Chapter 132: The Fat Man's New Divine Comedy, I've Practiced Dance

"Fatty, what's wrong with you?"

At the door of the classroom, Tang Xiaoxiang looked at Zhu Kuang, who was covering his face with one hand, and asked Zhu Kuang, who walked over with a miserable expression.

"Hey, big brother, I was beaten by that apprentice of yours!" Zhu Kuang said aggrievedly.

"Apprentice, Li Ziyan, why did she beat you? Do you want to tease others and make them angry?" Tang Xiaoxiang asked curiously.

"Heaven and earth conscience! Big brother! I, Zhu Kuang, am that kind of person! I still understand the reason that rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest, what am I doing when I'm idle and teasing her!"

"Okay, why did she hit you?"

"Hey, I just found out at the school gate that she was wearing the body shirt inside the school uniform backwards, so I reminded her!" Zhu Kuang said vividly about the situation at that time:

"I said, Li Ziyan, your body shirt is worn backwards, but she didn't pay attention to me, I thought she didn't hear it, so she said it again loudly, Li Ziyan, your body shirt was worn backwards, she still ignored me, I then shouted louder, but this girl turned her head and gave me a fierce slap!"

Speaking of this, Zhu Kuang's eyes were already full of tears, and he continued: "After beating me, she yelled at me, I know that I was wearing it backwards, what are you shouting, can I still change it here? Big brother, I think I'm so wronged!"

"Poof..."Tang Xiaoxiang burst out laughing, this fat man is infinitely close to or equal to two.

After laughing, Tang Xiaoxiang and the fat man walked into the classroom side by side, at this time the classroom had begun to study in the morning, and the whole class was studying quietly.

The two of them couldn't talk and laugh anymore, so they could only quietly return to their seats.

As soon as Tang Xiaoxiang sat down, Mi Luo and Dong Shiyu, who were sitting in front of him, turned their heads in unison, handed him a morning newspaper from Peony City, and pointed a report on the newspaper with his finger, motioning him to read it.

Tang Xiaoxiang took it and took a look, and what was reported on this report was about the selection of all colleges and universities in the city yesterday.

Yesterday, including my own school, all the colleges and universities have completed the preliminary selection in the school, a total of 24 schools, 5 students in each school, a total of 120 students have passed the initial selection in the school, and tomorrow these 120 students will be selected for the second round of selection in each school, and each school will select 3 students to represent the school in the city's selection competition.

"The city really cares about this art festival, and even the most elementary school can be reported in the first round of selection. After Tang Xiaoxiang put down the newspaper, he said softly. Then he began to think about what song to choose for the competition tomorrow.

After Zhu Kuang saw Tang Xiaoxiang put down the newspaper, he took the newspaper over and read it too.

"Big brother, the second round will be tomorrow, what can I do! You have to help me! I don't want to be eliminated too early, I still want to continue to contribute to this art festival on this stage!" After reading the newspaper, Zhu Kuang looked at Tang Xiaoxiang with demanding eyes and said.

"If you don't make trouble for the art festival, you will already be the greatest contribution to this art festival!" Tang Xiaoxiang glanced at Zhu Kuang and said.

This fat man is becoming more and more shameless now! He is still contributing to the art festival? Tang Xiaoxiang has seen someone who wants to pretend to be so selfless and selfless.

When Zhu Kuang heard Tang Xiaoxiang say this, he immediately swore and said: "What did the eldest brother say! The big deal is that if I pass the national selection in the future, I will honor the 50,000 yuan to you, the eldest brother! In this way, you should always believe that I really want to contribute to the masterpiece of art!"

After listening to Zhu Kuang's words, Tang Xiaoxiang glanced at Zhu Kuang's eyes just now, and immediately emitted a Daoist light.

"Oh, let's brother, what are you talking about! What 5 is not 50,000 yuan, in fact, I have already seen from your eyes that you want to contribute to this art world! I am very moved, so my eldest brother will definitely help you!"

Tang Xiaoxiang patted his chest, looking like our good brothers, and after finishing his words, his expression immediately changed, and he said in a shyly manner:

"By the way, when the time comes, the 50,000 yuan will still give me cash, and now the Weiwei number will start to charge a handling fee, and the 50,000 yuan will be a few yuan of handling fee if it passes over a lot!"

Zhu Kuang looked at Tang Xiaoxiang with a dull expression showing off his face-changing stunt in front of him.

I thought that the eldest brother is the eldest brother! This shameless demeanor is really not something that anyone can learn!

On the other hand, Tang Xiaoxiang thought that since he promised the fat man to bring him into the national selection, then he should also think about what song he should give the fat man this time?

Folk songs? His voice can't do it.

Rock 'n' roll? He can't sing well.

Love song? His looks are not good.

Hey, it looks like the Divine Comedy is still coming!

Thinking of this, Tang Xiaoxiang looked at Zhu Kuang while thinking about which Divine Comedy to let him sing.

"Big brother, what do you always look at me?" Zhu Kuang was looked at by Tang Xiaoxiang uncomfortably, and he involuntarily shook his body back and forth, trying to avoid Tang Xiaoxiang's gaze.

Tang Xiaoxiang's eyes lit up after seeing Zhu Kuang's shaking body, and a divine comedy appeared in his mind, and he hurriedly asked Zhu Kuang: "Fat man, if you want to sing a song, you need to add a dance, are you okay?"

Zhu Kuang glanced at Tang Xiaoxiang like an idiot, then looked down at his ball-like body and said, "Big brother, look at me like this, will it be okay to dance?"

Tang Xiaoxiang is embarrassed, this figure has to dance ordinarily, the problem is really big!

However, he thought that the dance of the Divine Comedy did not need any professional movements, and those movements were mainly funny, and Zhu Kuang's figure could not dance with better results, so he said to Zhu Kuang:

"This dance, it's not difficult, can you jump down, can you dance?"

"Why do I have to dance? Isn't it good for me to only sing?"

"If this song is only sung, it is a very ordinary song, but if you can add dance! Fat man, believe me, you will definitely be more popular than singing!" Tang Xiaoxiang said bewildermently.

The fat man seems to have always had a pathological attachment to this kind of showy envoy, so when he heard Tang Xiaoxiang say that he would be more popular than his mouth after dancing his song, his eyes were green, and he nodded again and again without hesitation:

"Okay, then let's add dance! Actually, don't look at me as fat, in fact, I still practice!"

"Have you ever practiced dancing?" asked Tang Xiaoxiang in surprise.

"Of course, when I was in elementary school, my mother had already seen the trend of horizontal growth, and at that time she directly enrolled me in a dance class, hoping that I could lose weight by learning dance, but I practiced for a month, and my mother wouldn't let me go, otherwise I might have become a well-known dancer now!"

"Why won't you let you go after a month of practice? Is your mother sorry for you and afraid that you will endure hardship?" Tang Xiaoxiang had heard how painful it would be to stretch and press his legs when he first started to learn dance, and he thought to himself that Zhu Kuang's mother must be reluctant to let her son suffer so much.

"Hey, I'm afraid of hardship! The key is that every time I split in class, my crotch will crack, and I have changed more than 60 pairs of dance pants in a month! My mother said that there is a mine at home, and I can't afford to pay for practicing like this!~"