"What the do I believe in the mouth of a loan shark system!

Smack! Tang Xiaoxiang said to himself with a slap in the face.

This is the third day that he has woken up after coming out of the system, and it has been 6 days since he was in a coma, and the patients and family members on the surrounding hospital beds are no longer surprised by his strange behavior, because in the past three days, Tang Xiaoxiang will mutter a few words to give himself a slap every once in the face.

At first, the patient in the next bed thought he was neurotic and thought about changing wards, but later found out that he only had masochistic tendencies and no one was abusive.

Tang Xiaoxiang now regrets it in his heart! Why did he believe the words of that system in a daze?

Now that he knows that the deducted fees will be turned into donations to help those in need, he no longer has the previous resistance to the system, but that damn contract made him very painful...

"The contract stipulates that you will complete the donation task of no less than 20 million this year! If you can't complete it, your little brother will be decadent for every one million missing!"

When the system said this, Tang Xiaoxiang felt that the sky had fallen, brother! I can't stand you! All these years, not only have you never been allowed to eat a bite of meat, but you will be immortal in the future!

Now I am at most an Internet celebrity with a false name. As for what kind of writers, poets may be of some use to call them ignorant little sisters, and use them to make money, hehe, don't make trouble! Why are all those writers short-tempered and cynical, and poets are either depressed or walking on the road of depression! It's not that they can't make money!

"It seems that for the sake of my brother, I will have to work hard next!" After Tang Xiaoxiang finished saying this, he didn't pretend to be nervous here, he picked up the phone on the cabinet and dialed Xiao Lingxue:

"Sister Xiao, haven't you finished buying the bag yet, hurry up and pick me up! I don't want to stay in the hospital!"

Hey, I didn't expect that even if I was unconscious, I didn't escape Xiao Lingxue's exploitation.

Because today happened to be Xiao Lingxue's birthday, I promised to buy her a brand-name bag before, I thought that I could pretend to be confused and deal with the past when I was hospitalized, but I didn't expect Xiao Lingxue and Milo to call him early this morning and say that they had taken out the money hidden in the pants and bought the bag!

Tang Xiaoxiang now wonders how they knew that they hid their money in their pants.

Forget it, I don't want to think so much. At the moment, the matter of discharge from the hospital is more important, and he doesn't like the smell of disinfectant water in the hospital.

"I'm still strolling around! I don't have time, and besides, there will be city leaders who want to go to comfort you! If you want to be discharged from the hospital, you have to be in the afternoon!"

Xiao Lingxue is going to be having a good time with Milo! How can she have time to care about Tang Xiaoxiang, who is no longer in trouble, but when she was about to make a phone call, she specially instructed Tang Xiaoxiang not to talk nonsense when the leader went to condole later.

It turned out that on the day he was unconscious, the video of his rescue was quickly spread to all parts of the Internet, which made Tang Xiaoxiang, who had just been named and praised by the Ministry of Education and other departments that morning, add fuel to the fire.

Jiang Lao commented on him: "A model of youth"

The Ministry of Education said: "He is a model for teenagers in the Republic!"

But this model in everyone's mouth messed up the condolences during the first leadership condolences after just sobering up.

The leader just said: "Tang Xiaoxiang, if you have any difficulties in life and study, just like the government reflects, we will definitely try our best to help you! We can't let our role models shed blood and tears!"

Anyone with a bit of intelligence knows that this is just a scene and can't be taken seriously, but Tang Xiaoxiang, who has just woken up, doesn't think so!

He's really in trouble! Don't mention when to mention it at this time!

"That!" I'm really having a bit of a hard time and need to be helped!" Tang Xiaoxiang said shyly.

After listening to Tang Xiaoxiang's words, the leader was stunned for a moment: Why can't this kid hear that this is a scene? What is a scene? What is a scene, that is, when I say that, you listen to it, and the media write about it, no one should take it seriously! How can you really make it difficult to ask for it!

But there are still a lot of media present at the scene, and this leader can't help but let people speak, so I have to listen to what difficulties this kid has!

"It's okay, if there's any difficulty, just say it!" the leader said, biting his cheek.

"Well, I have a famine of 20 million now, I don't know if the government can help solve it!"

20 million? Why don't you go to God! Who said this kid is a role model, fart!

It is said that in the end, the leader who was in charge of propaganda finally left with reporters with a blushing face.

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"What's the matter with these people? Difficulties can't be solved, and what do you always come to condole! Do you want me to be a monkey in the park?"

Tang Xiaoxiang muttered as he listened to the busy voice on the phone. He hates those who just talk nicely and don't do anything practical.

After a while, when Tang Xiaoxiang was still thinking about how to deal with the leaders who were coming, a sneaky figure walked in.

"Tang Xiaoxiang!" a mature and pleasant voice.

Who called me?

When Tang Xiaoxiang got up from the hospital bed when he heard the sound and wanted to see who called him, he was blocked by a pair of huge breasts!

Although Tang Xiaoxiang hadn't seen the face of the woman in front of him at this time, he could be sure that this was a woman he couldn't grasp with his hands, and it was also a woman he couldn't see at a glance.

Looking at Tang Xiaoxiang, who was staring at his chest and drooling, Zhang Yajing was angry! Is this the model teenager who is often mentioned in the news these days?

As the deputy mayor of education, Zhang Jingya has always seen him in the national media these days, and she feels that since there is such a talent in her jurisdiction, she has to come and see it!

As a result, as soon as he entered the ward, he called his name, and this little kid kept staring at his chest!

This is simply unreasonable!

"Is it appropriate for someone who is called a juvenile role model by the Ministry of Education to stare at someone else's chest like this?" Ms. Zhang said sarcastically.

Tang Xiaoxiang ignored Zhang Jingya's sarcasm, but raised his head to look at her and said, "Sister, have you felt chest tightness and shortness of breath recently?

Zhang Jingya was stunned by his question!

She has all these symptoms that Tang Xiaoxiang said!

At this time, she thought again, it seemed to be reported on TV that Tang Xiaoxiang was still a miracle doctor who could revive the dead.

She thought to herself, is this Tang Xiaoxiang really so powerful, she can see the problem with herself at a glance?

Then he looked at his chest just now, was he treating himself? Didn't he misunderstand him?

Tang Xiaoxiang didn't care what Zhang Yajing was thinking, he then said with a high-ranking appearance:

"The cause of chest tightness and shortness of breath and flushing of the face is that your breasts are too big and your bra is too small!

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