"We're performing, can't we go up?" Guo Degang showed a shameless face and looked at the audience, and the audience shouted yes, okay.

"Not really. Luo Yiming's face was professional, and he "didn't buy" the audience's account.

"I'm used to going to the kang at home, but thank you to my family, today, let's listen to Luo Yiming, don't go up. ”

"Alas, it's not easy for me to beat my children, I've been wronged in this life, it's not easy. ”

"Why is it so difficult?" Luo Yiming asked curiously.

"No one believes it. ”

Luo Yiming said: "Then you have to talk about it first." ”

"You know? I sneeze into the eye of a needle. Pull the car step by step in the horizontal ridge field, and eat sugar cakes to burn the back of the head. ”

"I'm going... It's a technical job. Why are you so hot?"

Guo Degang did the same, gestured with his hands and said: "The sugar cake is here, eat it, this tear of the candy is down, lick it, and make a fuss---"

"It's so hot?" Luo Yiming sighed: "Hey, you don't mess with things, what are you licking it for!"

"Don't talk about that bad luck. In fact, since I was a child, I have been determined to serve the motherland and be a person who is beneficial to the people. ”

Luo Yiming gave a thumbs up: "It's good to have this ideal." ”

"Well, I want to be an athlete and win glory for the country. ”

"One day I was standing on the podium and the national anthem was playing, and I was in tears. ”

"yes. Luo Yiming said: "How glorious." ”

"I train myself, I want to be a strong swimmer, I practice every day, I am self-taught. ”

Luo Yiming nodded and said, "Yes, practice by yourself." ”

"No, no, all kinds of postures will be done, and the practice is just right, but it has been hindered by the garden department. ”

Luo Yiming looked at Lao Guo in wonder: "No, are the swimming and garden departments next to each other?"

Guo Degang smiled: "I practice on the grass at the door." ”

Luo Yiming smiled bitterly: "What are you scratching?"

Burst.

The audience was delighted.

Guo Degang also smiled evilly, "Otherwise, how dare I go directly into the water, in case I am drowned, it will not be a loss for the national sports department." ”

"You're thinking too much..."Luo Yiming expressed disdain.

"They stopped me, didn't let Lian pull, and threw the shot put? Why isn't it for national merit, boring ---- far away. ”

"This one does. The power is not small, and this voice should be thrown out not close. "Luo Yi is very serious.

"Hey, what about you, people don't count when they go out. ”

Burst.

Are you out?

The audience was amused again.

Guo Degang stood there, but he had a serious face and a crossed waist to learn the appearance of a coach.

Originally, the audience didn't laugh very much, Luo Yiming made up the knife and said: "You are the ball to stay there." You flew out, but it's not easy for you to fly out. ”

Looking at Mr. Guo's figure, with big shoulders and a round waist, Luo Yiming was still gesturing. Guo Degang's backhand is a draw.

"It's amazing. Guo Degang said shamelessly.

"It's amazing that it didn't move you out. ”

Burst.

The audience was amused again by Guo Degang and Luo Yitian's seamless cooperation.

And this time, the whole audience was in the stalk of Guo Degang and Luo Yiming's cross talk, and they were a little embarrassed by their charming laughter.

"Mr. Guo's cross talk didn't say, it's good-looking. ”

"But today, Luo Yiming made me feel that I had discovered a new world. ”

"He is the host, and when it comes to cross talk, he is clear and discreet, and he is not timid at all. ”

"Yes, I guess tomorrow's news, there will be Brother Luo again. Luo Yiming is really a talent. ”

Once again, the audience began to talk.

More viewers still enjoy the jokes.

Since ancient times, books have been serious, and only jokes have won people's hearts.

Listening to crosstalk, drinking drinks, and watching the Spring Festival Gala on the sofa on this Chinese New Year's Eve, it feels really cool.

The cross talk continues, and the laughter continues.

"I've got to do something else, slippery shoes, I'm proud of that. ”

Luo Yiming disagreed: "That's called a roller." ”

"I'm not going to roll, I'm going to play, I'm going to win the championship. It's so much fun to wear your shoes and slip around. ”

Luo Yiming was speechless: "It's good." ”

"Someday, in the World Series, I'll be number one in shoes. I had to get out of the house. Guo Degang said solemnly.

"Yes, it's a small house, so I can't play with this. ”

"Well, I'm going to the Outer Loop. It's a big place, but it's slippery. ”

"I put on my shoes, I found a big truck, grabbed the back, and it drove me along. ”

"No, what? You're slipping? It's not that you're slipping, it's walking you. ”

Guo Degang said: "How slow I skate, how exciting it is to follow it, and I quickly got on the high speed." I just forgot to ask, and as soon as I got on the highway, I found that it was broken, and the car was rushing to the inside. ”

"Okay. Luo Yiming was speechless.

"Good guy, as soon as it got out of the outer ring road, it picked up, and the shoes were on fire, and the people ran out and shouted: Look at Nezha!"

Luo Yiming said: "Use your wheeled shoes as Hot Wheels." ”

Guo Degang sighed, and his face showed loss: "It's a pity, I didn't stick to the inner fierce, and I fell behind in Chengde." ”

Luo Yiming pointed his finger and said profoundly: "It's you who have figured it out, the prodigal son will not change his money." ”

Guo Degang shook his head: "No, it's because the shoes are gone, I'm afraid of pain, so I didn't follow." ”

Burst.

From the beginning of the laughter to the continuous explosion of jokes, the audience has become a little accustomed to laughing.

"You're such a prodigal person...."

Luo Yiming calmed down a little when he saw the laughter, and then said.

"No more waves, no more waves...... Guo Degang stopped being an athlete, and he completely gave up this wish: "My wishes have not been fulfilled, and going to school is not smooth." ”

"What's wrong with school?"

"Forget it, 10 years of primary school, 12 years of middle school, all these years, ----" Guo Degang's face was indescribable.

"No, you wait, Mr. Guo, 10 years of primary school, 12 years of middle school, how did you read this book?

Guo Degang said aggrievedly: "They are reluctant to let me graduate. ”

"Is that reluctance?"

"I was voted the most familiar face in the whole school. ”

"The new teachers came to me to ask me about the inside of the school. ”

"Ho. ”

Comics.

Mr. Guo is really a big joke.

The audience leaned back and fell in laughter.

Luo Yiming heard the applause from the audience, which reached its climax at this time.

Not only in front of the TV, but also in the main venue, looking at the excitement of the big screen and the cheers at the sub-venues, they were also fascinated by the sub-venues.

For a moment, it seemed that they were in the branch venue, and Luo Yiming and Guo Degang were in the main venue.

Customer-oriented.

The cross talk is not over yet, and the cooperation of Luo Yiming and Guo Degang continues to be brilliantly staged.

One by one, the two of them shook at just the right time.

Later, Guo Degang found a girlfriend named prejudice, and the two went south into the big forest, and prejudice made Guo Degang eat cow dung with her, and the audience laughed.

In the previous life, the stalks performed by Guo Degang and Teacher Yu Qian came out, and Luo Yiming also broke a lot of jokes in this cooperation.

It has made my life's cross talk richer and more three-dimensional.

In the end, Luo Yiming and Guo Degang burst out the jokes and laughter in the future.

The audience often hasn't digested the first paragraph yet, and the second and third are here again.

Refreshing.

Listening to Guo Degang and Luo Yiming's cross talk, in short, it is a word.

And the dense baggage was cast one after another, and the audience tossed and turned in laughter, which felt as if they had come to the most wonderful CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

This level of cross talk can really be said to be a top-level performance.

retrospectively said that the last time I laughed so much, it was also when Master Zhao Dashan said a sketch at the Spring Festival Gala the year before last.

And cross talk? That goes back more than ten years.

Now the mainstream cross talk art is a bit depressed and lonely, and young people want to forget it.

However, Luo Yiming, the host, cooperated with Guo Degang so wonderfully, at least he did this cross talk to the extreme.

is different from ordinary audiences, when Luo Yiming finished the cross talk performance and won a full house, Song Wendian was planning something in his heart.