- "Tu Baozi, why are you here again, you haven't been comfortable just now, and your skin is itchy again, right?" The one who spoke was a bewitching woman, with a thick layer of lipstick on her mouth, and when she spoke, the big mouth seemed to be a bloody mouth.

It seems that this 'big-mouthed monster' should be Gu Mengxuan's proprietor, with two giants, a northern accent, and a red lip flame is really a bit imposing.

Zhang Tiedan was frightened, his pimple face was blue and white for a while, I don't know what to do?

- "You're the proprietress of this shop, aren't you?" I had a righteous and awe-inspiring heroic spirit, and I didn't take the grandeur of the 'big-mouthed monster' in my eyes at all.

The 'big-mouthed monster' was stunned for a moment, his thick lips were half-pursed, his tongue stretched out and licked his red lips, and a smile appeared on his fat face: "I'm the proprietress here, what does this handsome guy want to buy?"

- "Do you have tissues?"

- "I'm sorry, little handsome man, we sell antiques here, and we don't have tissues." ”

- "If you don't have paper towels, what kind of store will you open, buy me a pack of paper towels, and when I buy them, I will do a big deal with you." ”

My momentum was overwhelming, and despite some unhappiness on the 'big-mouthed' face, she picked up the dollar I had just thrown on the counter and went to the little shop opposite to buy me tissues.

Zhang Tiedan, who looked surprised, gave me a thumbs up: "Xiaohu, you are so awesome." ”

- "Don't grind, poop quickly." ”

Zhang Tiedan and I took off our pants and pulled them up in the living room, I secretly took a breath of true qi, and pressed the Shangyang acupoint of the left index finger, this Shangyang acupoint has a laxative effect, after I pressed it, the feces in the body were pulled out like a mountain and a sea, and soon pulled a big lump.

- "Xiaohu, why are you pulling so fast?" I'm a little nervous and can't pull it out. ”

- "Don't be nervous, pull slowly, until you pull it out." After saying that, I got up and tore off the signature pennant of 'Gu Mengxuan' on the counter, wiped my buttocks, and threw the pennant on the counter.

At this moment, the 'big-mouthed monster' came back, and when he saw Zhang Tiedan shit in the living room with his bare ass, he immediately roared: "I'm going to die, you dirt bun, you dare to poop in the living room, see how I clean you up!

The voice of the 'big-mouthed monster' was like killing a pig, and it could be heard from afar, and the two security guards soon appeared in the living room.

- "What's the matter?" ”

- "What's the matter? I've spent money to support you two for nothing! Someone has pulled into my living room, and you can't see it!"

- "I'll go, you two stinky boys have eaten the bear's heart and leopard guts, and you dare to pull in our boss's living room, you don't want to live, do you?"

After saying that, the two security guards pounced on me and Zhang Tiedan, Zhang Tiedan hadn't lifted his pants at that time, his legs were shaking like a sieve, and he was frightened.

Seeing that one of the security guards was about to pounce in front of Zhang Tiedan, at this time, my figure quickly flashed in front of Zhang Tiedan, and quickly got up, only to hear a muffled sound of 'Peng', the security guard who rushed to Zhang Tiedan fell to the ground, and his head was just pressed on the big piece of I had just pulled, and the whole person was lying motionless on the ground, obviously fainting.

Before the other security guard could react, I came with another swing leg and kicked the security guard firmly in the chin, only to hear a 'cluck' sound, and the other security guard twitched over.

This series of actions was done in an instant, and the 'big-mouthed monster' wiped his eyes with his hand, unable to believe that it was all true: "You, you, what the hell do you want?"

- "You ask me what I want, right? Then let me tell you, just now my good brother borrowed the toilet in your store to, and was beaten by the security guard of your store, is there such a thing?"

The 'big-mouthed monster' nodded: "That dirt bun doesn't flush the toilet after pulling the stool, his stool stinks, and it is simply smoked to death." ”

Even if my good brother carelessly forgets to flush the toilet, then you can't ask the security guard to beat someone! People in the countryside use toilets when they defecate, and the toilets don't have to be flushed every time. Therefore, you didn't develop the habit of pooping and flushing, you as city people have to understand, but you city people have to not understand, but because of this, you look down on us rural people, even if you look down on them, you even beat people, do you think I, as a rural person, should I teach you city people a good lesson?"

The 'big-mouthed monster' was speechless, so he had to give in to me: "Little handsome guy, this matter is my fault first, this matter is over, okay?"

- "That's it, of course not." ”

- "What do you want to do? My two security guards were also knocked unconscious by you, do you still want to insult me?"

- "Damn, you think beautifully, what about the tissues I told you to buy?

- "Bought it, here you go." ”

- "That's right, didn't I say that after the paper towels are bought, I'm going to make a big deal with you." Now that the big business is done, it's time for me and my good brother to wipe our asses and leave!"

Find out what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown.