Chapter 128 6700 words (What about the monthly pass? Which goblin are you giving it to?)
I said, "Okay!"
Hanging up the phone, I didn't feel steady all night, and I didn't know what was going on, Jiang Xi said as if it was very serious.
With such a nervous mood, the next day I took another eleven hours on the plane, and finally returned to China, to the embrace of the motherland, and to let my wife and children return to my arms.
"Daddy, Daddy, hahahaha, you're back, Daddy brought me gifts, did you bring Italian food, did you bring Italian toys?"
As soon as I entered the house, Jiang Dong rushed towards me, I quickly pushed her away and said, "Wait a while and hug me, Dad is dirty, wait until I change my clothes and then hug you!"
"It's okay, I don't think Dad is dirty!"
As she spoke, she hugged my arm directly, and I quickly took off my coat and held her in my arms, although it was not small, but I will always be a little baby in my heart.
"Daddy brought you something delicious. I laughed.
"Thank you, Dad, Daddy is the best Dad! Dad, do you see me getting taller?"
Jiang Shifu moved my face and tried to make me look at her, I kissed her little face and said, "Of course she has grown taller, my eldest daughter has not only grown taller, but also become more and more beautiful." ”
Jiang Xi walked out of the kitchen, looked at me with a gentle face and smiled, "I finally looked forward to you back, this business trip is too long." ”
"Well, I don't think I'll be on a business trip for so long in the future. ”
Jiang Xi smiled sweetly, "Okay! I won't be on a business trip in the future!"
I looked down and smiled, and I didn't make a sound, and it was impossible not to go on a business trip.
Jiang Xi took the things in my hand, took out toys and Italian biscuits from them and handed them to Jiang Shi, "Go to your house to eat and play." ”
Jiang Dongxi took the toys and biscuits and walked happily towards his room.
Jiang Xi looked at me, and suddenly released a she-wolf locking on the prey-like light, and I really ...... in my heart Itchy, and then, she walked towards me step by step, closer and closer, and directly attached to my body, I stepped back, she pressed me against the wall, and I hurriedly said, "I'm going to take a shower first, um......".
Before I could finish speaking, her lips touched mine, like a dragonfly dotting water, but like honey and sweet, which made people's hearts move.
I didn't expect that at this time, Jiang Shi, who had thought that he had entered the house, suddenly poked his head out and shouted with a smile, "Hmph, my mother coaxed me into the house with toys and food, just to steal my father, and my mother is not shy."
Jiang Xi turned her head and glared at Jiang Dongxi, she wanted to be cold-faced, but she didn't hold back herself, she wanted to laugh or not.
Jiang Dongxi stuck out his tongue at her, and "eh......" turned around and went back to his room.
I looked at them with a smile, and my heart was indescribably satisfied, this is probably what it feels like to be at home, with a wife and a daughter, no matter how long you have been floating outside, this is where the heart belongs.
"You go take a bath, I'll go make a good meal, I haven't eaten well in a month, right?
I smiled and said, "As long as you make it, I love to eat anything!"
This sentence is really not sycophancy, I have been abroad for two months, and now just thinking about my wife's cooking skills, I feel that it is the first food in the world.
I quickly took a shower, and Jiang Xi also prepared the meal as quickly as he could.
There are dumplings stuffed with beef and celery, she knows my heart very well, and I haven't eaten dumplings in Italy for two months; there is sauerkraut and oyster soup, he understands my body, and it is time to make up for it; there are tomatoes, potatoes, beans, eggplant, and peppers stewed in the northeast, I am indeed too short of all kinds of Chinese dishes, this dish is complete, and she also has the heart to buy me Xuzhou specialty pancakes and salt beans, this bite, only Xuzhou people can understand.
After eating this meal, I feel like I'm going to ascend to immortal, how can I be so happy?
After being full of wine and food, it was natural that Jiang Dongxi was tired of me for half an hour, and was pressed to the bed by her mother by the collar and forced to sleep.
When the two of us are left on the big bed in the bedroom, it's time to start chatting.
She nestled in my arms, caressing my thick arms, and I wrapped my fingers around her long hair, the affection for each other, needless to say.
"Husband, I love you!"
"Wife, I love you too!"
"Poof!"
We looked at each other affectionately, although we were already old husbands and wives, but the sweetness of that love was only possible in the newlywed period of Xiao Biesheng, and the fire of the prairie was rekindled.
The two of us laughed like and idiots, adoring each other and delivering to each other......
"What the hell is going on with the eldest sister of the hourly worker?" I asked casually.
Jiang Xi put his arms around my neck and said with a smile, "Don't share such a precious time tonight with others, just talk about our affairs......."
"Good!" I smiled and held her in my arms.
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The next morning at six o'clock, before dawn, I was woken up by a loud noise.
Since the window was open, the sound sounded as if it was something that had happened in my own home.
First there was the sound of smashing things, followed by a shrill cry from a woman.
"Ah! Liu Jianguo, you have no conscience, I am so good to you, you are still looking for Xiao San outside, and you have even set up another home with Xiao San less than six kilometers away from our house, are you crazy? Have you considered the feelings of our mother and son? Let your son know about this, how can you explain it to him? He is already eighteen years old and understands everything, if this matter is spread, he will feel undignified and embarrassed in front of his peers, woo......."
Then another woman screamed, "What are you yelling at my house, Liu Jianguo is obviously my husband, we have registered our marriage, where did you come from?"
"What? Your marriage registration? Our children are all thirteen years old, and it's obvious that you're a junior. ”
"Liu Jianguo, you say, who is the junior?" the woman said in a sharper voice.
The man named Liu Jianguo said, "Don't quarrel, if you have something to say, let's talk calmly." ”
"Talk about it, how can you talk about it, I'll ask you, who is your wife?"
"Yes, what is there to talk about, Liu Jianguo, do you still want to be married to two wives!"
Jiang Xi, who was sleeping soundly, was also woken up, and she said in a daze, "You go and close the window, I'm going to sleep for a while, it's been noisy for almost a week." ”
I quickly got up and closed the window, it was much quieter, and although I could still hear screams and noises, I couldn't hear what was being said.
Because of the jet lag, I couldn't sleep at the moment, so I wanted to get up and move, I closed the bedroom door for Jiang Xi, and walked to the living room.
When I was bored, I saw that the trash cans in the living room and kitchen were full, so I went to clean up the garbage and then went out to throw it away.
When I opened the door a crack, it was so coincidental that a woman climbed down the stairs with a rolling belt, and the woman above chased her out with a kitchen knife, shouting while chasing back, "I'll hack you to death and tell you to come to my house to make trouble!"
When I looked at it, wasn't it the "ahhh
Her man pulled her behind him, "What are you doing? Put the knife down, it's too dangerous." ”
The wife turned to the man and asked viciously, "Who are you afraid of, who are you afraid of, who are you afraid of this bitch? ”
After she finished speaking, she chased the woman with a kitchen knife, and the woman in front of her was so frightened that she ran away screaming......
At this time, I suddenly saw another woman coming out of the woman's house, this woman was the hourly worker that my family used to employ, she walked up to the man and said, "Brother-in-law, you are really unorthodox in this matter, why don't you stop that woman quickly, aren't you really afraid that she will kill my sister!"
The man turned to the hourly worker and said, "It's all your fault, if you hadn't told your sister about it, would things have turned out like this?"
"Eh, how can you blame me? You are raising a junior outside, I accidentally found out, I can't not tell my sister, right, I can't tell who is far away and who is near, right?"
The man looked at her, choked and speechless.
The downstairs "whooping" is getting farther and farther away.
Both the man and the hourly worker ran eagerly downward.
I was standing in the door and was afraid of squirting blood, so I also carried the garbage out of the door and went downstairs.
I thought they should run away, but I didn't expect it, the plot was reversed, and a full 1.74 meter suddenly rushed up at the door of the community, anyway, looking at a teenager taller than me, he was holding a baseball bat in his hand, and when he saw the woman with a knife shining in front of her, a stick came, and the woman screamed "Ah!", and was immediately knocked down.
"Tell you to bully my mother, sir, I'm here, I'll kill you!" the young man pointed to the woman upstairs and let out an arrogant noise.
The woman was also very tenacious, and even got up again after being hit on the head.
She stood close to the young man, raised the knife and wanted to cut the young man, but she did not expect that the young calf was not afraid of tigers, and his strength was greater than that of women, and he snatched the knife in the woman's hand, and when he grabbed the knife, his own hand was cut, and blood suddenly flowed down.
His dad and mom were shouting in fear.
"Xiaohui, how's it going?"
"Xiaohui, you're injured, ......."
As a result, to everyone's surprise, the eighteen-year-old young man was so bold and reckless, raising his knife and slashing at the woman upstairs.
At that moment, I was a little too shocked to watch that scene.
I was standing a little farther away, and I saw the young man slash at the woman three times...... Blood instantly stained the ground where the woman was.
Louder, more chaotic screams followed.
"Xiaohui, how can you cut people? How can you really kill people? You are stupid!"
This is the voice of the man.
Then came the woman's voice, "Son, son...... You're ...... Give me the knife, I cut the man, give it to me quickly!"
The woman's voice trembled and couldn't speak, but she still didn't forget to snatch the knife from the child's hand, but she was also a little stupid, and the kitchen knife in her hand seemed to be unable to hold it.
"Woo......" she cried "woo", "why am I so stupid, and I still come to your dad, your dad is a fart, we can live without him, but I hurt you now, son, woo...... Run, run, wash the blood off your body, I cut the man, you go!"
The slashed woman lying on the ground was already unconscious, because there was no one else around her, only the male host, who stood aside and was so frightened that he stretched out his hand several times to hug the woman who was lying in a pool of blood, but his hands trembled, and he didn't dare to hug him.
I watched it for a long time, and then I reacted and immediately took out my mobile phone to call the police and call 120.
At this time, there were many people around, some of them were talking, some were bandaging the woman who had been cut, and the meaning of the chaotic voices of the audience seemed to be that the shoulders and arms had been cut.
About fifteen minutes later, the police car and 120 came, but because the parking space in the community was not enough, the problem of chaotic parking in the community was very serious, resulting in 120 being blocked at the entrance of the community, and it was impossible to enter at all.
There was no way, 120 people unloaded the stretcher cart from the car, as well as simple medical equipment, and ran a long way to get to the slashed woman.
The medical staff first bandaged the woman's wound on the ground to stop the bleeding, and then gave her an intravenous drip before carrying her onto a stretcher and pushing her out of the community step by step.
Before they could get out, two policemen came over.
"Who cut the man?"
The boy's mother immediately said in a trembling voice, "It's me, I'm the one who cut it." ”
One of the policemen said, "Come with us, and the people involved will come with us, and any of the neighbors are eyewitnesses? ”
I heard this from afar, and turned back to my house.
I don't know what's going on out there.
When I got home, Jiang Xi was still sleeping, and I thought to myself, I can't sleep, I'll make a meal for my wife today, make a meal other than tomatoes and eggs.
Although I won't.
I took out the rice first, and I wanted to make a rice porridge, and I thought it must be very easy to boil rice porridge, so I washed the rice and put on the lid and boiled it.
I saw potatoes, eggplant and green peppers at home, and I thought about it, but I didn't dare to learn from Jiangxi to make messy stew, so I thought it should be easier to make a roasted eggplant.
I took out my phone, searched for how to make braised eggplant, and then followed the above method to prepare the ingredients and seasonings.
It seems to be quite simple, but, cough! I think I'm very careful, but why did I cut my finger? The blood suddenly flowed down, I shook the blood on my finger, I didn't want to disturb Jiang Xi, and ran to Jiang Dongxi's room to find a band-aid.
Jiang Dongxi was woken up by me, and she saw the blood on my finger with sleepy eyes, and immediately shouted, "Ah, Dad, you are bleeding! Dad, I feel sorry for you!"
"Shhhh
I whispered, "Don't wake up your mother, she's tired, Dad wants to cook a meal for you and Mommy, and accidentally cut his hand, it's okay if you hurt a little, you can help Dad find a Band-Aid." ”
"Oh oh! Okay, I know where the Band-Aid is!" said Ginger in a small voice.
The girl is so caring, she immediately found a band-aid for me, and said, "Dad, I'll help you put it on!"
"Okay girl!"
She blew on the band-aid as she put it on me very carefully, then looked up at me and said, "Daddy, I love you!"
I smiled and touched her head, "Daddy loves you so much, too!"
She continued to smile and say to me, "If you love me, you will hug me!"
I was stunned, smiled and bent down to hug her.
When I got up, she looked at me with a smile and said, "If you love me, you will kiss me!"
I smiled again and bowed my head and kissed her little cheek.
Then she looked at me expectantly with her teeth full of teeth and said, "Can you not force me to go to school if you love me?"
I, "......", actually know how to transfer flowers and trees? The transfer is quite fast, but unfortunately I didn't give it for nothing.
I pretended to be cold and glared at her, and she immediately stuck out her tongue and grimaced, saying, "Hee-hee, just kidding! ”
"Okay, I'll call you for dinner when I'm ready in a while!"
She didn't respond to me, and when I got to the door of her room, she said behind me, "Daddy, can you really cook anything other than tomato and egg noodles?"
I turned around and pointed at her, "Don't underestimate me, wait and see!"
She pouted, "Ride a donkey and read the record book and see!"
I, "......" I ignored her and turned and walked to the kitchen.
It's just that during this time with my daughter's ink, I don't know how long this porridge has been boiling, and then, the pot of gruel that was originally boiled has become dry rice, and the most hateful thing is that the rice soup is overwhelmingly gushing out, as if it is a river, and there is a piece on the table, which floods the seasoning packets, and the ground is also a slimy mess.
I stood there for a moment, wondering if I should wipe the rice soup or cook the dishes first.
In order to get their mother and daughter to eat as soon as possible, I pulled out half a roll of toilet paper, first wiped the table and the floor indiscriminately, cleared the place where the soup had accumulated, and left the dirty part alone.
I continued to cut the eggplant, this time more carefully and did not cut my hands again.
When everything was done, I did it according to the method I found on my phone, soy sauce, salt, sugar......
I didn't think it was too difficult to do, and I wanted to learn how to do it like a chef, but I didn't dare to try it, for fear that a spoonful of food would be on my head.
I followed Jiang Xi's usual way of stir-frying, but just arguing, I found that it was a little sticky, and the eggplant didn't seem to be ripe yet.
Add water, this is the only way.
Because I was afraid of paste, I was in a hurry, so I quickly took a bowl of water, poured it directly, and then ......
The roasted eggplant turned into stewed eggplant.
Okay, you can eat stewed eggplant, and since it's stewed, there's no need to stir-fry, so I'll put the lid on.
After that, I sat down on the couch and thought that in three minutes, I would almost be ready, so I went to turn off the heat.
I'm bored, so I'm going to watch Tik Tok...... Ah Chun, all kinds of women's clothing bosses, as well as Dad Ren and Dad Ma's speech, international military, I look at everything in a mess, and then ......
When I smelled a strong smell of burnt paste coming from the kitchen, I remembered, "Oh my god, I forgot my eggplant stew."
Douyin is harmful!
When I lifted the lid of the pot, because I was in too much of a hurry, I touched the metal surface, I didn't expect that the thing was so hot, I missed, the metal lid fell to the ground, deafening.
Now it's okay, the alarm clock is gone, Jiang Xi and Jiang Dongxi are awake.
Jiang Xi came out barefoot and asked with a confused face, "What's the husband, are you going to demolish my kitchen?"
"No...... It's not my wife, I'm ...... I want to cook you a meal!" I whispered, a little embarrassed.
"Cooking?hahaha" Jiang Xi smiled blankly, "So boring, want to cook and have fun?"
I, "......", I lowered my head, not wanting to speak.
Seeing that there was nothing wrong, Jiang Dongxi turned around and went back to the house again, patting his chest and muttering, "I was really scared to death by my father, I thought the kitchen was on fire!"
I, "......", still didn't want to speak.
"Hahaha, husband, don't look disappointed, I think you can have the consciousness of cooking, this is worthy of praise, many men in the family are machismo, can do it or not, you are much better than them, let me see what you have done?"
Jiang Xi walked into the kitchen with a cheerful face, "Yo! You can also use a stir-fry spoon to make rice and rice? This technique is not simple, I can't do it well." ”
Wife, are you serious?
"I made porridge, but the rice soup was gone, and it became dry rice. ”
I thought she would laugh at me, but she slapped me and said, "Ah, that's an unexpected surprise, I just want to eat dry rice today!"
I, "......", didn't want to speak, but there was a small warm current flowing in my heart.
Jiang Xi looked at the dumbfounded eggplant in the pot again.
I also glanced at the eggplant and turned my head not to accept the reality.
I sighed and said, "I can't eat eggplant." ”
"Alas, it's still edible, I'll just microprocess it." ”
"How else can you process it if it's pasted like that?" It's hard for a good woman to cook eggplant, right?
"I have a way!"
After listening to her say this briskly, she took out a pair of chopsticks, picked up the pasted part of the eggplant with chopsticks and threw it into the trash, and then picked up the part of the eggplant heart that was not mushy and put it on a clean plate.
Later, I saw her sprinkle the eggplant with salt, peppercorns, and star anise again, and then stir it slightly with chopsticks and put it in the microwave.
I was amazed at what she did, and I was even more curious, would the eggplants she had processed still be good?
With the "ding" sound of the microwave oven, Jiang Xi took out the eggplant, and then she made a tiger dish.
"You put the rice on it, and then call Jiang Shi to eat!"
I watched her doing these things neatly, and I felt very guilty in my heart, "Wife, I'm sorry, I can't do anything!
Jiang Xi smiled and said, "Why are you belittleing yourself, your meal is very good!"
Poof! I laughed, my wife is just too good at complimenting.
She then said, "No matter how bad you are, you can write better than me! What's more, you have done your own work very well! I have seen too many men, who don't make much money, but the spectrum is not small, I think I am amazing, I pretend to be X with my wife at home, I have conflicts with colleagues in the company, and I can just say a few words in the face of the leader, but when I was laid off, I regretted that it was too late, and I began to complain that my wife was incompetent, complained that the leader and colleagues were stupid X, and hated that the society was unfair to him, who did he think he was? The earth has to revolve around him, and you're so much stronger than a man like that. ”
I laughed, "If you compare that way, I'm really not at all wrong." ”
Jiang Xi smiled again, "You are willing to take the initiative to cook for me and Jiang Dongxi, which has touched me very much, no matter what kind of food is made, I feel that it must be a delicious dish full of love." ”
I pursed my lips and smiled, "Wife, your mouth is really good at talking, eat bee poop in the morning, right?"
She pursed her lips and smiled, "No, it was sweet last night!"
My heart is hot and it's starting to itch again!
Our family of three had a breakfast of love that Jiang Xi cooperated with me, and after the eggplant was saved by her, it was really not unpalatable, but it was not as delicious as the one-hand roasted eggplant she made.
After eating, I sent Jiang to school.
When I returned, I was surprised to see two policemen sitting in the living room of my house.
Jiang Xi immediately said to me, "Comrade police have come to investigate the slashing of people upstairs. ”
"Oh!" I agreed, "I have seen the whole process, and I can tell you about it." ”
Now that the police have been called, it must be bad to lie.
"I'll start with that. ”
Before I could start talking, Jiang Xi opened his mouth first.
"My family used to hire an hourly worker, and the work was okay, but my mouth was a little broken. After work, she met the hourly worker of the 701 family upstairs, and the two probably passed gossip together, and the hourly worker of my family said to the hourly worker of other people, the money given by 701 is too little, not as much as my family gave, and the hourly worker of 701 went to talk to the hostess of 701, and said that he wanted to resign, the hostess was very angry, and ran to my house, not only scolded my hourly worker, but also scolded me, but I don't know how, my hourly worker saw the photo of the husband and wife on the screen of the 701 hostess's mobile phone, and my hourly worker grabbed the mobile phone and looked at it and said, how do you have a photo of my brother-in-lawThe hostess of 701 angrily pushed her away and said, all the men in the world are your brother-in-law, she may have thought that the hourly worker was wrong, and then the hostess of 701 went back, and my hourly worker told me that the photo was her brother-in-law. ”
When Jiang Xi said this, I suddenly remembered that when I was playing with Jiang Xi in Nanjing, I saw the male owner upstairs dating three different women.
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