197. Barren land
Hua Xiruo suddenly stretched out her hand, grabbed Zhou Zhoushan's face, and said with a smile: "You really practiced the Kung Fu of the Copper Wall and Iron Skin, but I don't know if your face can reflect the atomic bomb!"
"Hmph! What is an atomic bomb? Neutron bombs are no problem?" said Zhou Shan triumphantly.
"Alas, Mr. Bronze Wall Iron Skin, the little woman admires and admires!" Hua Xiruo said with a serious face.
"The little lady praises it, Xiaosheng really wants to throw herself to the ground!" Zhou Yishan looked at Hua Xiruo, and his eyes flashed with a strange light.
Abscesses, stenchs, and wide robes could not hide her endless charm.
Although Hua Xiruo couldn't understand Zhou Zhoushan's hooligan words, she could feel the fire in his eyes, and hurriedly walked a few steps and said, "Remember the four chapters of the covenant that I proposed at the beginning......!
"What are the four chapters of the covenant? I clearly remember that it is three obedience and four virtues!" Zhou Yishan said pretending not to know.
"What are the three obedience and four virtues, when is it, who still talks about that?" Hua Xiruo snorted.
Zhou Yishan said seriously: "You don't understand this, inheritance is also to keep up with the pace of the times, the three from the four virtues of the new era are specially written for single dogs!"
Looking at Hua Xiruo's doubts, Zhou Yishan said solemnly:
Girlfriend goes out to follow "from"
Girlfriend ordered to obey "from"
Girlfriend should blindly "follow" when she makes a mistake
Girlfriend make-up has to wait for "got"
Girlfriend spends money to give up "getting"
Girlfriend is angry and has to endure "got"
Girlfriend's birthday to remember "got"
Hua Xiruo snorted in a nasal voice arrogantly, "How many virtues have you done?"
"I'm one of the five good men in the new era, are you sure you want to know?"
"Hmph—love to say it or not!" Hua Xiruo smiled arrogantly.
Zhou Yishan smirked:
Stand firm, listen!
You can go up to the temple and go down to the kitchen;
can write love poems and sing wandering;
can afford to drive a luxury car, can afford to buy a house;
Fight less evil, fight than profiteers;
I can wash diapers and paint old walls;
I can repair a computer and carry a refrigerator;
resisted the temptation and coaxed the aunt;
The most important thing is: I am as loyal to you as I am to the sun!
"Poof-" Hua Xiruo couldn't help laughing, "It's really a horse that doesn't know how long his face is!"
"What kind of horse doesn't know how to have a long face? Are you saying that I don't have self-knowledge? Let me tell you, I'm the most self-aware!" Zhou Yishan said aggrievedly.
"Oh—you're a horse who knows how long your face is!" said Hua Xiruo, teasingly.
"Looks like you still don't believe it! Listen to what I say about myself, I don't know how pertinent it is!"
Zhou Yishan said indifferently: "I am tall, mighty, handsome, chic, graceful, people love flowers, see flowers, drive cars, see talents, high eight buckets, learn rich, five cars, Yushu Linfeng, handsome and dashing, suave and suave, known as a pear blossom pressing begonias, fascinated by thousands of girls, the love killer is me!"
Why deliberately gag like this?
I'm not blind with the sadness in your eyes!
Changing the subject is so blunt, don't you know how lame your acting skills are?
Hua Xiruo's heart trembled, and she deliberately pointed at Zhou Yishan, making it look like she couldn't straighten up with a smile.
……
The two of them giggled along the way, but the speed was fast, and as soon as they entered a small town, there was actually a bus from the Dragon Empire waiting for them.
The bus kept sending the two to the airport, and a plane with the words "Shenlong Empire Expedition" was already waiting on the runway.
A large plane with hundreds of seats, but there are only two passengers, Zhou Yishan and Hua Xiruo.
That's amazing!
I didn't see Hua Xiruo's message along the way, but she was all prepared.
Zhou Yishan admired it in his heart, but he didn't say it or ask.
He guessed that most of the secret was in the three words of Falling Flower Palace, but the admiration was sincere.
Either way, if you do it to the extreme, it's a great challenge.
"I am a woman in the Flower Palace, and I am an upright wife when I get married!" Hua Xiruo seemed to know Zhou Yishan's doubts, and suddenly said such an inexplicable sentence.
Zhou Yishan smiled, he believed what Hua Xiruo said.
It is precisely because the women of the Falling Flower Palace are all dignified wives that they have such an invisible huge power in the Divine Dragon Empire.
Alas, it is a waste of talent to let Zhao Zilu do business, if he is allowed to cooperate with flies, scars, and apes, I don't know if he can build a ......
Zhou Zhoushan's eyes shrank slightly, and he was looking forward to it.
"Why don't you tell me the method of carving the array plate, and I will also help you carve it!" Hua Xiruo was originally sitting far away, but after seeing that Zhou Zhou Shan got on the plane, he didn't say a word, and his hands flew like flying, and he couldn't help but say tentatively.
"Okay!" Zhou Zhou Shan directly passed the innate one-yuan array over, and explained the experience of the formation plate portrayal, "In the future, if you arrange this formation independently, you must pay attention to it, and the formation will be damned!"
"Hmm!" Hua Xiruo whispered.
Coming out of the Baldwin mining area, Zhou Yishan did not stop carving the formation plate for a moment, and Hua Xiruo could see the importance of this formation.
She didn't expect Zhou Yishan to actually pass all the formations, and she couldn't help but feel a little moved in her heart, moved by trust.
Although his mouth is a little cheaper and his face is thicker, he has a man's atmosphere......
No wonder the little sister likes him so much!
Hua Xiruo also calmed down her cranky thoughts, and carefully experienced the portrayal of the array, which was extremely complicated!
After two hours, she finally succeeded in portraying the first one, and she wanted to happily invite credit, but when she saw Zhou Yishan carving with her eyes closed, she couldn't help but suppress her excitement.
It's so manly!
Serious men really have a taste!
Hua Xiruo suddenly felt that her heartbeat was a little too aggressive, and she couldn't help but lower her head vigorously.
During the flight of more than ten hours, the two barely spoke, and only when the beautiful flight attendant came out to deliver the meal, there was a little joy in the cabin.
At that time, the flight attendant came out to serve, and Zhou Zhoushan felt a little thirsty, so he said, "I want a glass of Coke." ”
Hua Xiruo also said: "I want a glass of boiled water!"
The flight attendant asked Zhou Zhou Shan uncertainly, "Are you a Coke?"
Zhou Yishan said: "No!"
The flight attendant touched his head: "Then who are you?"
Zhou Yishan smiled: "I'm human, I want Coke!"
The flight attendant said embarrassedly: "Understood, Madam is boiled water, Sir, you are Coke!"
Hua Xiruo couldn't help but laugh after a puff.
The flight attendant was at a loss and said, "Sir, Madam, do you need anything?"
"Do you have anything to eat?" Zhou Yishan said helplessly.
"Steaks, wings, hamburgers, ......," the flight attendant said.
"Let's steak it!" Zhou Yishan said.
"I want chicken wings!" Hua Xiruo said.
"The gentleman is a steak, and the lady is a chicken wing, right?" the flight attendant confirmed.
"Yes, I'm a cow and she's a chicken!" Zhou Yishan said.
"Okay, wait a minute, Mr. is a cow, and Mrs. is a chicken!" the flight attendant twisted his little waist and muttered all the way, as if he was afraid of forgetting.
Zhou Yishan came back to his senses and couldn't help but look at Hua Xiruo and laugh.
Hua Xiruo's face was as black as ink, and she said angrily: "You are also an old cow who cultivates the land, what's so funny!"
"The old cow is good! hahaha......" Zhou Yishan laughed, "The old cow can not only plow the land but also eat grass!"
"Tired of you old cow...... Hua said regretfully.
Zhou Zhoushan looked like he was thinking about the other party, and sighed: "Alas! The people's hearts are not ancient! I am tired of my old cow, who will plow your land in the future!"
"As long as there is land, are you still worried about no cattle to cultivate? There are only cattle that have no land to cultivate, and there is no ......land that no cattle to cultivate," Hua Xiruo said indifferently.
When a woman plays a hooligan, the man really can't resist it.
Zhou Yishan was speechless for a while, deliberately looked at Hua Xiruo in a daze, and said, "Sure enough, it's a piece of fertile soil, I don't know if it will be cheaper?"
"Sir doesn't plow, do you want to wait for someone else to plow?" said the flight attendant with a plate of food and whispered puzzledly.
"I think, the earth doesn't agree!" Zhou Yishan said deliberately helplessly.
"Sir stupid, if you don't plough the land, will the cows sniff at the edge of the field?" said the flight attendant disdainfully.
The flight attendant thought that his voice was small, but he didn't expect it to be heard by Hua Xiruo, squinted and smiled: "Girl, how long has your land been barren?"
ps: Released regularly, I thought I was already optimistic and open-minded, but I didn't expect it to come to an end, but I was still apprehensive and uneasy......