Chapter 5 This is a world without poisonous chicken soup
"Mommy called me to dinner: Hello, anchor, what is the sentence you said, it feels very interesting, is it all your original? ”
"Snails are not afraid: yes, anchor, what you said is so connotative. ”
"Quack Tang: This is a joke! I've never heard of such a joke. “
"Uh, don't you know the chicken soup joke?"
Chen Fan once again asked in text to the live broadcast room.
"I don't know, what is a chicken soup joke, is it just chicken soup added?"
"Anchor anchor, or is it a joke written by a person named Chicken Soup?"
Sure enough, there is no chicken soup joke in this world, then I'm welcome, Chen Fan was overjoyed, and then said:
"Ahem, cough, the so-called chicken soup is a small piece of text that soothes the human soul and plays a paralyzing or uplifting role. Of course, there are good ones and there are highly toxic ones.
I'll just say a few casually, put them on the screen, everyone likes them, and collect them yourself!"
Then, the screen fell silent, and the barrage stopped.
Chen Fan thought that it was better to come to some familiar ones first, in the previous world, what he remembered the most was those poisonous chicken soups.
Immediately, he typed a few words that he had memorized.
"A lot of times if you don't push yourself, you don't know that you still have the ability to mess things up. ”
"Don't care too much about your body when you're young, you'll always get sick when you're supposed to be sick, and you'll always die when you're supposed to die. Work harder, and you will be tired for a while. ”
"Once upon a time, the carriage and horses were slow, the letters were far away, and there was only enough time to love one person in a lifetime... But it can accept a lot of concubines. ”
"Now in this year, only parents and money are the most reliable, friends and women, it depends on your luck, if people have luck, life is unavoidable. ”
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"Some lives are like opening and hanging, opening and hanging for a while, always opening and hanging, always cool. ”
"When you feel like you're ugly, poor, and worthless, don't despair, because at least you're right. ”
Looking at these barrages of Chen Fan's continuous text uploads, the onlookers were shocked.
Burst!
These people were really completely impressed by the words from another time and space.
"Actually, what Ma said is so reasonable, so incisive. ”
"Damn, is this called chicken soup? Why are you so cruel, or do you say it so directly. ”
"Poof, the sentence that used to be very slow and only loved one person in my life is really true, my grandfather and they could really marry many wives at that time. ”
"66666, the anchor is so talented, I am convinced, which university did you graduate from, anchor, you won't be a writer, or a professional joker! ”
Chen Fan stared at the barrage that kept popping up, and then looked at the popularity and fans in the room at this time.
He found that it was less than four hours after the live broadcast began, and there were already more than 500 popularity in his live broadcast room.
Moreover, this is not counting, what he didn't pay attention to was that his backstage had begun to have a reward at the moment, and several gifts had appeared.
"Thanks to a card that betel nut can't eat, and a super-sized pill star of Ding Ding cat. ”
"Thank you for the two small flying saucers that eat fish and don't spit out thorns, and thank you for the two planes that we are in charge of. ”
These gifts were recharged by the audience through the Douyu platform and exchanged for shark fin to reward Chen Fan. One fish bone is one dollar, the card is six fish bones, and the super large pill star is a free fish ball for a long stay.
Those two planes are very good, one plane is a hundred yuan, just now, Lulu sauce rewarded himself with two planes.
Chen Fan finished reading the gifts, and then warmly reminded: "Thank you for your gifts, if you like it, you can pay attention, and you have to do what you can to brush the gifts, especially I know that many of you are students watching the live broadcast, so you must not brush too much." ”
Chen Fan reminded him so, and immediately under the barrage, another bunch of barrages came.
"The anchor is too conscientious, it's completely different from the anchors in other rooms, everyone is cheating people and swiping gifts, and this anchor still lets us do what we can. ”
"Praise the anchor, pay attention decisively, as soon as you anchor in the future, I will stay in your room and not leave. ”
"I went to retweet all the classmates in my class and let them pay attention to the anchor's outdoor adventures, which not only increased their knowledge, but also did not ask the anchor to swipe gifts. ”
"666, conscience anchor +1."
“+1”
Chen Fan continued to be a virtual unmanned display at this time, he rested, and then thought of the mountain road he still had to walk, and he had at least an hour to reach his destination.
Although I went there with my father when I was a child, I only remember that there was a row of small caves in the cliffs.
I have to arrive early, build a safe house, and make a fire to get something to eat.
He has a knife now, and it is not okay not to eat dinner, but now he has to hurry up to see what he can eat on the road, and collect it first when he encounters it on the road.
As he passed through a larch forest, Chen Fan stopped because he saw the materials he needed.
"Brothers, here is a small piece of larch, because it has been a rainy day for the past few days, and there will be food for me tonight in this half-sized pine forest, do you know what it is?"
"Cut, isn't it just a mushroom? I'm from the countryside, and this kind of place likes to grow mushrooms, shiitake mushrooms, fungus, and fir mushrooms!"
"Fir fungus, yes, this sophomore Wang said very well, fir fungus is a fungus that grows in the subtropics, because it mostly grows around fir trees, that is, in the woods of our scientific name Masson pine, in some places it is also called pine lactobacillus.
This fir fungus, not only does not have any toxins, but also has a particularly large yield, rich in crude protein, crude fat, crude fiber, and a variety of amino acids. ”
Entering the pine forest, the drone automatically avoided the branches and trees, and the flight altitude was also much lower.
Due to the gift of the system, this drone is extremely intelligent, and Chen Fan just said that he was looking for mushrooms for the show, and the drone camera circled under the pine trees to search.
"Yes, anchor, two meters in front of you, there's an old log with mushrooms on it. ”
"I also saw it, that is an oyster mushroom, just grown, fast, the anchor hurry up to pick it. ”
Chen Fan looked at the barrage, not in a hurry, but used a branch to pick up a piece of pine needles at his feet, "I have already found fir tree fungus here, I'll pick these flowers first." ”
As he spoke, Chen Fan took off his coat, tied it around his waist, and then tied a small knot in the middle, ready to load the mushrooms.
Sure enough, as he expected, after discovering a fir tree fungus, seven or eight more flowers were found around, all of which were more than two thumbs.
Picking the big oyster mushrooms on the dead branches, Chen Fan had enough mushrooms to ask for.
grabbed another handful of pine needles in his hand, and then Chen Fan continued to walk all the way uphill, and tonight's camping platform outside the camp was not far away.
"Now, I have a handful of pine needles in my hand, and I'm going to make a fire at the camp tonight to cook, so please follow me and see how I make a fire and cook!"