run to the wall, there was a scream behind him, and then a visible pillar of sound swept down.
swept the lawn in front of Uncle Long, and immediately scraped the lawn out of the opening, and the flying grass clippings pasted Uncle Long's face.
He snorted and spat out a mouthful of grass from his mouth. Looking back and looking at it depressedly, Chen Ran and Tang Xin also chased the fat man all over the world.
Uncle Long couldn't help but worry: "What a whole thing is this." ”
While running, Chen Ran shouted, "I have a way!"
Next to him, Tang Xin turned around and threw a flying knife, but the knife made the fat man roar, and the girl's face in the hood was gloomy and terrifying, and when she heard the words, she kicked Chen Ran and said: "If you have a way, hurry up, don't ink ink!"
Chen Ran hurriedly opened his duffel bag, took out something like a baseball from it and shouted: "This is a stink bomb that I invented in my spare time, see if this fuse is there." Ignite it and throw it at your opponent, and when it explodes, it will stink in a radius of ten miles. It's really a must-have weapon for home travel, murder and arson!"
Uncle Long rushed over and knocked on Chen Ran's head, shouting, "Don't advertise at this time, and besides, your thing has such a wide killing range, what should we do?"
Chen Ran covered his head and sneered: "Okay, I exaggerated a little just now, it's not for the advertising effect." ”
Tang Xin threw a flying knife at the fat man in mid-air, distracting him while shouting, "How big is the range!"
Chen Ran stretched out three fingers and said, "It's only three meters at most, but the smell can last for about 5 minutes." If the fat man is in the stinky range, it feels like someone else is farting on the bus, and it is difficult to smell it. I don't believe it, he can still scream like that!"
Uncle Long shouted: "Shut up, don't describe it so disgustingly, do you want me to have a shadow on the bus in the future?" ”
Chen Ran quickly took out a homemade slingshot from his duffel bag and said, "But I can't separate my hand to light the fuse, why don't you help me, Uncle Long?"
Uncle Long took out a big fire engine from his pocket and said, "As long as you have a lot to do, can't you invent something like a grenade that can be blown up with a pull ring?"
Chen Ran shouted: "The funds are limited!"
He loaded the stink bomb into the slingshot, and then pulled hard, aiming at the fat man in mid-air.
Uncle Long hurriedly lit the fuse, and Chen Ran shot a stink bomb at the fat man: "Go, attack rotten star!"
Uncle Long said angrily: "When will you become a pirate fan again!"
The stink bomb ignited by the fuse slashed through the air like a meteor, and it was about to hit the fat man. Tan Duan sighed, but with a flap of his wings, he slapped it on the stink bomb, and slapped the stink bomb back like a tennis ball, landing at the feet of Chen Ran and Uncle Long.
The two looked down and shouted at the same time, "Not good!"
Bang!
The stink bomb exploded a cloud of blue-yellow smoke, and suddenly the air was filled with a smell like rotten eggs, and Chen Ran and Uncle Long crawled out of the smoke, coughing repeatedly.
Uncle Long stretched out his hand to pull the hood: "It stinks to me, damn, it stinks more than when I open it in the toilet." I can't take it anymore, I have to take it easy. ”
Chen Ran pounced hard, grabbed Uncle Long's hood and said, "Bear with me, boss, if we take off our hood, we will be exposed." ”
Another sound pillar swept across the grass, and in the midst of the grass clippings, Tang Xin ran back, kicked at each of them and said, "Don't pretend to be dead to the old lady at this time, hurry up and give that bastard another shot!"
Chen Ran raised his head and glanced at the fat man in the air, and said: "It's useless, I was slapped away by him again, I only have one left, I have collected cat poop in the back alley for more than a month, and I just got two." ”
Uncle Long shouted, "What, you made that kind of thing? No, I have to vomit!"
At this moment, Tan Duan Yan flew over and was about to yell at the three of them. Suddenly, there was a rumbling sound in the villa behind him, and the fat man hurriedly looked back, and saw that the fire was rolling in the direction of the villa kitchen, and thick smoke was everywhere, and it seemed that the gas had exploded!
"What's going on?" the fat man muttered, and suddenly heard a gust of wind, and hurriedly turned around.
A stink bomb has already flown in front of you, and the fuse that jumped with sparks quickly disappeared, and then a puff of yellow smoke became the whole of the fat man's world!
It turned out that while he was distracted, Chen Ran sent out the last stink bomb, which was successfully detonated in mid-air this time.
Suddenly, the fat man's eyes were so smoky that his stomach twitched, and with a whoosh, he vomited out all the overnight meal!
"It's done, let's flash quickly!" Uncle Long shouted, running faster than anyone else, and in a blink of an eye he had reached the low wall of the park.
Chen Ran and Tang Xin hurriedly followed, and the three of them climbed over the low wall and saw Zhou Xiaoyu.
Uncle Long hurriedly shouted, "Little Yu'er, has the cat been found?"
Zhou Xiaoyu ran over to Huishi, threw the hairball on the ground and said, "Found it!"
Uncle Long laughed and said, "It's good to find it, let's evacuate quickly!"
At this time, an explosion was heard, and the crowd in the park had already rushed towards this side. Uncle Long and the others hurriedly took off their hoods, and then stuffed them into the trash can next to them.
Then he took out a few coats from the bag, and Uncle Long gave them to Zhou Xiaoyu and the three of them: "Hurry up and put them on, this is the group uniform I specially ordered for our company, and if there are any collective activities in the future, I have to wear them, so that I have an aura." ”
Zhou Xiaoyu took a look at it, it was an ordinary windbreaker, but the word "person" was printed on the back, and he didn't know what it meant.
After the four of them put it on, Uncle Long took out a pipe and bit it in his mouth: "Look, if you disguise yourself like this again, others won't recognize me." ”
Chen Ran also took out an eye patch and covered his left eye: "Fortunately, I was also prepared." ”
Tang Xin tore open the outer packaging of a pack of chewing gum, threw it in his mouth, and said vaguely while chewing: "You have a lot to do." ”
In the end, Zhou Xiaoyu didn't know where to take out a bag of potato chips: "I'll also eat some potato chips to suppress the shock." ”
When he saw the hairball on the ground, his eyes lit up, and he jumped vigorously at the potato chips in Zhou Xiaoyu's hand: Young man, also give this king some!
Zhou Xiaoyu kicked it away, and the four of them squeezed through the crowd and left quickly.
Leaving the marine park, along the way, there were always passers-by pointing fingers at Zhou Xiaoyu and a few others.
Zhou Xiaoyu was puzzled, but he was a few steps behind, and when he looked behind Uncle Long and the three of them, he found that the words on the back of their windbreakers were different.
Chen Ran is a "full" character, Tang Xin is a "member" character, and Uncle Long is an "evil" character.
Coupled with Zhou Xiaoyu's word "human", it is a "full villain"!
Looking at Chen Ran wearing an eye patch, he doesn't look like a good person.
Tang Xin chewed the gum, feeling like a little sister.
Also, Uncle Long is biting his pipe, how do you look like a black boss.
Sure enough, the image of these guys is not very positive.
Uncle Long turned around and said, "What are you doing, hurry up." Let me ask you, who is the seller you are talking about, tomorrow we will go to someone and sell this cat, and it will be a hundred to one hundred thousand. ”
Zhou Xiaoyu looked back in the direction of the marine park, and said quietly: "Don't mention any sellers, we just demolished someone's house." ”
"Oh, yes, we demolished other people's houses, which is really good, haha... What!" Uncle Long jumped up violently, "You mean, the villa just now belonged to the seller, Ao Mai Cake." Call me an ambulance, I'm going to have a heart attack!"