Luo Yiming sighed and said: "Hey, it's all because I don't usually practice well, and even Guo Fu, a little girl, can't beat it to end up like this." ”

He Jiong said: "Suddenly, there was a dazzling light in the cave, and Yang Guo used all his strength to pick it up...... A twig, roared. ”

Luo Yiming looked left and right and said, "Where is the demon?"

The two eagle Vega and Wu Xin appeared with joy at this time, he both put on carved makeup, staggered up, and wore mink coats, and the audience couldn't help laughing.

"Hahahaha...... It's me, it's me. ”

As soon as Li Weijia exited, the audience had not yet come out of the amusement of the eagle eagle's appearance.

Luo Yiming looked up and down, leaned closer and said, "Could it be that you are the legendary pair of eagles?"

Vega said: "That's right, I'm a male eagle. ”

Wu Xin said: "I am a mother eagle. ”

Vega said, "I'm my brother. ”

Wu Xin said: "I am my sister. ”

The two of them said together in the next second: "We are the peerless double eagles." ”

Awkward.

With that, the two began a magical dance of three circles on the left and three circles on the right.

Super embarrassing.

The two danced awkwardly, and the audience burst into laughter.

And the guests of this issue of the Condor Heroes, seeing the continuous advancement of this spoof plot, laughed one after another, and also laughed back and forth.

Huang Daming said: "How to play this, I used to say that the happy base camp is more fun than the youth, I still don't believe it, but when I come today, it really deserves its reputation." ”

Yang Xiaomi said: "I really played a height." After this spoof, I almost don't remember the main drama. ”

Liu Yifei didn't speak, but she also liked the performance inside.

In particular, Luo Yiming and Xie Na, these two inappropriate actors, are really a waste of talents.

After the jump, Leviga said, "Son, what happened to you? How did you end up like this?"

Teacher He Jiong, who is narrating, said: "Yang Guo told the eagle in detail what happened, and Wu Xin was very angry at Guo Fu's barbarism.

Wu Xin said: "Hmph, this girl, just cut off your arm for a sugar gourd, it's really lacking in heart." ”

Luo Yiming said: "But isn't it? I must seek revenge on her in the future." ”

Li Weijia said earnestly: "Son, listen to me, it's not right for you to think like this. There can be no hatred in your heart, and you should treat those around you with a generous and merciful heart. ”

"As the saying goes, if a demon has a benevolent heart, it is no longer a demon, but a shemale. ”

Burst.

The audience was happy again.

Li Weijia immediately corrected: "No, no, no. ”

What I mean is that you have to be grateful to those who have hurt you, because if you can bear the pain that ordinary people can't bear, you will also be able to achieve things that ordinary people can't. ”

"Be obedient, you will stay with us here in the future, and we will take good care of you. ”

He Jiong felt that this plot was really funny.

He couldn't help but laugh and said: "So Yang Guo stayed in the cave, and the eagle helped him heal his injuries and taught him a peerless martial arts."

Luo Yiming said: "What?

The eagle Li Weijia said profoundly: "That's right, this is a set of martial arts I created after my wife left, this set of martial arts is invincible in the world, and I will teach it to you today." ”

He Jiong said: "The two were practicing in the cave, and Yang Guo accidentally fell.

Leviga said, "Get up!"

Luo Yiming said: "Eagle Eagle, I can't do it anymore, I only have one arm." ”

I don't care what your body is, you fall down 100 times, and you have to get up 101st time." Are you really willing to be a wreck for the rest of your life?"

The positive energy came, and Teacher He Jiong also put away his previous smile: "Yang Guo was very inspired when he heard this, and he got up again and practiced hard. A few years later, Yang Guo's injuries healed, martial arts have also made great progress, in the nearby area of chivalrous righteousness, because he has learned carving, and the carved things are lifelike, so people call him "Condor Hero"!

Burst.

I just thought it was the climax coming.

The next second is directly broken.

This Condor Hero, daring is like this.

The audience squirted.

The guests squirted.

This drama, so far, should be a spoof to the end.

Teacher He Jiong continued: "But for more than ten years, he has ignored and missed the little dragon girl all the time, and whenever it was quiet at night, he would look at the token that the little dragon girl gave him in a daze. ”

Liu Yifei likes such a spoof plot more and more, and I have to say that acting like this is really fun.

When Liu Yifei heard that the token of Xiaolongnu floated in front of Luo Yiming.

Luo Yiming stretched out his hand to chase her, and then put down his hand again, feeling sad alone.

I don't know how long it took, on this day, the little dragon girl also happened to come to this valley, he had been looking for the whereabouts of Guo'er for many years, and today she finally came here, perhaps with a spiritual direction, she walked towards that valley. ”

Yang Guo happened to be hunting in this neighborhood, and a pair of lovers finally met after 16 years apart. ”

Xie Na wore a white skirt and played the role of the little dragon girl, but this little dragon girl was too down-to-earth and had no fairy spirit at all.

Xie Na came on the field again, saw Luo Yiming, and said, "Guo'er, is it you?"

Luo Yiming turned around: "Long'er!"

"Later, I've finally found you. ”

"Long'er, I miss you. ”

Bah.

The audience felt that this was really a waste of art.

After the two finished speaking, they vomited each other, and they couldn't act anymore.

He Jiong said: "Xiaolongnu grabbed Yang Guo's arm in the next second, but found that Yang Guo's right arm was missing. ”

Xie Na said nervously: "Why, where is your right arm?"

Luo Yiming said sadly: "It's all Guo Fu's little girl, for a string of sugar gourds, it turned out to be ......"

Luo Yiming hid his face and wept.

Xie Na scolded angrily: "Guo Fu~! You dead girl, you actually hurt me for this kind of thing, see if I will use your limbs to compensate for it in the future." ”

Xie Na was originally in the plot, but the audience under the stage really gave face, and shouted in the next second: "It's you, it's you." You are Guo Fu. ”

The audience coaxed, because Xie Na played two roles, and she was the one who cut off Yang Guo's arm.

Xena was circled.

"Now you cut off your limbs. The audience yelled.

It's over the calf, and I can't play anymore.

Xie Na couldn't hold back, squatted down, and laughed there.

Luo Yiming said: "Attention, the plot, quickly enter the role." ”

Xie Na quickly stood up, turned his face to Luo Yiming gently, and said seriously: "Come on, come with me." ”

Luo Yiming asked suspiciously, "Where are you going?"

Xie Na said: "Of course, I will go to the hospital with me to get you a prosthetic." ”

Burst.

"I'm not going. Luo Yiming said.

The audience substituted: "Little Dragon Girl, I dislike Yang Guo." Shouldn't you say, you don't have a right arm, I am your right arm?"

There are many kinds of stalks from the audience, and Luo Yiming's words in the next second made the scene even more confused.

Luo Yiming said: "I'm not going, pretend to be a prosthetic, that one is so expensive..."

Burst.

There was a sound of falling to the ground.

"I can't do it anymore, I'm going to laugh for a while, you guys stop for a while, and when I've laughed enough, you can continue acting. ”

"Happy base camp, Luo Yiming and Xie Na are really peerless. ”

"This issue is really interesting. ”

Xie Na said: "It's okay, my sister is not bad for money." ”

Luo Yiming said movingly: "Long'er, you treat me so well. ”

The audience can't stand the birds anymore, and the show has reached its climax at this time.

The guests in the audience also watched it with relish.

In this scene, the essence of the part, they are also learning and remembering.

As everyone knows, some of the variety show jokes that are played are actually the live improvisation of Luo Yiming and Xie Na.

The variety show ability of the two of them is also vividly reflected in this play.

Teacher He Jiong looks almost over, and this scene can no longer allow Luo Yiming and Xie Na to continue to play freely.

He said: "After this battle, Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu finally became married, and since then, they have stayed in this canyon, and the four members of the eagle eagle family have lived happily ever after!"

In the end, the audience applauded this scene, and for a while, the limelight overshadowed the real Condor Heroes crew.

Then, it was the people of the Condor who learned this scene, the laughter has been all the time, and the laughter has always been there.

This link also makes the show super good-looking.