"Who?!"

Chen Yi jumped so hard that he almost jumped out of the hole.

"Shh

I saw a young man with a serious face lying in the pit, he helped the frame of the glasses, and glanced at Chen Yi dissatisfied: "Quiet." Don't let them find out. ”

"You... You... Are you human?" Chen Yi was dumbfounded, and his brain was completely unable to bend......

"Why do you ask that?" The young man was stunned for a moment, and looked Chen Yi up and down a few times: "You are not human?"

"It's... It's people. Hurriedly lying down, Chen Yi was moved and almost cried: "We are both human beings, both human beings." ”

"You're embarrassed. The young man reached out and patted the sticky dust on Chen Yi's shoulder.

"Ah, it's okay. When did you show up?"

"Not long after you dug the pit, I came in. ”

"And then stay in the pit with me?"

"Stay in the pit all the time. ”

"Why didn't I find out?"

"I don't know. The young man said, "Maybe you're blind." ”

Chen Yi: "......"

"Sorry, I'm not very good at talking. ”

"No... Never mind. Chen Yi smiled, his brain spun rapidly, and asked, "Are you here to kill the enemy?"

"Yes. ”

Hearing this, Chen Yi smashed his fist on the wall of the pit: "Awesome! Kill them all!

"Killing foreign enemies is only a secondary task. The young man took off his glasses, blew off the dust on the surface, and put them back on: "The main thing is to find Principal Tom's Sulu staff." ”

Chen Yi's eyes widened suddenly: "What?"

"Retrieve the Sulu Staff that our school headmaster was tricked out of. ”

"Actually... There is still such a task?"

"yes. ”

"Then you'll have to look for it! Chen Yi patted his chest.

"It's okay, it's all incidental. ”

"People have relatives near and far, and things have priorities. Chen Yi said solemnly: "It's important to help your principal find a staff." ”

"It's okay, it's all incidental. ”

"That's right. Chen Yi slowly stood up and swept the dust off his body: "In this case, you are here to carry it, and I am also relieved, so I will go first." Remember, we must not allow a foreigner to step into our human territory even one step further!"

"Where are you going?" The glasses on the bridge of the young man's nose flashed with a cold light, and he reached out and dragged Chen Yi back to his side: "I said, it's all incidental." You take the staff, and the rest is to kill the enemy. ”

"Gollum. ”

Chen Yi swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and raised the staff in his hand with a sneer: "That... Then brother, I'll help you get it first?"

"Take it. ”

"You don't want it?"

"Don't. ”

"That's... And I took it?"

"Take it. The young man nodded: "I can get this staff from the miser of Principal Tom and give it to you to hold, I don't worry." ”

"Brother... Brother, you're joking. Chen Yi's upper and lower teeth began to tremble. If the phone is still available at this time, he will definitely play a cool song for himself......

"By the way, what's your name?"

“…… My name is Lightningball. ”

"Is that a name?" the young man looked suspicious.

"Oh yes. Chen Yi nodded stiffly: "You... You can call me Electric Ball in the future. ”

"My name is Little Snakehead. Thank you for your kind attention in the future. ”

"Little... Little tongue?!" Chen Yi almost bit his tongue.

"That's right. The corners of the young man's mouth rose, and he nodded politely: "It's just down." ”

"That'...... Who are you with the big tongue?"

"I'm his teacher. Behind him, an old voice suddenly sounded.

"!" Chen Yi was frightened again, and looked back suddenly, and saw an old man in a Mao suit lying behind him with a kind face.

"Hello, lad. The old man stretched out his index finger and pointed at the top of his bare head: "My name is the big snakehead, is there anything wrong with me?"

Chen Yi: "......"

"Don't be nervous boy, come on, get down. Let's lie down and talk. The big snake dragged Chen Yi down in a daze, and said with a smile: "How old is this year?"

"Two... Twenty-five ......"

"Is there a match?"

"No... There is no ......"

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

Chen Yi looked confused.

"Don't get me wrong, it doesn't mean anything else. It's just that you young people now, if you don't have a period, sometimes you really can't tell the difference between men and women. The big snake head stroked the top of his head: "People are old, that's it." I can't keep up with the times of your young people. ”

"You're laughing. Chen Yiqiang squeezed out an awkward smile.

"Looks like it's the boy, that's right. What kind of school did you graduate from? Beijing Film and Television Academy, or Modu Opera Academy?"

"Why this... So?"

"I don't mean anything else, it's just that your acting skills are pretty good. Young people nowadays, it's amazing. The acting skills are not much worse than the old drama bones of our time. Like that who...... Who's going to be able to play basketball even with ...... jumping?"

"Let's stop making trouble. Chen Yi trembled and handed the Sulu staff to the head of the big snake: "Old... Grandpa, you have this staff. ”

"Oh! I don't dare take it!" the big snake head waved his hand repeatedly, "This staff is ruined like this, if the headmaster thinks I got it, he will have to strangle me." Even if I don't strangle it, I'm still waiting for the title of professor to be evaluated this year. You better take it, you are bold. Gee. ”

“……”

Chen Yi wanted to cry, but he couldn't.

He felt that since he "begged" on the overpass and "touched porcelain" in the villa area, his luck in life began to plummet, and bad luck happened one after another.

"I'm weird, boy. Do you have a grudge against our headmaster?" the serpent asked.

"No ......"

"Then what are you doing with his staff?"

"I... I'm just going to make holes with it......"

"Use the staff as a detonator?" The big snake looked Chen Yi up and down in surprise: "It's the only one in the industry! Can you tell me about your feelings and actual operation experience when you have time?" I want to write a related paper when I go back. ”

Clenching the staff with both hands, Chen Yi was silent for a moment, and gritted his teeth: "Uncle, let's not go around." I'll just say, I'll give you the staff, can you let me go?"

"Whoosh!"

At this moment, the "pig-headed man" who was suspended in the air and fired cannons indiscriminately finally threw a blue ball of light towards the location of the pothole.

The smile on the old man's face slowly retracted, raised his right hand, and spread his five fingers.

"Boom......"

Five pitch-black snake shadows suddenly sprang up from his shadow, spiraling and winding up like a long dragon, "netting" the falling ball of light.

Chen Yi looked up in a daze.

The five fingers of the big snake's head are clenched.

"Boom!"

With an earth-shattering loud bang, five hideous snake shadows twisted the ball of light to pieces.

Then, the big snake head slowly stood up, stared at Chen Yi with a cold, murderous gaze against the background of the falling light ball fragments, and opened his mouth to spit out two words.

"No, you can't. ”