Chapter 111: Spicy Vermicelli Pot
This is the way this world is, some people are happy and some people are sad!
Yun Feiyang lost on the battlefield, and it stands to reason that Huanxi is naturally his opponent!
Tiandu City, Ranhong sat at the table,
Looking at the battle sticker on the computer screen, which was already in gold and gray, his face was expressionless!
The phone on the table rang, and when he picked up the phone, Lin Dong's voice came out of the receiver!
"Brother Feng, you're still satisfied!"
Ranhong said lightly: "The money will be transferred to you in a while!"
After saying that, Ranhong hung up the phone directly!
Thousands of troops in the studio, listening to the blind voice on the phone,
Lin Dong seemed to be used to it, and got up and walked out of the office with a tugging of his mustache!
"Big guy hard work, listen to the rain building at night, everyone relax and relax!"
After listening to Lin Dong's words, several people cheered!
And at the Sky Castle Forum, as this eye-catching battle ended,
Several posts related to this battle were hot, and Huang Zhang's and Flying Dragon were naturally indispensable.
Especially the one where the flying dragon is famous in the sky. EVEN MORE DISS TO DEATH!
Because everyone thinks that this is the midnight flight itself! The rest is all cynicism!
"Why are you at the top of the new book list in three days, I'm sorry!"
"Heaven must first mad it if it wants it to perish. ”
"I'm embarrassed to start a war post at this level!hehe!"
Of course, there are also many voices of book lovers!
"How did the red win, don't you have a little force in your heart!
"Do you still remember the departure of the year! I am popular, but a man with an IP can vote for 100,000 votes!!"
"People are talking about the top of the new book list! The failure of a war post will not affect people to reach the top!"
The fans of the two books are attacking each other in a clear way!
There is no way, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there is antagonism!
It's the same in Earth's space-time!
Like in the NBA, before Kobe Bryant retired, Kobe's fans and James's fans were two completely opposite camps.
99% of fans of Kobe hate James and vice versa!
On the football field, Ronaldo's fans and Messi's fans are two completely opposite camps.
Almost most of the people who like Ronaldo don't like Messi. Vice versa!
And in the food rivers and lakes, there is also such a confrontation,
Just the battle for the salty and sweet taste of bean curd can form two opposing camps,
The same goes for coriander!
No matter how lively the Internet is, the rice naturally has to be eaten.
Yun Feiyang was already ready to go downstairs to eat,
As soon as the door opened, the other three returned, and the fat man was still carrying a bag in his hand, which was two disposable lunch boxes.
The fat man handed the bag in front of Yun Feiyang and said:
"It's solved!?, the law of conservation of mass still has to be followed!!"
Yun Feiyang is full of question marks? "What do you mean!"
Liu Weimin said with a smile: "The fat man said that you must have a stomachache to solve it!"
“……!”
Looking at the clouds that were eating well, the fat man said to the other two:
"Otherwise, I'll tell you the disgusting joke that the fourth child told me in class just now!"
Liu Weimin said: "Come on!"
The fat man sorted out his words and began to speak:
The fly family found a toilet and chose a pile of fresh food that was still steaming and began to eat, and the little fly asked its parents: "Mom and Dad, why do we have to eat every day!",
Daddy Fly slapped it angrily and scolded, "Damn, can you stop talking about such disgusting things when you eat!"
After hearing this, the other two felt nauseous,
glanced at the clouds, but found that the goods were not affected at all, and they were eating deliciously!
Yun Feiyang pointed to the stewed egg in the bowl and said:
"Well, that thing is similar to this one, it's steaming, it's fresh enough!"
With that, he scooped a spoonful and swallowed it!
The fat man specially helped him make a stewed egg originally prepared to disgust him,
Who knew that this guy didn't react at all! instead, he himself looked at the steaming stewed egg.
A churning in the stomach!
Under the influence of those animals in the dormitory in his previous life! Yun Feiyang has long since reacted to such, pee, and fart jokes and stories!
The fat man glanced at the indifferent Yun Feiyang and said, "Count you ruthless!"
Yun Feiyang smiled and said, "Why don't I tell you another one?"
The fat man said, "I ate it anyway, I don't believe you can still say that you can vomit for me!"
Yun Feiyang chewed the food in his mouth and swallowed it, he prepared a "spicy vermicelli pot" for a few people to taste,
The first time he heard this disgusting joke, he was really sick for a while!
sorted out the language, sorted out the clues,
Yun Feiyang said: "Have you ever eaten this dish of spicy vermicelli?"
The fat man said: "I've eaten this, one of my favorites, it belongs to our more common dishes over there!"
Liu Weimin and Ke Xin also said: "I've eaten!"
"I've eaten them all, then I'll tell you a joke about spicy vermicelli!"
"Don't you BB, let's get started!"
Yun Feiyang glanced at the fat man and said with a smile: "Fat man, you, you are still too young, after listening to my joke, you probably won't like this dish anymore!"
Anyway, there is a person who likes the dish of "spicy vermicelli pot" very much.
Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again.
But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out.
"Is it really sold out?" he asked, disappointed.
The waiter replied, "Sir, it's really sold out." You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at the table. ”
The man followed the waiter's instructions,
I saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him.
The meal on the gentleman's table is almost eaten,
Only the "spicy vermicelli pot" is still full.
The gentleman had already put down the dishes at this time, and was already wiping his mouth, and it seemed that he couldn't eat anymore!
The man thought that the gentleman was wasting his delicacy,
He got up and walked to the gentleman's table, pointed to the full "spicy vermicelli pot", and asked politely:
"Sir, do you still want this fan?"
The gentleman shook his head graciously.
So the man immediately sat down, held the vermicelli pot in front of him, picked up the spoon, and devoured it.
The wind and clouds are whirling, and most of the bowl of delicious vermicelli is boiled down after a while.
However, just as he was about to drink some soup, he found a small mouse lying at the bottom of the bowl, but with all the fur grown.
Some parts of the mouse's fur have fallen off, revealing the festering skin inside!
Seeing this scene, the man felt nauseous, his stomach churned, but he vomited all the vermicelli he had just eaten back into the bowl.
At this time, the gentleman on the side looked at him with very sympathetic eyes and said:
"It's disgusting, isn't it? I was like that just now!"
As soon as Yun Feiyang's words fell, the fat man on the opposite side covered his mouth and quickly ran to the bathroom.
After a while, several people heard a heart-rending retching sound in the bathroom.
Liu Weimin and Ke Xin's faces also seemed to be a little wrong, but they were not as unbearable as fat people.
Liu Weimin said: "Damn, this is so disgusting! That guy is too bad!
After a while, the fat man wiped his mouth and came out of the bathroom with teary eyes.
Watching the clouds fly slowly chewing on their meals.
The fat man said with a sad face: "Damn, I'm really convinced! I guess there will be a shadow in the future! I used to love spicy vermicelli pot the most!!"
Yun Feiyang smiled and said, "Do you still listen!"
"The ghost is willing to listen!"
Yun Feiyang secretly said in his heart: "Alas, I'm still too young, and I don't know if there is such a superb video as "Two Girls in One Cup" in this world!"
Back then, Zhang Xiaotian's miscellaneous hair didn't know where to find the video of the two girls having a cup,
also lied to a few people in the dormitory that it was two beautiful best lilies,
The most pitiful thing is that several people were still eating at that time! Yun Feiyang and Xu Dalei sprayed directly on the spot!