Chapter 376: Is He Kicking Football?
Before Yang Gu could speak, the college students and audience at the scene had already quit, and accusations were flying.
"Damn, the dog jumped off the wall in a hurry, and the stick player didn't admit defeat or fall off the ring, which means that he can fight again. ”
"It's like, it's a game with no rules, and you're a turtle egg. ”
"Since you dare to come to the gym, you have to pay a painful price, do you really think that I have no one in China?"
"President Xiaobai, come on, torture him to death!"
“......”
Listening to the excitement of the crowd, Yang Gu shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and said lightly: "Coach Li, you also heard it, they are right, this is a game without rules, where is the foul?"
"You!"
Li Dasheng pointed at Yang Gu's nose and scolded, "Is this how you Huaxia treats international friends?"
"Ridiculous!"
Yang Gu was also angry, knocked off his hand, and sneered at each other: "What's the matter?
“......”
Li Dasheng was speechless, so he could only blow his nose and stare at him for a long time before he yelled at the flying stick player: "Aren't you ashamed enough to step on a horse? ”
"Forehead ......"
The stick player cried angrily, standing and talking without backache, you are not me, how can I know how I feel now?
If Lao Tzu could shout, he would have shouted a long time ago, and he still used you to remind him?
The throat is smoking, and I can't even scream, can I still admit defeat?
Guan Xiaobai had a lot of fun and sneered: "Boy, as long as you squeak, I will let you go." ”
"Porphyry!"
The stick player could no longer "squeak", his eyes flashed rapidly, and then he held out an unknown substance containing biogas.
"Spicy next door, why does it stink so much?"
Guan Xiaobai covered his mouth and nose, kicked out again, and said angrily: "Holy shit, farting doesn't count!"
"Poof......
The audience laughed, this Nima, when did President Xiaobai have such a sense of humor, it's so funny.
"Don't pull me, let me go to the corner and tremble for a while. ”
"I wiped it, Lao Tzu's tears laughed out, this stick is really stupid, open your mouth to admit defeat, there is a bird below?"
"Sister, help me, if I can't do it, you have to hold on. ”
"If the old lady doesn't support the wall, she will help Xiaobai!"
“......”
Chu Xiaoran was also carried away, laughing uncontrollably, the flower branches that leaned forward and backward trembled, and the range of movements was a little large.
"Hahaha, Ah Zheng, if the school is not satisfied, it will be Guan Xiaobai. ”
"Hey, hey, you're gone!"
Xiao Zheng watched unscrupulously, there are many benefits, but it is still not as big as our wife.
"You!"
Chu Xiaoran immediately stopped laughing, became willow eyebrows, gritted his teeth, as if he wanted to choose someone to eat, he was really a goblin.
"I warn you, I'm already Mr. Clown's man, and you don't have any illusions. ”
"Fantasizing about a yarn, just a flat plate, what's the matter?" Xiao Zheng squinted his eyes and sneered.
"Shameless!"
Chu Xiaoran shot angrily, doing a 360-degree rotation movement on the soft flesh of Xiao Zheng's waist without dead ends, glaring and dissatisfied: "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the girl!"
"Got!" Xiao Zheng exhaled a breath of turbidity, his eyes became serious, and he said seriously: "Xiao Ran, you have great potential, I am waiting for you to grow up!"
I'm forked!
Chu Xiaoran's little face was flushed with anger, oh, my little temper.
She stood up, punched and kicked Xiao Zheng, clenching her silver teeth, as if she was about to eat Tang Seng's white bone essence.
"Damn!"
"Hitting is kissing and scolding is love, not beating or scolding is uncomfortable! ”
Xiao Zheng smiled disappreciably, like a big old man, and Chu Xiaoran instantly became a beautiful woman who rubbed her shoulders and beat her back.
"Woo woo, you know that you are bullying me, and I want to sue my cousin!"
Chu Xiaoran finally got tired, sat there crying aggrievedly, and his little face with light makeup became a little flower cat.
"Come on, grandma, make a fuss, sit and watch the game!"
Xiao Zheng's face turned pale and he shouted angrily.
In an instant, Chu Xiaoran stopped crying and looked straight at Xiao Zheng, his eyes were so terrifying, they were too scary.
Why didn't I find it before, but now I look more like a gentleman.
Xiao Zheng automatically filtered her eyes, because the scene of the game was about to get out of control.
In the ring, the penalty kicks continued, and under the ring, Li Dasheng and Yang Gu were also compared, and Yang Gu was obviously at a disadvantage.
"Huh?"
Xiao Zheng frowned, but he knew it in his heart at the moment.
Yang Gu was only a physical education teacher, and although he practiced Tai Chi, he had little practical experience, while Li Dasheng was a sixth-dan taekwondo master with a black belt, and he often competed with others and had rich experience in actual combat.
The moment of the hand-to-hand, the superiority is immediately scored.
Finally, Li Dasheng looked at his student who was worse than death, his heart burned like fire, and he swept towards Yang Gu with all his might.
Yang Gu's Taijiquan had not yet been practiced to the realm of lifting weights, and he obviously couldn't resist it, so he was swept away by a kick and flew out.
Li Dasheng won the blow and ran to the ring bravely, shouting.
"Stop!"
Then he flew to the ring and took Guan Xiaobai directly.
But at this moment, the mutation was abrupt, and Li Dasheng felt that his waist and eyes were numb, as if he had gotten into an insect, and then his lower body was weak and fell heavily.
"Walk you!"
Guan Xiaobai saw the opportunity, gave up the stick player, and hit Li Dasheng with a sharp kick.
"Bang!"
Although Li Dasheng was unwilling, he still flew out helplessly and fell in front of the stick players.
"Uh...... Coach, are you swollen Coach?"
The stick players were all shocked and hurriedly helped Li Dasheng up, but Li Dasheng was like a dou who couldn't help up, and he couldn't stand up.
"Don't move, it's useless, I'm plotted!"
Li Dasheng's heart tightened, and he stopped his students, his eyes frightened.
He heard his father say that Huaxia has many mysterious martial arts, such as iron sand palms, one-finger Zen, hidden weapons to fight acupoints, and so on.
Could it be that he fell for the plot of the master of hole fighting?
He raised his head in horror, swept around, and fixed his eyes on Xiao Zheng's body, his gaze burning.
"Huh?"
Xiao Zheng also sensed his eyes, didn't even look at it, secretly touched the sand in his pocket, and stepped on the horse with one less grain.
"Xiao Ran, look at that Li Dasheng, who is coveting your beauty. ”
"Forehead ......"
Chu Xiaoran glared at him angrily, looked at Li Dasheng, and really stared straight at him.
"What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman?"
She stood up angrily, pointed at Li Dasheng, scolded coquettishly, and her small waist trembled.
"Nima!"
Li Dasheng scolded secretly, Lao Tzu is looking at men well, you are sitting so close, do you think I am looking at you?
Cut, stinky beauty!
However, it is indeed very beautiful! It is more vivid and lively than the plastic surgery paralyzed women in our stick country, with spirituality.
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(End of chapter)