Zhou Xiaoyu had a dream in which he fell into the water. Hell, he didn't know how to swim yet, so he struggled desperately.

But it gradually sank, and he wanted to breathe, but he couldn't breathe any air.

But the strange thing is that when a person is in the water, his nose is a little itchy, as if someone is scratching his nostrils with something stuffy.

Finally he sneezed and woke up.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a fluffy tail sweeping across his face. After a moment, it shrank back again.

The hair on his tail tickled his nose, and Zhou Xiaoyu sneezed a few times in a row and quickly got up.

The hairball rolled down from Zhou Xiaoyu's chest and onto the quilt like a ball.

Then the stomach is facing the sky, lying flat and stable, and the hairball continues to sleep.

Zhou Xiaoyu saw that his teeth were itching, I said why was I so bored, it turned out that you guy was pressing on me, do you want to crush your own master!

He picked up the furball and threw the carthusian cat to the ground.

The hairball fell on the hard-tied floor, and he also woke up, staring at Zhou Xiaoyu with an aggrieved expression.

Zhou Xiaoyu picked up the quilt and shook it, a few cat hairs floated to the ground, he glared at the hairball fiercely and said, "Don't you let you sleep on the rooftop?"

Young man, this king is also a member of the noble royal family. How can you drill into a dog house casually, what kind of system is this!

Zhou Xiaoyu ignored the hairball at all, threw the quilt back on the bed, and was about to clean the cat hair on the ground, when he suddenly felt a pain in his chest.

When I opened the neckline, I saw a dark red palm print on my chest.

, is this an iron sand palm?

This palm print was given by Uncle Yan last night, and he was slapped by the old man at that time. For a second or two, Zhou Xiaoyu completely lost consciousness.

It's a little scary to think about it now, that old man said that he was an alien, and he seemed to be able to do kung fu.

If it hadn't blown up the kitchen of Lin Churan's house, there would have been no chance to get out last night.

Inhuman...

There are people like that in this world.

"Pain, pain, Uncle Long, can't you be light?"

After eating breakfast, seeing that Zhou Xiaoyu had been rubbing his chest, in line with the principle of caring for employees, Uncle Long temporarily acted as a bone-setting master, and took a bottle of medicinal oil to Zhou Xiaoyu and rubbed it.

Zhou Xiaoyu made him rub and scream miserably, and in the end, his entire chest was red and hot, as if it was more serious than before.

"Young people nowadays, I really can't stand the slightest bit of suffering. I think that when Uncle Long and I were young, fighting was like eating, and there was no time when I didn't get hurt. The most powerful fight, I single-handedly overturned hundreds of people's houses, from the Dongdi Ferry, all the way to Xiaoguanyuan!"

Uncle Long didn't know where to find a piece of shocking wood, slapped it on the table and said: "That battle can really be called earth-shattering, the sun and the moon are gone!

Syllable!

A slipper was imprinted on the old man's face and then slid down.

Chewing gum, Tang Xin said expressionlessly: "Dead old man, bragging day by day, I feel tired of it if you don't bother me." Hurry up, throw my shoes over. ”

Uncle Long shook his head and sighed, and said, "No wonder the ancients said that only women and villains are difficult to raise, and this is true." What's wrong with the old man blowing, if you don't brag, how can you live this day?"

Zhou Xiaoyu said quietly: "You can lie down, just experience life in advance." ”

He put on his clothes and went out.

Uncle Long was confused and said, "What kind of life can you experience lying down?"

Tang Xin sneered: "Of course it's to experience life in a coffin!"

Uncle Long exploded on the spot: "Zhou Xiaodonkey, you come back to me, make it clear Luo, who wants to enter the coffin! Lao Tzu is still young, Lao Tzu will live for another five hundred years!"

... Ling Congyun's rage +180.

Looking at the system prompt, Zhou Xiaoyu smiled, then rode on his bicycle and walked in the direction of Dongdi Ferry.

He wanted to go to Gu Yehong.

Of course it's not going to pick up girls, and to be a taekwondo master as a girlfriend?

Zhou Xiaoyu wanted to find Gu Yehong to learn kung fu, and last night that Dong Yan had already told him with practical actions how terrible it was to add kung fu to ability.

Rather than wasting your life in the company, it is better to use this time to learn a few hands of self-defense.

Coupled with his spiritual words and fire control skills, if he wants to meet an alien like Dong Yan, he will not be beaten by others.

Gu Yehong said that her family's Shenglong Boxing Gym is near the Dongdi Ferry. However, Zhou Xiaoyu walked around and didn't find any boxing gyms.

In the end, I asked several passers-by before I found it.

Thang Long Boxing Gym!

If it weren't for a signboard hanging outside, Zhou Xiaoyu really didn't think that the three-room building in front of him like a dilapidated house would be a boxing gym.

At the moment, the door of the gym is closed, and it looks like it hasn't opened yet. Zhou Xiaoyu looked at his mobile phone, the time was not early, it was already past nine o'clock, could it be that the boxing gym had closed?

At this time, a girl in the back timidly asked, "Excuse me, do you know how to get to the Thang Long Boxing Gym?" Just now an aunt at the entrance of the alley said that the boxing gym is in it, but I didn't find it. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu looked back and saw that it was a little girl, with white skin and long legs, and a small face so tender that it seemed to be able to wring out water.

Most importantly, this is an acquaintance.

Su Yuexi!

When they saw each other, they both shouted at the same time.

"Sea Blue Steel Plate!"

"Dead slut who drinks and doesn't pay back!"

The two paused, then pointed at each other and shouted in unison.

"Who do you say is a slut!"

"Who do you call it a steel plate!"

This damn god sync!

After a pause, Zhou Xiaoyu spread his hands and said: "Actually, you don't have to be too sad, although you have a flat chest, you are smart." ”

Su Yuexi's little face was slightly proud: "You finally said something human, but how do you know that I am smart?"

Zhou Xiaoyu said seriously: "Because the chest is big and brainless." ”

... Su Yuexi's rage +80.

Oh, the little girl is angry again.

Can Su Yuexi not be angry? I thought that Zhou Xiaoyu could be regarded as talking to people, but this guy made a detour and still took himself into the pit.

Su Yuexi, you can't be angry, you can't be angry, you have to use your ingenuity to defeat him, let's convince people with virtue!

Coughing lightly, Su Yuexi said with a charming smile on her little face: "What's wrong with my flat chest, my flat chest, at least it's better than some people's lack of morality." ”

Zhou Xiaoyu's face did not change and said: "Am I lacking morality? No, I am short of money." ”

... Su Yuexi's rage +120.

How can this person be so thick-skinned, that drink is only a dozen yuan, big brother, you have to be short of money, so you can't even afford a drink!

At this time, Zhou Xiaoyu took out a crumpled twenty yuan from his pocket, and couldn't help but stuff it into Su Yuexi's hand and said: "The money was spent that day, so I had to let you have a treat, and then I was thinking about how to repay your money." I just bumped into it today, and now the money is back to you. You don't have to look for it, just tip the more. ”

... Su Yuexi's rage +270.

You, you, you, you still pretend to be generous to me, right? What about the tip, who is rare about your few dollars of tips!

Su Yuexi immediately wanted to throw the twenty pieces back.

As a result, Zhou Xiaoyu said: "You don't want to throw the money back, do you? In order to fight with me, you don't even want the money that should belong to you, this is not a smart person." “

Su Yuexi couldn't help but be embarrassed, and was told by Zhou Xiaoyu that she couldn't accept this money, and she couldn't accept it.

Suddenly, Zhou Xiaoyu received another system prompt.

... Su Yuexi's anger +800!

Hey, the little girl's mentality collapsed.