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"I'm afraid that you won't even be able to pass the first round of the first exam, don't say that the registration fee of 100 yuan will be wasted, and you will have to give away your mid-range poems for nothing......" Shangguan Mingxin seized the opportunity to sarcastically mock Yang Tang and said.
Yang Tang couldn't stand Shangguan Mingxin's contemptuous eyes, and puffed out his eyes and said, "Will I not be able to pass the first round?"
Shangguan Mingxin shook her head and said, "I don't know, it depends on your poetry, and it depends on the meaning of the jury." ”
"Enjoying the flowers, right? Yang Tang carefully read the rules of the competition, then pondered for a few seconds, and then crackled and typed on Shangguan Mingxin's notebook, and it was finished after a while, "Oh, look at this word, if it can't pass the first round, I can only swallow your notebook as a biscuit." ”
Shangguan Mingxin complained when she heard this: "Why did you swallow my notebook?" As she spoke, she quickly dragged her notebook and clicked at the words that Yang Tang had written in the reply box at the bottom of the page.
"Outside the post by the broken bridge, lonely and ownerless. It was already dusk and I was alone, and it was even more windy and rainy. has no intention of fighting for spring, and a group of people are jealous. Scattered into mud and dust, only fragrant as before. ”
After reading the words in the reply box, Shangguan Mingxin was speechless for a long time, and she didn't say anything for a long time. When she raised her beautiful eyes and looked at Yang Tang, she found that this thing was there again with her eyes closed and pretending to sleep, uh no, she should have really fallen asleep, with a slight snoring sound.
"You dead guy, if I don't tease you to the point of being anxious, I won't call Shangguan Mingxin!" Saying that, Shangguan Mingxin clicked on the official website of the "Flower Appreciation Poetry Contest" and clicked [Register] on it. She thought about it and moved the nickname she registered with the Transmission and Development Bureau to the registration form, anyway, the nickname is underlined, which can be directly linked to the Transmission and Development Bureau to check her true identity, so the organizing committee of the competition stipulates that the nickname on the official website of the Transmission and Development Bureau can also be used for registration, and after filling in the nickname, you don't need to fill in any address and contact information, and you can even deduct the registration fee from the account associated with the Transmission Bureau.
Then, Shangguan Mingxin pasted and copied the Yongmei words just written by Yang Tang in the text space below, and after confirming that there were no mistakes or omissions, he directly clicked on submission.
Wait until the pop-up window on the official website of the contest comes out, which reads, "Ms. Shangguan, congratulations on your successful registration for the first "Flower Appreciation Poetry Contest", as for whether you have passed the first round, please wait for three working days, if you receive a phone call from us within three days, then you will be considered to have passed"!
Looking at the laptop screen, "Hee-hee...... Hee-hee-hee......-hee......-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-he
"Huh?"
"Please keep your voice as low as possible, and don't disturb the rest of the passengers in the next seat, okay?" the flight attendant persuaded.
Shangguan Mingxin pointed at Yang Tang and said, "What do you say about him?"
"Yes..."
The stewardess was nodding, but was stunned to find that Yang Tang suddenly opened her eyes and stared at her: "What's wrong with me?"
"It's okay, I'm advising this young lady to keep her voice quiet!"
Yang Tang nodded approvingly when he heard this, and said, "You are right, her voice should be smaller, Miss!" The last three words have a little ending, which is quite reverie.
The flight attendant was stunned when she heard this, Shangguan Mingxin was also stunned for a moment, and burst out: "Who are you talking about?"
Yang Tang was very excited when he saw her, and hurriedly said, "I..."
"You?"
"I said I want to relieve (sister), please let you both let go?" As he spoke, he really turned over and got up, just wanting to squeeze between the flight attendant and Shangguan Mingxin.
The two women had to dodge back, allowing Yang Tang to break through the encirclement and go to the bathroom.
After looking at each other again, the stewardess took the initiative to change her words: "This lady, if you want something to drink, I'll get it for you!"
Shangguan Mingxin waved his hand and said, "I don't need it, you pour him a glass of Coke, add ice!"
"Him?"
"It's the stinky guy who went to the toilet......"
The flight attendant suddenly took the order and left.
At this time, Yang Tang turned back, and Shangguan Mingxin took the opportunity to click on her personal registration page that had just been generated on the official website of the "Flower Appreciation Poetry Conference": "Hehe, look at this ......"
Yang Tang took the notebook and looked at it, so he was so angry.
I saw that the header of the webpage was the personal entry page of the "Flower Appreciation Poetry Conference", and then the contestants were written below, colon, and Daystar (Shangguan's nickname); the second line was written with the participating poems, colon; and below it was a frame with lace, and in that box was written the song "Fortune Operator Yongmei" by Lu You!
"This ...... Why did the words I just write go to the top of your registration page?" Yang Tang was a little speechless.
"What words you just wrote, this is obviously a word I wrote. Shangguan Mingxin's face did not change and her heart beat wildly, "You said that you wrote the word, then good, come up with evidence, anyway, before I submitted this poem, the search engine linked to the official website of the "Flower Appreciation Poetry Conference" did not search for this word on the Internet. ”
"Then you can't be so shameless, can you?"
"Where am I shameless? It's a big deal to say an account, and I'll earn you thirteen million. ”
As soon as Shangguan Mingxin's words came out, Yang Tang was stunned, originally, he just wanted to take the word "Yongmei" through the first round, if not, then the value of this word will be worthless, and if the first round is passed, the copyright of "Yongmei" no longer belongs to him, so no matter what, once this word is recorded in the "Flower Appreciation Poetry Conference" The official website, no matter who entered it, is already worthless to its author, but now, Shangguan Mingxin actually said that he was willing to spend 13 million to get it, which is simply pie in the sky.
It's a pity that Yang Tang knows very well in his heart that some money can be taken, and some money can't be taken, such as the 13 million promised by Shangguan Mingxin in front of him. Seriously, the copyright of the word "Yongmei" can almost be said to have been given away, 13 million is equal to taking it for nothing, even if Shangguan Mingxin doesn't care about the money, her family must also care, after all, this is not 1,300 yuan, throw it away, this is 13 million, a lot of money that can make countless people blush and even play with their lives!
Of course, although Yang Tang's original intention was to put "Yongmei" in the first round of the competition, the problem is that he has never revealed this idea to anyone, and he has not done so, Shangguan Mingxin is considered to be more than a substitute. Therefore, it is impossible for Yang Tang not to be angry at all.
"You have thirteen million in your family, that's your business, my poem is not changed, you better pray that it doesn't pass the first round, otherwise, otherwise it will ......"
When she heard the words "You'd better pray that it won't pass the first round", Shangguan Mingxin's heart was empty, but in an instant, her little temperament came up again, her heart was empty, but on the surface she looked disdainful, pouting and saying: "Otherwise, what can you do to me? Go to the court and accuse me of plagiarizing your words? What about the evidence? If you don't have evidence, it's slander!"
"Am I slandering you?" Yang Tang was in a hurry, "Believe it or not, I beat your ass?" As he spoke, he grabbed Shangguan Mingxin by the waist and hugged her sideways with his big arms, and rested her on his lap as if he was fiddling with a double long pillow.
Shangguan Mingxin only felt that the sky was spinning, and when her vision stabilized, the part between her chest and hip crotch had been flattened on the man's hard and powerful thighs. She was about to scream for help, but as soon as her small mouth opened, Yang Tang's carrot-thick index finger skimmed horizontally into her mouth, and at the same time, several fingers outside her mouth lifted her chin together, making her bite her index finger, and she could only "woo woo", and she couldn't make any sound.
Then, just listening to the snap, Shangguan Mingxin felt pain in her buttocks, and wanted to scream but couldn't scream, the taste was really sour!
At the beginning of the fight, Yang Tang was still angry, so he gave Shangguan Mingxin a few heavy blows to the big buttocks, which made Shangguan Mingxin's eyes burst into tears, but after six or seven beatings, the sound of snapping was endless, which made people a little confused, and Yang Tang, who had not yet become a Buddha, was inevitably full of distracting thoughts, and the beating became lighter and lighter, and gradually changed to touching, and finally changed to touching.
Seeing that Shangguan Mingxin's face was crimson, and there was a bad thing between Yang Tang's thighs that was also about to move, when the two of them were about to lose control, the stewardess who had reminded Shangguan Mingxin to be quieter pushed a dining car and coincidentally entered the first-class cabin.
The vibration of the dining car woke up Yang Tang, and he immediately helped Shangguan Mingxin to stand up, but unfortunately Shangguan Mingxin's buttocks were numb at this time, and it was difficult to stand firmly, so Yang Tang simply helped her lie back to her seat.
"Sir, your Coke!" said the stewardess as she handed over a plastic cup of Coke.
"I didn't order Coke?" Yang Tang was stunned.
"This lady ordered it for you. After saying this, the stewardess turned a blind eye to Shangguan Mingxin's red face, and pushed the dining car to the front row as if nothing had happened.
It seems that this flight attendant mistakenly thought about something, but this is fine, saving Yang Tang to explain.
Yang Tang took a sip of Coke, casually put the plastic cup on the small table next to him, and when he looked back at Shangguan Mingxin, he found that she was looking at him with silky eyes.
Thinking about the spanking punishment and finally turning into oil, Yang Tang was a little weak-hearted, and couldn't help asking, "Are you okay?"
Shangguan Mingxin shook his head while keeping looking at him with a sideways face, and at the same time, his lips opened slightly, a little like he wanted to speak.
"It's okay. Yang Tang breathed a sigh of relief, "Say whatever you want!" As he spoke, he picked up the Coke cup casually.
Shangguan Mingxin hesitated for a moment, and said softly: "Next time you spank me, I won't make a sound, don't put your finger in my mouth, okay?"
Burst!
Hearing this, he was drinking poor Yang Tang and sprayed directly.
Why?
Because he suddenly remembered that he had just gone to the bathroom for a small relief, but forgot to wash his hands!
The only thing to be thankful for is that Yang Tang subconsciously tilted his head when he sprayed Coke, which didn't let Shangguan Mingxin wash his face.
Shangguan Mingxin misunderstood what Yang Tang meant by spraying Coke, and said timidly: "I'm not the kind of person you think, I hate people touching me, but you, it's you, it's you, it's just that you beat people's butts, it's very comfortable!"
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