Chapter 90: I Haven't Taken Off My Pants, Don't Wrong Me
In the morning, everyone was thinking about going to Ao Island for a vacation, and they were busy packing their things and getting on the bus, but they forgot about the hairballs.
If this is a day or two, it will be fine, but everyone has to live on Ao Island for a week, and this will not starve the furball to death?
Tang Xin suddenly stood up and said, "I'll take a taxi back now." β
Hairball, the violent woman is really in love with you.
Then Tang Xin said: "The old lady has invested a lot of money in it, it is going to die, I won't lose my mother!"
Well, I want to take back the previous sentence.
Seeing that Tang Xin was about to run out, Zhou Xiaoyu hurriedly grabbed her and said, "Sister Xin, don't worry, I have a way." β
Tang Xin looked back at him: "Do you really have a way?"
Zhou Xiaoyu nodded and said, "Wrap it on me." β
Now that the hairball is his spiritual servant, Zhou Xiaoyu can completely use the teleportation skill to get it, so he is not in a hurry.
Tang Xin also had a big heart, and when she saw Zhou Xiaoyu say this, she didn't ask what specific method she used, and suddenly sat down again and said, "Then I'll leave it to you, now, let's do something intimate." β
Zhou Xiaoyu looked at her and said, "What are you going to do?"
Tang Xin raised his head slightly, his face was a little red, and he said embarrassedly: "I read the book that between boyfriends and girlfriends, you must often do some intimate things in order to promote the relationship." β
Zhou Xiaoyu coughed dryly and said, "I don't think we need it." β
Tang Xin's painting style changed suddenly, and he roared: "Zhou Xiaoyu, you are planning to lift your pants and not admit it, right?"
Zhou Xiaoyu cried: "Sister Xin, there is one thing to say, I have never taken off my pants, don't wronged me." β
Tang Xin snorted and said, "In short, if you don't do something intimate today, don't think about going out!"
Zhou Xiaoyu hugged his chest and said, "You, what do you want to do?"
Tang Xin pulled him over, and then whispered in his ear.
After hearing this, Zhou Xiaoyu hesitated: "Do you really plan to let me do this?"
Tang Xin nodded like a shy little girl.
Zhou Xiaoyu sighed and said, "Okay, I'm going to talk ugly ahead." This is the first time I've ever done this, and I'm inexperienced. If it hurts you, you can't pump me. β
Tang Xin held his face and said, "I hate it, won't you be lighter?" Okay, even if you hurt me, I will forgive you, so it's okay!"
Zhou Xiaoyu had goosebumps, Tang Xin looked like this, he was very uncomfortable.
Tang Xin raised his head again and said expectantly, "What are you still doing in a daze, come here." β
Zhou Xiaoyu took a deep breath and said, "Then I'm welcome." β
......
Outside the room, Chen Ran was squatting at the door, his ear pressed to the door, eavesdropping.
Suddenly, a hand twisted his ear, and it hurt so much that he almost screamed.
When I turned my head, it turned out to be Uncle Long.
Uncle Long said solemnly: "Okay, Xiao Chen." I didn't expect you to learn to eavesdrop, damn you, you won't call me if you eavesdrop, what are the two of them talking about?"
Chen Ran covered his ears and said, "It's exciting, Uncle Long, they are going to do intimate things." β
Uncle Long looked surprised and said, "So soon, won't our company have children soon?"
Chen Ran said: "It's not so fast, even if Xiao Tang has it, it will be ten months later." β
Uncle Long sighed: "I didn't expect Xiao Tang to fall so quickly, I'm very pleased, I'm afraid she won't be able to get married." β
At this moment, Tang Xin's soft cry sounded in the room: "Zhou Xiaoyu, if you light it, it will be painful to death." β
"I said I don't have any experience, you bear with it. β
"Hey, wait. That doesn't work, I'll change my position. β
"Stop, stop, that's fine, you put your head over and a little bit. β
"Ah, it still hurts, don't push so hard. β
"You're in trouble, or forget it. β
"No, you go on, at most I'll bear with it..."
Uncle Long and Chen Ran both leaned on the door, their ears close to the door, and their eyebrows fluttered when they listened. Unexpectedly, the door was unlocked, and the two of them almost pressed against the door, and immediately opened the door.
The two of them didn't stabilize their bodies for a moment, and they couldn't help but exclaim in surprise and rolled into the room.
Chen Ran immediately covered his eyes and said, "I didn't see anything, Xiao Tang, if you want to beat you, you will beat Uncle Long, he has to eavesdrop, I can't pull it." β
Uncle Long jumped up and said angrily: "Okay, Xiao Chen, you are a thief shouting to catch a thief, obviously you eavesdropped outside the door first!"
At this time, Tang Xin's voice came: "What are you talking about? You eavesdropping? Hehe, the wind is cool and the water is warm here, the scenery is beautiful, you can be buried here, and I will come to incense you again today next year!"
Uncle Long and Chen Ran immediately jumped back, covered their faces and shouted, "Wait, Xiao Tang, you quickly put on your clothes." β
"What to wear, the old lady didn't take it off!"
The two were stunned for a moment, and then they dared to look. Tang Xin was really wearing clothes, and he didn't even unbutton them. It's a braid on the head, how to say, this braid is very artistic.
It was pierced like a rock sugar gourd, and then stood in front of Tang Xin's head, like the spout of a teapot...
Uncle Long and the others were stunned for a moment, and then laughed.
"Don Jr., what's on your head?"
"Is this a rock sugar gourd or a spout?"
Tang Xin hurriedly looked at the mirror next to him, the whole person seemed to have been struck by lightning, his whole body was shocked, and then he turned around and looked at Zhou Xiaoyu beside the bed: "The surname is Zhou, what the hell is this!"
Zhou Xiaoyu pointed at her and shouted, "Sister Xin, don't turn your face and deny people." I'll tell you, I have no experience in this braid, you have to let me tie it. I also want to say that it is fashionable and creative, but I do everything you say. Don't come here, don't come here, helpβ"
Xu Jianhui came to the wooden house with an incubator, knocked on the door and walked out of the living room, and when he saw that there was no one, he opened the box, and then took out the lunch boxes one by one and put them on the table in turn.
After setting up the chopsticks again, he shouted, "Uncle Long, I brought you rice." β
It took two calls before people came down the stairs one after another.
Uncle Long, Chen Ran, and Zhou Xiaoyu came to the living room without saying a word. Xu Jianhui was full of smiles, and was about to beckon them to dinner, when suddenly a smile froze on his face.
I saw the three of them, each with a dark circle on their faces, as if they had been beaten by someone.
Xu Jianhui was startled and said, "Uncle Long, what's wrong with you?"
Uncle Long said expressionlessly: "Knock, what's the matter, do you have any opinions?"
Xu Jianhui said curiously: "The three of you are all knocked?"
Uncle Long glared at him and said, "Yes, it was knocked out." β
Xu Jianhui couldn't help but ask: "What did you knock on, they all hit the same thing." β
Uncle Long blew his beard and said, "What, you don't believe it, do you want Uncle to give you a show on the spot?"
Xu Jianhui hurriedly said: "No, no, Uncle Long, you eat slowly." I'll go to the ancestral hall first, and then you can come back after eating. β
Uncle Long said angrily: "I know, you hurry up." Looks like your grandfather when he was young, and he has no appetite when he looks at it!"
Xu Jianhui smiled bitterly and left.
Zhou Xiaoyu picked up a boxed lunch and said, "Uncle Long, what did they ask us to do in the ancestral hall?"
Uncle Long snorted: "Work, do you think Lao Xu really let us eat and live for nothing?"
Zhou Xiaoyu jumped up and said, "Didn't you say that before you went to the island, didn't you talk about vacation?"
Uncle Long nodded and said, "It's right to take a vacation, is there a conflict between working while taking a vacation?"
Hehe, dead old man, pit us again!