Chapter 128: The Pit of the Little White Face Is Really Not Too Much (4)
When Ye Feifei heard this, she rolled her eyelids, suddenly showed a fierce light, and said unceremoniously: "Do you think my sister is the kind of pure melon-eating masses who have never stepped into the entertainment industry and don't know the depth of it?" Or ...... Do you think you are the kind of brainless stupid fork who mixes Weibo and the community all day long, and is taken away by marketing accounts and water armies?! It's not the first time you've participated in a variety show, you've participated in "Come on, handsome guy!" before, is there a so-called script, you know in your heart, it's troublesome to talk about your conscience!"
Ye Feifei's eyes swirling on Xiaobai's face really shouldn't be too deliberate, too obvious! It made people shudder! However, she hadn't finished speaking,
"Also, how did the 8.88 ratings of the investee Fengruo Fortune God and the cash cow come about, you know it in your own heart, businessmen are superstitious about numbers, 888, Fa Fa Fa Fa, your trivial tricks, really don't want lo too obvious! Actually, you also know, your black history, sister really doesn't have too much, so ah......"
Ye Feifei's big beautiful eyes were full of disdain and contempt, reflecting the face of the little white face that changed again and again, shining more and more, and her words became more and more confident.
"People like you, who can still make a splash in the entertainment industry without any background, are the most likely to meet people and talk about people, and talk nonsense when they see them! But now, in this place, there is neither a spotlight nor a clicking sound, who else do you pretend to show it? Do you think that my sister will be bored to the point of being like those fans and idle people on the Internet, and it is like betting on treasure, guess whether there is a landlord ancestor behind you, or a high-ranking official father?!Can that get rich overnight?!Can a chicken dog ascend to heaven?!Can a chicken dog ascend to heaven?!Can it?!Can't!So, put away your disguised face, in front of your sister, be honest!OK?"
When she said the last sentence, Ye Feifei's expression suddenly became extremely "fierce"! A bit like the queen in the fairy tale "Snow White"!
In Ye Feifei's subconscious, she felt that she really couldn't be polite to a guy like Xiao Baimian who had no discipline and no lower limit, and once she was polite, she would be cruel to herself, so she must adopt the attitude and means of interrogating prisoners, and she can't be soft-hearted!
As a result, the little white face suddenly had the feeling of choking on a large piece of flour! The taste that was blocked in his throat was really very uncomfortable! As a result, his messy face in the wind once again bloomed with a strange light!
In fact, every time the little white face thinks that Ye Feifei, whose IQ is online, is not very good!
To put it simply, it's not good to be cheated by him, and of course it's not fun!
- How can you have fun like this?!Don't tell Brother Ye Feifei that a military advisor with a high IQ suddenly appeared behind her back, and she has been working against her brother!
However, in the blink of an eye, his eyes rolled so widely, and his IQ also increased by a level!
He smashed his mouth very neatly, and then threw a blaming look at Ye Feifei, and deliberately frowned and said: "I said...... "Come on, handsome guy!" is "Come on, handsome guy!", this new variety show is a new variety show, and the two are different variety shows, can you not mix them up?!"
At this time, Ye Feifei grasped the key point very sharply, which was really the first time in the world: "What you said is equivalent to indirectly admitting that the variety show "Come on, handsome guy!" actually exists in the script!"
Xiao Baimian suddenly wanted to jump up and refute, but Ye Feifei was faster than him, stretched out her hand to make an ugly gesture, and continued extremely calmly,
All the jokes in the show are written by the screenwriter in advance, whether it is the MC or the guests, they are all read according to the script, and there are no funny elements at all, after all, real comedy masters such as Chaplin, etc., after all, there are very few, and the characters in the current variety shows are basically imposed! Even the so-called buddy relationship that you forcibly created in front of the camera may be fake, and in private, you may not be familiar with it at all, so all of your professional columns are filled in - actors!
Ye Feifei said a few words like a cannonball, the whole process was seamlessly connected, there were no bugs in analysis and reasoning, and she directly confused the little white face!
ββWhat about digging a pit for the second goods?!Why did you pit yourself instead?!Why did the IQ of the second goods explode all of a sudden?!
-- This is not scientific! This is seriously unscientific! It's simply inhuman, there is wood!
"No......" Xiao Baiyan felt a little anxious, his tongue knotted again, he licked his upper lip very unnaturally, and said, "No, no, no...... Ye Feifei, wait a minute, what are you messing about?!When did my brother tell you that all the jokes in my brother's episode of "Come on, handsome guy!" were written by the program team in advance, and then all of them were acted out?! Brother was born with comedy cells, okay? Are you slandered by Hongguoguo! Did you get your head caught in the door panel before you went out?!"
"Huh?" Ye Feifei raised her eyebrows, and her gaze swept sideways towards the little white face like a sword, flashing Sen Senran's fierce light again!
- The little white face said that before going out, the head was caught by the door panel?!
As he spoke, he didn't have to turn his head to see where the pillow was, he reached out and grabbed it quickly!
The little white face at that time...... Immediately scared green!(Covering his face and crying)
There's no way, it's natural to get used to it, the little white face is used to Ye Feifei, and she always deviates from it, and she can't change it for a while!
Of course, as a "return", Ye Feifei has never been polite!
However, now Ye Feifei has a strong position, and the little white face immediately recognizes the current affairs as Junjie, and when it is time to admit it, he will never hesitate: "No, no, no, I said it wrong, I didn't mean that, I didn't say that in your head...... I'm ...... I was wrong...... Goddess, goddess, calm down! calm down! calm down! Say important things three times! Keep the image! The image is bigger than the sky!"
is still the most effective trick, Ye Feifei's hand holding the pillow finally stopped advancing!
Seeing this, the little white face suddenly had a feeling of escaping the ghost gate! Behind it, there was a "cold sweat"!
- Mom, this tigress is too powerful, wait for my brother to catch his breath first!