Chapter 3 He intends to live and turn himself into an unearthed artifact
"What are you talking about? Are you talking so quietly that you don't eat well in the morning? Young people nowadays really don't care about their health at all. Do you know that if you don't eat breakfast, you will get gallstones! Think when I was young, I had to eat seven bowls of rice and thirty big steamed buns in the morning, so I can live healthily until now!" Uncle Long, who was hanging next to him, roared loudly.
Zhou Xiaoyu covered his ears and said: "Can't he get an artificial cochlear implant? If you don't get a hearing aid, you can always talk to yourself like this, and sooner or later you will be thrown into a nursing home!"
Chen Ran, who covered his face with one hand, walked over: "We also persuaded him to get a hearing aid, but he is very reluctant to electronic products, so he doesn't even have a mobile phone." ”
Zhou Xiaoyu was surprised: "Is he planning to live and turn himself into an unearthed cultural relic?"
Chen Ran smiled and didn't speak, walked to Uncle Long's left side and said, "Boss, people are not customers, he is here to find someone." ”
Uncle Long patted his chest and said, "Our company can also help him find someone." ”
Zhou Xiaoyu: ??
Isn't he deaf? Why can he suddenly hear?
Chen Ran explained: "Uncle Long is only deaf in his right ear, and his left ear is normal, and he can only hear when you speak to his left." ”
It turns out that this is the right way to open it!
Zhou Xiaoyu immediately ran to Uncle Long's left and shouted, "Uncle, do you recognize Ling Congyun!"
This time, Uncle Long covered his ears and said, "What are you doing so loudly, Lao Tzu is not deaf!"
Hey, you old man! And said that you are not deaf, not deaf I just told you for a long time, and you didn't hear a word!
Zhou Xiaoyu's face turned black at that time.
Uncle Long said again: "What did you just say, you want to find Ling Congyun?"
Zhou Xiaoyu nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes, you know?"
Uncle Long pointed to his nose and said, "I'm Ling Congyun, give money!"
Zhou Xiaoyu didn't react for a while: "What money to give?"
Uncle Long said confidently: "I helped you find Ling Congyun, you can't pay me." Guy juice, I'm running a security company, not a charity company. I have accepted your request and completed it for you. For the sake of you being the first guest today, I'll give you a discount, just give you seven or eight hundred. ”
Zhou Xiaoyu wanted to beat someone when he heard it, but did the old man dare to pit again!
Seeing that Zhou Xiaoyu was about to go berserk, Chen Ran hurriedly came out to play a round: "Uncle Long, don't tease others, brother, don't take it to heart, Uncle Long is joking with you." ”
Zhou Xiaoyu snorted and said, "You lied to me, aren't you surnamed Long, why did you become Ling Congyun again?"
Uncle Long took out an ID card from his pocket and slapped it on the table: "See for yourself." ”
Zhou Xiaoyu picked it up and took a look, the name on the ID card was really Ling Congyun, and the photo was also this dead old man.
Uncle Long said leisurely: "Young man, you have no culture." Haven't you heard of Yun Conglong and Feng Conghu? Lao Tzu's real name is Ling Congyun, and Uncle Long is a nickname given by others. By the way, what are you looking for me for? Let me start by saying yes, Lao Tzu has been alone all his life, and he has no children or daughters. The fortune teller said that I am a lone star, if you dare to jump out and pretend to be my son, I will knock you to death with a stick, and then throw it into the Han River to feed the crocodile!"
Chen Ran reminded: "Boss, Han Jiang has long been without crocodiles. ”
Uncle Long: "Get out of the way, and then BB will demolish Lao Tzu's platform, don't ask for this month's salary!"
Chen Ran: "Boss, don't mention this month, you didn't send it last month." ”
Zhou Xiaoyu listened with black lines.
In the end, he took out the dean's handwritten letter and handed it to Uncle Long.
Uncle Long took it, pretended to look at it for a long time, handed it to Chen Ran, and said, "Read!"
Zhou Xiaoyu: ??
Chen Ran whispered: "The boss is illiterate. ”
I'll go! You don't know how to read, what kind of score!
Over there, Chen Ran had already begun to read: "Brother Ling, after a long time, Changming is very worried. I have a child here named Zhou Xiaoyu. He is an orphan and his ancestral home is Teochew. Xiao Yu is an adult and wants to go south to find relatives, so I asked him to go to you, hoping that Brother Ling will take care of this child for me because of our friendship for many years. uh..."
Uncle Long glared at him and said, "Uh, what, continue reading." ”
Chen Ran said: "Okay, I'll continue to read." The next letter reads like this, I know that Brother Ling will probably not agree, so Changming wants to remind you. You still owe me 100,000 dollars, dollars! Now the IOU is still in my hand, and if you take care of Xiaoyu for me, then I will continue to forget about it. Otherwise, you have to wait for Changming's court summons. ”
"I'm done. Chen Ran glanced at Uncle Long, "Boss, do you really owe 100,000 US dollars?"
Uncle Long muttered for a long time, and waved his big hand: "Since it is Changming's request, then this Zhou Xiaoji, you can stay with me." ”
"My name is Zhou Xiaoyu!"
"There's not much difference between a chicken and a fish. ”
"Separate bosses!"
"Okay, okay, small fish are small fish. Uncle Long plucked out his ears and said, "But duckling, I don't raise idlers." ”
You're wrong again, you dead old man did it on purpose!
Uncle Long continued: "You can stay with me, but you have to work. Of course, Uncle Long won't let you work for nothing, you have a salary, and I will still eat and live. When you go out, there is also the transportation provided by the company, which is a good treatment. ”
Zhou Xiaoyu thought, anyway, if he wanted to inquire about the news in Tuocheng, he had to find a place to stay. It is inevitable to work to make money, and in this case, it is not impossible to work for this old man.
Uncle Long glanced at Chen Ran and said, "Xiao Chen, go and pour a cup of tea." ”
Chen Ran quickly brought a cup of tea, and the teacup was quite antique. Put the tea next to Zhou Xiaoyu, and he retreated to the back.
Uncle Long said: "Come, take a sip of tea, and think about it." ”
Zhou Xiaoyu had been running around for most of the morning and was thirsty. Smelling the fragrance of tea, it is even more moving. You're not welcome at the moment, and you're about to take a sip of the teacup.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the teacup was lifted, the grip and the body of the cup suddenly separated. Before Zhou Xiaoyu could react, the porcelain cup had already been shattered, and the fragrance of tea was overflowing.
Seeing this, Uncle Long hurriedly said, "You didn't burn it, did you?"
Zhou Xiaoyu shook his head, a little embarrassed, and said, "I dropped your cup, but why do I think this grip is sticky?"
Uncle Long said: "It is estimated that it has been used for a long time, and it is a little unstable." ”
Zhou Xiaoyu sighed, didn't think much about it, and put the handle on the table.
Uncle Long asked, "Xiaoyu, how are you thinking about work?"
Zhou Xiaoyu said: "It's okay to work for you, but I want to know, how much money can you have a month?"
Uncle Long immediately said: "Food and accommodation, 1800 a month, no five insurances and one housing fund, no rest days! The Spring Festival holiday is three days, of course, there will be no year-end bonus!"
Zhou Xiaoyu didn't want to think about it: "Excuse me, farewell." ”
He grabbed his luggage and was about to leave, it's no nonsense. The monthly salary is only 1,008, and there is no insurance and rest days, which is darker than a black factory!
Unexpectedly, Uncle Long shouted, "Wait, you can't go!"
Zhou Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, what's the matter, are you still going to detain me here?