Chapter 555: Toad Chef

As the saying goes, if you don't eat actively, you have problems with your brain.

These future little X-Men, who have just walked out of the classroom, are still alive, but when they walk near the cafeteria, their spirit is all gone, and it is certain that there is absolutely no problem with their brains, then they are all listless one by one, and the problem is definitely the chef.

With apprehension and curiosity, everyone came to the large cafeteria of Xavier's Genius Academy, and as soon as they entered the cafeteria, they smelled a very pungent smell, as if some strange otherworldly creature had descended, the smell of this biological protoplasm can especially stimulate the human sense of fear.

The cafeteria is very clean, Li Kang thought that there would be swarms of flies flying, but now it seems that there is not even a fly in the air, which is at least stronger than the school cafeteria in Hell's Kitchen, the canteen in Hell's Kitchen belongs to the students, but also belongs to the flies.

It's just that this smell doesn't come from nowhere, it's really kind of disgusting.

Li Kang followed Laura to the front of the glass cabinet where the food was cooking, and now the food was not all up, he only found some shriveled bagels, and through the glass, he could also feel the bursts of malice emanating from this bagels, and there was a student in the back who was knocking the bagel on the marble tabletop, "Bang Bang..."

A student is cutting a bagel with a ray of heat from his eyes, and then soaking the bagel in milk, which seems to be how it is eaten, and if you don't have a little superpower, you don't deserve to eat this special bagel without a little superpower.

Li Kang was a little eye-opener, and at this time, suddenly a long tongue grabbed a large tray, and it threw the tray into the glass cabinet with a clatter, and the tray was black and mushy, full of strange smells.

"Wow, damn it, it's a damn mixed meat sauce!" shouted Laura, clutching her head in a bit of a breakdown.

As soon as they heard that the main dish was mixed meat sauce, all the students were saddened, and among all the bad food provided in the cafeteria, this mixed meat sauce with unknown method, unknown material, and unknown meaning was the best.

Because Professor X has been missing for a while, a lot of the funds he left behind have been consumed, but some money cannot be saved, such as the perimeter defense system, the system for countering X-factor scanning, and the X-Men daily simulation training system, which all need money to maintain, although the X-Men, with the help of mutant craftsmen who are specialized in making machines, can save a lot of money, but the daily maintenance of the academy also requires a lot of money, especially in terms of food, which has cut the cost in half.

Li Kanti sniffed it, and his face became very ugly, "What kind of meat is this? I can smell rat meat in it, as if there is snake meat, and some kind of bird meat, and I can't smell the rest." ”

Laura looked disgusted, she wrinkled her nose and said, "I used to eat the meat you said when I was hungry, but the taste is still okay, but this taste is really disgusting. ”

"Quack~!If you feel disgusting, you can stop eating!If you dare to talk nonsense, get out of my cafeteria!quack~!" A greasy voice roared, followed by a snapping sound.

Before the man could arrive, his tongue flew out with a swish, and the evil tongue, with a snap, wrapped itself around a beam on the opposite wall.

"Uh.....!" everyone in the cafeteria screamed in disgust.

With an instant tightening of the tongue, a toad-like figure flew out of the shadows and stuck to the wall with the tongue.

"Toad man!!" Li Kang exclaimed, pointing at the figure.

"It's a toad man, you big idiot!" the toad man with a dirty chef's hat scolded unhappily, "The toad has pimples on its body! Lao Tzu's body is very smooth and delicate!"

Laura gasped as she whispered, "That's our chef toad, but we all call him Toad in private, do you see his eyes?"

Li Kang couldn't have noticed that the toad man's eyes protruded outward, and the pupils inside were contracted, which was seven or eight points similar to the real toad, and from this pair of strange eyes, two extremely obscene lights shot out, with many years of experience in dealing with scum and garbage from all walks of life, Li Kang could see that the toad man was definitely a top figure in the YY world, I am afraid that these eyes have reached the realm of X-ray scanning, just like the kind of god who can automatically filter out mosaics when watching a movie, but it is more advanced, no wonder swept by this pair of eyes that shoot out dirty light, whether it is a boy or a girl, there is a feeling of being naked。

Regardless of whether it is a man or a woman, as long as they are swept by the eyes of the toad people, they can't help but tremble, and even the battle-hardened X-Men like Storm Girl and Xiaoqin can't stand it.

"Silly boy, do you want to cook or not? If you don't, get out of the way! After a while, Uncle Ben's carefully prepared mixed meat sauce will be cold!" said the toad man as he slowly slid down the wall.

Li Kang looked at the obscene toad man, and then at the black and extremely suspicious mixed meat sauce, "Forget it, I won't eat it, Laura, let's go." He picked up Laura and walked out.

The Storm Girl got up and stopped Li Kangdao, "It's lunch time, and there are still a lot of classes that consume physical strength in the afternoon, how can you do it if you don't eat enough?" ”

Li Kang spat out, "That kind of play that pigs don't eat, you dare to take it out to fool people? Now get out of the way for me, I'll act as if nothing happened, or I'll go to the media to expose you, you mutants run a school, not only abuse children, but also give children that kind of suspicious food, you see I sent this subject to New York's "Clarion Daily", can your school still open?"

The Storm Girl was stunned, she scratched her head in distress, and then relented, "Actually, I also know that the food made by the toad people is unpalatable. ”

Li Kang said angrily, "Don't insult the word food, it's just garbage! I really admire you mutants now, no wonder everyone says that your vitality is more terrible than cockroaches, it turns out that you are already doing doomsday training, and eating that kind of thing is also a kind of training course?"

"How is that possible? We're not perverts. Storm Girl said with an innocent face, "In the past, when Professor X was here, he would send recipes directly to the toad man's head, and when Professor X left, he deliberately left some recipes in his head, but no one expected that Professor X had been out for so long this time, and the recipes in the toad man's brain were all used up, and his memory was not very good, so he began to cook by himself, and he used to cook very deliciously." ”

Laura nodded in agreement, confirming Stormgirl's claim.

Li Kang said with some confusion, "It's not a way to go on like this, you can't live this kind of hard life all the time, you can stand it, and the children can't stand it." ”

The Storm Girl let out a long sigh of sadness, "We can't stand it either, otherwise I can steal Xiaoqin's instant noodles? As the acting principal, I was really stressed, and every time I saw that the children could only eat these unpalatable things, while I hid in the house and secretly ate delicious instant noodles, my conscience felt strongly uneasy....."

Xiaoqin walked over and gently comforted the storm girl, "Actually, every time I eat instant noodles secretly, I will feel the same way, but this topic is really not suitable for talking here, if you let the children know that we have private food, not to mention others, the two troublesome spirits of Omega Kid and Little Gladiator will definitely rise up and rebel, the father of the Little Gladiator is the chief consul of the Xia Empire, if his father knows that we give these things to his precious son, it will cause an interstellar war." ”

Li Kang couldn't help but roll his eyes, and said in his heart that there are a group of troublesome spirits like you on the earth, and it is really eight lifetimes of blood mold, and he also has a question in his heart, "Can't you make two cookbooks for that toad or something?" Don't say that a school of your size can't even get two cookbooks." ”