"Old Yang, early... Ahh

"Morning, do you have a cold?" Yang Tang said casually.

Duan Yibin rubbed his nose and smiled helplessly: "I went back to the room to take a bath last night, and I fell asleep in the bathtub unconsciously, and I woke up in the middle of the night, and I almost didn't freeze to death!"

Yang Tang was a little speechless when he heard this, no wonder when those guys of unknown origin attacked last night, Duan Yibin's room did not move, it turned out to be like this!

In fact, this is fine, and few people feel the danger at that time.

You must know that the hatch of this suite on the cruise ship is specially made, even if the gangsters controlled the monitoring last night and had the intention to break in, if there is no master key or professional tools, there will definitely be a lot of movement in breaking the door.

This is why Xia E has too little experience in this area, she opened the door stupidly, and was almost coerced to succeed, if it weren't for Yang Tang's excellent hearing and vigilance about similar things, maybe she would get up early this morning and face the disappearance or corpses of the two women. This is not a joke, the three gangsters who were killed by Yang Tang in the end had both sharp weapons and pistols on them, and their mother somehow passed the security check and brought them on the boat, which made it clear that these people wanted to make trouble.

Perhaps some lawyers will scoff at Yang Tang's speculation, can't people bring sharp weapons and guns to protect their own safety? Why do they subjectively speculate that they want to make trouble?

When encountering this kind of lawyer who never asks whether the client has violated the law or not, but only fights a lawsuit for the sake of profit, Yang Tang really wants to hold a heavy machine gun to make this cheap seed suddenly.

In fact, what Yang Tang wanted to tell the lawyer was that guns were banned in China, and it had been many years, and no other passengers had guns.

To be honest, Yang Tang always had classmates who admired foreign and flattering students in junior high school and high school bragged about what kind of old boy movie was out, and look at the American "Godfather" is not only of high grade, but he uses guns when he moves.

That is, in the United States, there are more gun shops than McDonald's stores, and buying guns in the United States does not necessarily have to go to a gun store, you can also buy guns at any outdoor sporting goods store, in short, the United States law treats dangerous guns and weapons as a kind of outdoor sports equipment to sell, and there are also US congressmen who said the famous sentence to defend the sale of guns: "Guns don't kill, people kill people!" It's a pity that this gavel congressman forgot one point, that is, many cowardly or radical people are equivalent to having guts after buying guns.

For example, in the past, the bad boys in these neighborhoods bullied me, but now I have a gun, and those melons in the past dare to provoke me again, see if Lao Tzu doesn't explode his head!

I'm afraid that many of the customers who buy guns will have such thoughts as if they were weak, and they can only swallow their anger when they encounter things that can't be solved before, but now the answer is just four words, Lao Tzu has a gun!

The same idea infected many of Yang Tang's junior and senior high school classmates, so these guys have always thought that the characters in the American underworld are much more powerful than in China, not only in the previous life, but even in China in this life, there are still many ignorant young people who think so.

It's a pity that Yang Tang wants to say that since he shouted out the sentence "The prince will have a kind of Xiangning", and then the second-rate son Liu Bang successfully ascended the throne as the emperor and established the Han Dynasty.

Therefore, if the ruffians and hooligans in China come to the United States, once they have guns in their hands, it will not be a small fight to establish some underworld (gang) family that can satisfy their appetite. Besides, in the rebellion in the United States, the nuclear eggs may not be able to be used, as for other weapons, the rebel division may not be able to get their hands on it, think about the time relying on millet and rifles, the ancestors of the Han family were able to drive away the enemy, and now the level of weapons is comparable, if you die to the end, the sour energy in the hearts of officials in Washington is absolutely unimaginable.

It is precisely because of this, the Chinese, when they are kind, they are really kind, and when they are vicious, they are really vicious, so Yang Tang will kill the few gangsters who sacrificed the murder weapons.

"Since you have a cold, have you taken any medicine?"

"I've eaten it twice, it's much better!" Duan Yibin replied casually, glanced at the door next to him, and said, "Girls, they haven't gotten up yet, do you want to call them?"

Yang Tang raised his chin: "You knock on the door and try it!" The words fell, and the door of the second daughter's room was opened.

"Morning!"

"Early. ”

"It's early. ”

Shangguan Mingxin also has a mini telescope hanging on her chest, wearing pink short-sleeved sweatpants on the upper body, plain white sweatpants on the lower body, and sporty light flat boots on her feet.

As for Xia E behind her, she was also dressed in a small and fresh sportswear, and Duan Yibin's eyes lit up after seeing it clearly.

Yang Tang was surprised: "Why are you two dressed like this?"

Shangguan Mingxin said: "Didn't you say that you Fengdu, in addition to the ghost town, you have to climb Pingdu Mountain, what are you wearing if you don't wear this?"

Yang Tang was stunned: "Oh, I almost forgot about it." Saying that, he looked at Duan Yibin, "Do you want to go back to the room and change your clothes?"

"No, I don't. Duan Yibin waved his hand.

So the group laughed and got into the elevator and went down to the restaurant.

When she got out of the elevator, Shangguan Mingxin deliberately lagged half a step behind, leaned next to Yang Tang, and whispered, "What happened last night?"

"What's going on?" Yang Tang deliberately pretended to be stupid.

"Then ......," Shangguan Mingxin gestured to three fingers that were as bright as jade, "you know." ”

"I don't understand...... Anyway, it's none of your business, and it's not Xia E's business, understand?" Yang Tang admonished.

Shangguan Mingxin did the same, raised the bar and said, "I don't understand......" said, threw him a roll of his eyes, and chased after Duan Xia and the others.

The restaurant on the Victoria, Yang Tang and they came for the first time, because the time was less than eight o'clock, there were not many people in the restaurant that was transparent from north to south. Yang Tang and the four of them first bought a consumption card with a moderate amount that was common on the cruise ship, and then asked for their favorite breakfast, and after swiping the card, they gathered around a table by the window and sat down.

"Huh, what are you looking at?"

When Yang Tang was stuffing fried dough sticks into his mouth, he found Duan Yibin, who was sitting next to him, holding a booklet and flipping through it while eating.

"Brochure...... According to the brochure of the company where the cruise ship is located, it turns out that this company not only operates one route, they also have a route to Yangcheng to Ludao to Xiangjiang, as for the international route, through Kobe, through Tokyo, through Honolulu and so on!"

"You're not talking nonsense!" Yang Tang said, "The Victoria can be regarded as a large ship, and the scale of the company that can own it can be small? ”

"That's right. Duan Yibin bowed, "But there are also introductions to the attractions along the routes, as well as the specific specifications of their company's various cruise ships, for example, our Victoria, you can't think of the type of room it has......"

"Why can't you think of it?" Yang Tangqi said.

"You see, that's what the booklet says, the Victoria has a standard interior double room, a superior interior double room, a standard sea view double room, a standard sea view family room, a superior balcony double room, a standard balcony family room, a standard suite, a master suite...... There are more than 20 types of rooms in Nima, and I don't have to read them!"

Yang Tang was also speechless.

And Shangguan Mingxin, who heard him read a long list of room names, and was still muttering to Xia E, snatched the booklet in Duan Yibin's hand and said, "Really fake?"

"Just the bottom ...... of that page" Duan Yibin was afraid that she wouldn't find it, so he pointed out.

"Cut~~ What should I do, the names of these room types are written to bluff people. Shangguan Mingxin has obviously seen that long list of room names!

"Bluffing?" Duan Yibin said stunned.

Yang Tang hadn't taken a few luxury cruises in his previous life and in his life, so he didn't know very well, and he also had a confused expression: "What do ......you mean?

"Does this need to be explained?" Shangguan Mingxin felt amused, "Let's put it this way, no matter how fanciful the propaganda is, civilian cruise ships like the Victoria, which are used for travel, are basically the same in terms of room settings, there are roughly four types, one is the inner cabin, or a small cubicle without windows, generally with two beds and two people. In the past, the old-fashioned, or urgent, may be two beds and bunk beds, living for four people; the second is the river (sea) view room, there is a window, can see the river view or sea view of the room, generally also live two people, almost no extra bed to four people; three, is the balcony room, with a small balcony through the room; and the first three types of rooms, the bath only provides a shower; as for the fourth, is the suite we live in, a suite can accommodate two to four people, with a special bathroom and bathtub!"

"I see!" Yang Tang and the three of them were in a rising posture this time, and they all stared at Shangguan Mingxin with a look of bowing and worship.

"But as far as I know, there's a fifth type of room on this Victoria......"

"Huh?"

"Really?"

Yang Tang bowed his head and said: "That's true, I guess it should be the luxury suite on the upper floor of our room, right?"

"You know? Or have you been to the top floor?"

"Guess. ”

"Guess?"

"That's right, I guessed. "Because I know that there are no open-air facilities on the top floor of this cruise ship, such as open-air parties, or open-air dance floors or something, and it is even more impossible to store materials above the head of the guest room, so the top of our guest room can only be another guest room." ”

"You are right, above our floor is the luxury suite floor, which is equivalent to the executive suite of a five-star hotel, there are only two in total, and there are a total of six suites on the floor where we are......" Speaking of this, Shangguan Mingxin's voice involuntarily became smaller, and at the same time, she looked at Yang Tang in surprise and inexplicably.

Yang Tang's eyes also flickered, looking at her.

The two of them also saved a problem, if those gangsters didn't appear out of thin air last night, then their first target should not be the floor of the room they live in, but the top floor. But at that time, they were already deceiving and knocking on the door of the house where Yang Tang and the others lived, which showed that their preferred goal had either been achieved or failed. If it is achieved, then wait a minute, the Victoria will be a chicken, a dog, and a dog.

Therefore, Yang Tang and Shangguan Mingxin looked at each other from afar, a little speechless.

At this time, Zhang Qin, who didn't know when he entered the restaurant, came over with Dong Yun with a breakfast plate.

"What are you talking about, you have a good time!" Zhang Qin asked as he sat down, "Daughter-in-law, come and sit with me!" he said and pointed to the chair on the left.

Dong Yun obediently sat down, but at the same time threw the "dinner plate" on the table with a bang, squinted at Zhang Qin, and said, "Where do I sit and want you to teach?"

As soon as these words came out, in front of everyone's eyes, Zhang Qin was not embarrassed, so he could only laugh and say: "She~~ Hehe, get up, get up!"

Yang Tangqi said: "According to yesterday's statement, the two of you are best friends, then I wonder, are you two best friends in the same bed?

This is a bit shallow and deep, if you are a Yankee, people can fool you on the spot, but in Huaxia, Zhang Dong and the two who were asked were a little cramped, and peeked at each other, Dong Yun said: "Xiao Yang, your brain is not pure, what are you guessing? I am in the same room with him." ”

"Then why are you getting up angry? It can't be because of us, right?" Yang Tang asked while thinking that he would get a negative answer.

I didn't think that when Dong Yun heard it, he nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and said, "It's really because of the two of you...... I forgot to bring the consumption card just now, and I borrowed it from this guy (Zhang Qin), and he was grinding and chirping, just when Zhang Er buckled the buckle and pulled out the card again, I was bored and glanced at you, and guess what, Xiao Yang, you kid is actually following Shangguan Feiyan, you want to play tricks, I can see it clearly from that angle, to paraphrase a poem that is very popular on the Internet now, what is it called a heart and a little clear!"

"It's a little bit clear!" Duan Yibin continued, and then pointed at Yang Tang, "Oh, the original author!"

Zhang Qin was suddenly shocked: "I'll go!"

Dong Yun was also a little dumbfounded: "Really?"

The only pity is that the poems and texts copied by Yang Tang in his previous life in high school are only circulated on the Internet, and those who forward and quote often "forget" the author's name.

Besides, although this kind of fame is also recognized by the fame list, when it comes to calculating the actual fame value, its conversion rate is extremely low, and it may not even be as much as the fame increased by participating in a provincial poetry competition and winning the championship.

Because of this, Yang Tang waved his hand at Zhang Dong and the others: "It's just a false name, and it can't be on the stage!"

Zhang Qin's mind changed very quickly, and he smiled at the moment: "Brother Yang, I don't think so, with you being able to write 'a little bit of understanding', this time, the "Flower Appreciation Poetry Contest" held by Tenglong Group should have a place for you." ”

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