Chapter 42: What You See Is Not a Bed, It's a Toilet!

Hongqi Hospital staff dormitory building.

Zhou Xiaoyu came to the third floor, this time he didn't see the uncle shaking the paper fan next door, but the door of room 305 was hidden, and it looked like Nurse Zheng was at home today!

Zhou Xiaoyu was excited and a little expectant in his heart, but when he walked to the door, he was a little scared.

In such a complicated mood, he stretched out his hand and rang the doorbell.

Immediately there was the sound of footsteps in the door, and a voice that could not tell whether it was a man or a woman called, "Here we are." ”

The hidden door was suddenly opened, and a red figure jumped out from behind the door. It's an aunt of fifty or sixty years old, of medium stature, wearing a red dress and a red dress, and her physique is quite stout.

When she saw Zhou Xiaoyu, she took two steps back, then rubbed her eyes and said, "Ouch, child." It's not easy for you to look like this, I can't tell if you're a man or a woman. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and then saved himself from going out in the morning, for fear of being targeted by those two guys with red turbans like yesterday, so he turned himself into a flower.

He laughed and said, "Auntie, I'm a man." ”

The aunt looked him up and down and said, "What a good guy, how can you learn how to wear lipstick, I can't understand the aesthetics of your young people." Who's you looking for, that young man? ”

Zhou Xiaoyu hurriedly said: "Auntie, are you Zheng Yangmei, head nurse Zheng?"

Auntie sighed and said, "Are you looking for me?" but I don't seem to know you. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu said: "Auntie, it was Nurse Zhang Shufen from the hospital who asked me to come to you." I'd like to ask you about something. ”

Zheng raised his eyebrows and thought for a while: "Oh, it turned out to be Xiao Zhang, come in, come in." ”

She beckoned Zhou Xiaoyu to enter the door.

Zhou Xiaoyu walked into the door, and there was a small living room in the door. It's not big, it's only about ten square meters, but the sparrow is small, and it has all kinds of organs.

Sofas, coffee tables, TVs, bookcases, and air conditioners are all left behind. And it's well placed, it looks like this Nurse Zheng is quite good at living.

I just don't know why, the curtains are closed on the windows on both sides, and the lights are not turned on in the living room, so the light is a little dim.

At this time, Zheng raised his eyebrows and brought a cup, put it on the coffee table and said, "Come, drink saliva." ”

Zhou Xiaoyu didn't have the heart to drink now, and hurriedly said, "Auntie, it's like this." I want to inquire with you, I don't know if you remember, eighteen years ago, Hongqi Hospital delivered a child named Zhou Xiaoyu. ”

Zheng raised his eyebrows and suddenly moved, as if he had touched something. She sat down on a single couch across from her, looking at the ceiling as if in thought.

Zhou Xiaoyu didn't dare to disturb her, bent down and reached out to get the cup.

Because of the taste of the angle, I just saw the two legs of the aunt sticking out from under the skirt. Good guy, these are two big hairy legs, and the hair on those legs is thicker than Zhou Xiaoyu.

Zhou Xiaoyu was stunned, wondering if the head nurse had eaten too much hormones, and the leg hair was about to catch up with the man.

Suddenly, from a hallway in front of the living room, there was a muffled sound, as if something had fallen to the ground.

As soon as Zhou Xiaoyu looked up, Zheng raised his eyebrows and stood up, blocking his vision.

Zheng raised his eyebrows and said: "I bought a big live fish in the market in the morning, raised it in the pool in the kitchen, and prepared to keep it for soup at night. I guess the fish jumped out, I'll go and take a look, you sit down first. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu agreed, and then saw Zheng Yangmei hurriedly enter the corridor and turn into a small door next to him. At that moment, a hand suddenly reached out from the door and grabbed the door frame!

Zhou Xiaoyu was startled,, auntie, you are raising a mermaid, right?

But the hand quickly let go and retracted back into the door, and I don't know whose it was. In short, Zhou Xiaoyu felt very wrong.

He glanced at the closed door behind him, thinking that if he didn't withdraw today, he always felt that this head nurse Zheng was a little weird, and it was not appropriate to stay here for a long time.

But as soon as he got up, Zheng raised his eyebrows and walked out again, and shouted from a distance: "Young man, where are you going?"

Zhou Xiaoyu hurriedly said: "I may have drunk too much water in the morning and want to go to the toilet." Auntie, I see a public toilet at the entrance of the alley, I can come when I go. ”

Unexpectedly, Zheng raised his eyebrows and said: "Silly boy, where can I use the public toilet when I go to the toilet, there is a bathroom at Auntie's house, you come with me." ”

Zhou Xiaoyu excused himself: "No need Auntie, it's not good to stain your bathroom." ”

Zheng raised his eyebrows and walked into the living room, and pulled up Zhou Xiaoyu without saying anything: "You stupid child, you say it's in the bathroom, and you're afraid of getting dirty." If it's dirty, at most the aunt will wash it and it's over. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu was dragged into the corridor by her, passing by the kitchen, but the kitchen door was closed, and she couldn't see the scene inside.

Coming to the end of the corridor, Zheng raised his eyebrows and casually opened a room and said, "That's it." ”

Zhou Xiaoyu glanced into the room and was dumbfounded: "Auntie, are you sure this is the bathroom?"

This room is not big, but it has a floor and a bed in the middle. On the right-hand side is a wardrobe, and on the left side of the wall is a small coffee table and a single sofa.

Horizontally and vertically, it doesn't look like a bathroom, it's more like a bedroom.

Zhou Xiaoyu walked in, turned around and said, "Auntie, if I'm not mistaken, this is a bedroom, right?"

Zheng raised his eyebrows and rolled his eyes, and suddenly said, "No, it's just a bathroom." The bed you see, it's not a bed, it's a toilet!"

Zhou Xiaoyu suddenly said: "I understand, Auntie, you are also a fan of Xingye, right, you must have watched his "Love Saint", so I made such a bathroom like a bedroom, this is a tribute to his works." ”

Zheng raised his eyebrows and nodded again and again, feeling like he had met a bosom friend: "That's right, that's it." You can solve it first, and I'll wait for you in the living room. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu smiled and said: "Okay, if you don't mind, in addition to Xiao Jie, I also want to go to the large one, I don't know if there is a problem." ”

Zheng raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Of course there is no problem, you are free, you are free." ”

She closed the door, and after a burst of footsteps sounded outside the door, Zhou Xiaoyu hurriedly pounced and locked the door in three or two clicks.

"You're stupid to me, and you made the bathroom a bedroom. Zhou Xiaoyu muttered, frowning again, "This head nurse doesn't seem to be very familiar with his own home, and he can't even tell the location of the bathroom and bedroom." Strange, isn't she Zheng Yangmei? But why did she pretend to be Zheng Yangmei, it was a burglary and a temporary idea?"

"Or... Coming at me?"

Zhou Xiaoyu looked at the room again, there was a window next to the bed, open the window and look out, the walls on both sides of the window were smooth, and there was no place to catch them. Zhou Xiaoyu weighed it, and it was estimated that he would not be able to climb down.

If he fell, even if he didn't fall to his death from a three-story building, he would have to break his hand or foot or something, and he didn't want to take this risk.

But looking at the Zheng raised his eyebrows outside, it seemed that he didn't plan to let himself go, so what should I do?

It seems that this is the only way to go.

Zhou Xiaoyu thought to himself, he is a stranger anyway, as long as he doesn't run into someone like Dong Yan, he is afraid of an egg!