Chapter 167: Good Bastard Baby
The relationship between the hot springs and the little very-white is in a bitter and bitter relationship. Ever since the hot spring kicked Xiao Shibai and kicked him away, the kid has completely fallen into contact with the hot spring.
Hot spring fires for cooking, he plugs the chimney, or wets the firewood; hot spring writes a bunch of plans, and when he looks back, he finds that his manuscripts are all soaked in ink; hot spring bath, he puts itchy powder into her bath water, which makes hot spring all over his body...
This kid's naughty energy makes the hot spring have the urge to pinch him to death!
In the final analysis, it is still the sin created by emerald flowers. If Cuihua hadn't fooled her with a lot of alarmism, she wouldn't have caused such a small scourge. If this continues, not to mention that the world is going to end, she will be the first to be tricked.
This is called losing 30,000 yuan before you kill the enemy. Why 30,000? Onsen believes that his blood bar is as thick as 30,000.
The hot spring sits on the steps of his house, and the mountain mist comes out in the distance, and the extra part of the mountain is very much like a cat's ear. Below the mountain fog, there are layers of forest ridges, and until you are at your feet, you can still feel the shade after the fog is wet.
"What should I do! I'm so hard!" said to Cuihua, holding her cheeks.
Cuihua didn't dare to show up for several days because the bastard was very white, and she was afraid that as soon as she showed up, she would be scolded by the hot spring.
Cuihua doesn't have a neck, the main hot springs do, she pulls her neck and scolds, that's also very bad for her throat!
"Cuihua, you have something to say! I know you're here, don't worry, I just want to relieve the pain in my heart, never scold, I have to believe that I am a good girl who is civilized and polite!"
Cuihua thought to herself: Phew! I believe you, there will be ghosts!
The hot spring coerced and lured Cuihua for a long time, and Cuihua didn't run out to answer her, and waited until the sun rose three poles and the mountain fog dissipated, she stood up, dusted off her clothes, and walked to the bamboo forest under the mountain.
In a small pine forest, the light was blocked by leafy branches, and on a thick branch was a child, about five or six years old, with two glass eyes embedded in its fair skin, and a cherry mouth under its small nose, and his tongue stretched out and his mouth open, and he scanned the hot springs with an angry gaze, and spoke wildly.
"You old girl, let the master go, otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind to you!"
Onsen pulled out a bamboo tube from her pocket, and she shook it, and there was a slight noise in it.
"Are you good or not?"
Hot Springs is also forced to be helpless, this white doll has really pushed her to the limit, if she hits, it will only fuel his arrogance and kick him away, this guy will run back by himself, and then continue to make trouble.
If you want to subdue him, you must make him awe-inspiring and afraid!
"Heh! Do you think I'm scared? Master tells you, if you dare to provoke me, I will definitely pay you back in the future! Originally, I wanted to treat you as my personal maid, which is also considered to be high to you, but I didn't expect that you are so ignorant!"
This little very white except for a small face is good-looking, everything else makes the hot spring smoke very, how can there be such a child? It's just selfish, conceited, and unstoppable, such a doll should be well educated!
"You're done, it's my turn!"
Standing in the shade of the trees, with some not-so-tall solitary cabbage and quinoa at her feet, she stepped on the weeds, shook the bamboo tube in her hand, and approached him with compassion.
"Know what this is?"
"What are you going to do to Xiao Ye?" Xiao Shibai's pupils began to dilate, obviously scared.
The hot spring opened the bamboo tube and took out a cotton locust from the bamboo tube, the cotton locust was still alive, and its green body struggled between the fingertips of the hot spring, trying to escape.
From now on, if you say a word, I will feed you a cotton locust. How?"
"Master, how could I be afraid of you..."
Before he could finish speaking, Onsen pinched his chin with one hand, already opening his mouth.
"Rest assured, cotton locusts are not poisonous, but rich in protein, fat, chitin and other ingredients, which is very helpful for good health!"
Seeing that the cotton locust had entered the little very white belly, the hot spring looked at him gloomily and asked, "How does it taste? Do you want to try it?" I have not only cotton locusts here, but also dragon lice, golden beetle, mulberry beetle, bamboo worms... I can find you all the insects you want!"
"How is it? Do you still call yourself a master?"
After Xiao Shibai saw the extremely terrifying hot spring, he didn't hold back for a while, and the little doll began to cry heartbreakingly.
Big tears slipped from his eyes, and his body twitched, trying to break free from the rope that bound him, but he couldn't.
Hot Spring watched this child cry coldly, she wouldn't be soft-hearted, this child sprinkled itchy powder in her bath water, such a hateful act, not worthy of sympathy for him!
"Do you still say that you are a master?"
This time, Xiao Shibai thoroughly understood the lesson of the hot springs, and he cried while shouting: "Don't say it, don't say it!"
Tears poured into the mouth along with the snot, and the pear blossoms looked like rain, not to mention, it had a lot of charm. This kind of charm is roughly a bad taste, and it is really a great feeling for the bear child to admit his mistakes!
"It's good not to say anything! What do you call yourself in the future?"
"Listen... Listen to your arrangement..."
"Well, in the future, you have to call my sister, you have to be polite in everything, and you are not allowed to scold or be rude... I will write you a code of conduct for primary school students, and by the way, teach you to read and write, so that you can be literate and insightful... If you don't, I'll make you ten times worse than you are now!"
The hot springs are both powerful for a small child, and although the means are not very glamorous, the effect is amazing. Seeing Xiao Shibai's eyes afraid of her, the hot spring was very comfortable!
When she saw that the child was really well-behaved, she put him down, looked at her condescendingly, and began to show her tender side.
"Okay, I'm correcting your bad habits, but if you're cute, I'll be nicer to you. Everybody wants to be a loved child, right?"
The hot spring returned to her bamboo hut from the trail, and Xiao Shibai followed her from a distance, her robe puffed by the breeze.
Hot Springs was waiting for him, and when he looked back, he felt the need to improve his sewing skills. In the past, the clothes were made of snake heads, but now that the snake heads are not at home, she can only step up her own practice.
Since being taught a lesson, Xiao Shibai has indeed undergone earth-shaking changes in his heart. He will take the initiative to help clean up the dishes and chopsticks, take the initiative to clean up the garbage at home, take the initiative to clean the floor, take the initiative to brush the pots and wash the dishes...
Hot Springs handed him a set of rules for elementary school students, and asked him to do it every day, and this white flower child also completed seventy-seven-eighty-eight.
Gradually, the hot springs began to realize the usefulness of the doll.
This kind of leisure time has been more than half a month, and on this day, many guests came to the small bamboo house of the hot spring.
Shark eagles, sand birds, lotus horses, freckled horses, deer squid, shark horsebacks, love animals... and many other mysterious creatures gathered together, and most of them came to visit the hot springs collectively with a worried look.
Hot Springs suddenly noticed that there were so many creatures on her doorstep, and her intuition told her that something bad was happening.
"What's wrong?" Hot Spring, who was still writing her own plan, had just dropped her pen and was disturbed outside the door, shouting her name.
Xiao Zhenbai had never seen so many creatures, and he was not too bold, so he stood politely in front of the door and said respectfully to everyone: "My sister is busy, she will come out in a while, please don't be impatient." ”
At the very time to take care of everyone, the hot spring has come out, and seeing so many creatures at the door, the size of the large and small, the house must not be able to fit it, so I have to take them to the bottom of the mountain, and then have a tea party.
This time, the hot springs rearranged the large table, which was about five meters long and wide, and set up the stone benches, opened the parasols, and began to hold a tea party.
"If you have any questions, please speak one by one, don't interrupt each other, this will only make it impossible to say what you want to say normally, and you will say a lot if you don't want to say it. ”
The hot spring got up, she sat north and faced south, Xiao Shibai leaned on her leg obediently, and looked at everyone with a cute face.
When these mysterious creatures saw this white little doll for the first time, they forgot what was going on and became interested in the child.
"Is this a human, or a mysterious creature?" asked a large cicada in a low voice, and its inquiry immediately drew the response of other creatures.
One headset shook the golden ears of wheat above its head, and a pair of large ears shook in the shade, speaking its own opinion.
"I feel like a human being. ”
A harrier controlled his qi and said: "Impossible, it must be a mysterious creature, so white, how can there be a human being so white!"
The hot spring is embarrassing, isn't it to talk about serious things?
She hurriedly brought the rhythm back: "Do you have anything you want to tell me when you come here?"
Only then did everyone remember that they came here because they had information about life and death.
The headset gathered the tassel from its head, and it immediately lowered its tone, nervously reporting what it had seen and heard.
"The place where I live is Younan Mountain, which has not been very peaceful recently, and I climb the mountain every day to take a look, and I find that there are many floating corpses floating outside the Mubai River. ”
"If it's a tailwind day, you can smell blood. ”
"I know that outside the Mubai River is the battlefield of the Moluo Sect and the Sea Fort, I originally thought that they would not attack so quickly, but I never thought that there were more and more floating corpses of these people, this is ironclad... It's close to our reserve!"
As soon as the headset's words were echoed, the deer squid also interjected. Deer squid is a kind of sika deer that is similar in appearance, but there is a big squid on the head door, and the two sides are parasitic, and they use the same nostril to breathe, so it is called deer squid.
"You Younan Mountain are constantly floating corpses, and our Hundred Flowers Valley is similar. I used to go to Meihualing for morning exercises, but recently, the smog there was so bad that as soon as I got close to it, my lungs couldn't cough. ”
"Later, when I looked closely, I found that every day at four o'clock in the afternoon, when the sun had just set, a large amount of smoke would drift over. I adjusted my gaze to 32 times the visual distance, only to realize that the burning ones were piles of corpses!"
"The Valley of Hundred Flowers and Younan Mountain are nearly thousands of miles apart, it seems that the war between the Mora Sect and the Sea Castle is blooming on all sides, and it is going to drag the creatures of my reserve into the water!"
The other creatures were terrified by the last words of the deer squid, although some of the creatures here have amazing combat power, but after all, they have been comfortable for a long time, and when they encounter a little wind and grass, they will forget their instinct to fight.
Now, the enemy is fighting in front of his own house, and if he doesn't do something, maybe the other side will be even more presumptuous. We have to let those two sides know that they can fight, but not near our sanctuary!
Fighting and discussing recent encounters, according to the descriptions of these creatures, almost all directions in the south, east, west, and west have been completely reduced to battlefields.
The hot springs really want to do something, and if they don't do anything and let things continue to develop, I'm afraid the reserve will be ruined!
"Okay! I understand what you're saying!" said Onsen, and the scene immediately fell silent, "Some things still have to be said to your face, I'm afraid I can't fight against enemies from all sides with my strength alone!"
"Only when we unite as one, unite and love can we unanimously resist foreigners!"
"Yes!"
"Of course!"
"We'd love to hear from you..."
“...”
The hot springs have attracted a lot of positive feedback, and there are also biological questions.
It was a chariot sheep, perennially sad, and loved to play the ukulele on the blue aurora seashore and listen to the conch give it a response.
The car sheep is relatively large, the body is comparable to a small car, the head is a sheep's head, with two horns, it is equipped with a ukulele all year round, this ukulele is also very large, almost five times the size of a normal ukulele.
"What should we do? Now, roads are being built everywhere in the reserve, and we wonder what these roads are for? Also, I think we have the right to know a thing or two about the methods of defending against external enemies, and we have to be united for sure, but we also have to implement the strategic policy, blindly focusing on internal unity, and ignoring the external environment, that will not make us successful!"
Hot Springs clapped his palms, and it seemed that this big cart sheep was very pragmatic.
"You're right! I've made a lot of plans and plans, and now that you've brought this issue up, I might as well discuss it with you. ”
Hot Springs has been planning in this regard, and she knows that the reserve is a super fat meat, how can such a piece of fat be coveted by no one?
So, since everyone is coveting, will the Moro Sect reach a short-term cooperation with the Sea Castle to deal with the reserve in a special agreement?
If the hot springs' prediction comes true, and Weimang and Colin really want to join forces to annex this area, then the two of them are fighting around the reserve, most likely for the creatures here, in order to reduce their vigilance, and then invade in a big way!
Before the association, shark eagles and sand birds always heard the sound of artillery fire in the distance, until now, they have approached all sides of the reserve. What kind of battle, constantly under siege of the reserve?
Moreover, Hot Springs once told the people of Sea Castle that they were fighting Moro, and she would definitely help Sea Castle by sending someone to inform them.
But no one informed her, but Moro's people sent someone to assassinate her!
If you think about it, is it because Seacastle didn't send someone to inform her about the war, because Colleen already knew in advance the fact that Hot Springs was going to be killed?
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have a bold speculation that I would like to discuss with you!"
"It's about Moro's alliance with Seacastle......"