"My first couplet: four lamps, a single layer of paper, brilliant and brilliant, illuminating all over the south, east and west!" Kuraki said his first couplet.

Jiang Lao thought for a while and said: "I'm right: one year of study, eight hanging money, hard work, all the spring, summer, autumn and winter!"

Kuraki continued: "The freezing ice in the water is making the snow even worse!"

Jiang Lao said: "The fog in the air turns into clouds and clouds and sees the sun!"

"Good!"

The onlookers saw that Jiang Lao could quickly make the next couplet every time, so they applauded him loudly.

Cangmu didn't panic when he saw this, he pondered for a while, looked at Jiang Lao with a smile and said, "My third couplet: three people with umbrella villains are all covered by adults!"

After hearing this, Jiang Lao sighed in his heart and thought: He can't help this couplet!

The literal meaning of this Shanglian is that three people play an umbrella together, and the child is shielded by adults, and the subtext means that the three people are in pairs together, and it is up to him, the adult, to win for Tang Xiaoxiang and the two.

This is scolding the two of them!

If this couplet is still him, he will be ridiculed in this couplet.

He glanced at Kuraki, who was smiling at him, and thought to himself that this devil should be the killer person they prepared for this time in Huaguo, and this couplet should not have been prepared by him in advance.

Just as Jiang Lao was thinking about how to bypass the ridicule of this Shanglianli, his granddaughter stood up and said: "I'm right, the four mouths have the same picture, and the inner mouth is all from the outside!"

"Okay!" Tang Xiaoxiang didn't expect that Jiang Lao's granddaughter would also have such talent, and couldn't help but applaud her.

"Hmph, I didn't let you come to be an audience!" said to Tang Xiaoxiang with a cold snort from Jiang Lao's granddaughter.

"Uh!" Tang Xiaoxiang thought to himself that it was my fault, you all answered so quickly, where did you get me! I'm also very anxious, I spent 200 of the loan value, it would be a pity if I couldn't pretend to be forced!

Kuraki didn't expect that the girl in front of him could come out so quickly!

Seeing that this trap had been solved by them, Kuraki pondered for a while and said:

"Two apes cut through the woody mountains, this monkey dares to saw!"

This sentence is to say that two monkeys dare to say the same sentence! It is scolding Jiang Lao's granddaughter and Tang Xiaoxiang.

Jiang Lao's granddaughter was angry, but she couldn't think of a good next link to scold him back for a while.

Jiang Lao also frowned and thought about it.

At this time, Tang Xiaoxiang was happy in his heart, he could also match this couplet without relying on system skills, because he had seen this couplet in his previous life.

Great! It's finally my turn to play hard!

"Ahem!" Tang Xiaoxiang coughed a few times!

Seeing that everyone's eyes were attracted by him, he said: "I took this link!"

Jiang Lao's granddaughter heard Tang Xiaoxiang say this, and quickly grabbed his arm and whispered to him: "Don't mess around, this couplet is not only literal, but also has a layer of scolding in it, so the next couplet must be scolded back, otherwise it will be useless for you to be right!"

Tang Xiaoxiang smiled and nodded, then his arm broke away from Old Granddaughter Jiang's hand, and took a step forward and said:

"My next link is: How can this beast get hoofed when a horse is stuck in the mud!"

Isn't it just cursing! If you call us monkeys, I'll just say that you are animals! Let's hurt each other!

"Haha!" Jiang Lao's granddaughter reacted the fastest!

After listening to Tang Xiaoxiang's downlink, he couldn't hold back a smile for a while, but in the end he couldn't hold back and laughed.

Jiang Lao also blushed and thought to himself, this Tang Xiaoxiang is really not a master who is willing to suffer!

This couplet is average, but the scolding is easy to understand!

You see, the onlookers are starting to have fun! It seems that this Kuragi has to be.

Cangmu now looked at the onlookers laughing with a blue face, and he looked at Tang Xiaoxiang who was pretending to be innocent at the moment, like Xiao Lingxue and Milo who kept waving their hands!

"Baga! my next couplet: The white goose yellow has not yet been taken off, and I don't know how thick the sky is!"

Kuragi is now annoyed and angry, this couplet is to say it directly, you haven't grown any child's hair, and you don't know how thick the sky is.

Tang Xiaoxiang had already played a kissing game with Milo at this time, and after hearing Kuraki's uplink, he didn't think about it: "The turtle shell has long been polished, but it can be regarded as a cunning cunning!"

The meaning of this sentence is: You are a cunning old turtle!

Kuraki was so angry that he screamed, and after turning around in place a few times, he said: "Oil dip in candles, the candle is full of heart, and there is fire in the heart!"

It means that you are now making me angry!

Tang Xiaoxiang then said: "Papier-mâché lanterns, there are many eyes on the edge of the cage, and there are no beads in the eyes!"

Whoever told you to play tricks on your heart, only blame yourself for having no eyes!

Cangmu snorted angrily and panted as if he was going to be desperate, thought for a moment and glanced at Jiang Lao, who was smiling happily, thinking that you old man is so cunning, pull this kid as a helper!

At this moment, he had forgotten that it was he who took the initiative to ask Jiang Lao to find a helper.

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Kuragi's mind sank, thinking that if you can't scold him now, I'll scold you.

"My last couplet: Which of these mongrels is Mr. Sorghum?" Cangmu looked at Tang Xiaoxiang provocatively after speaking, I won't scold you this time, I will scold Mr. for being a mongrel!

After hearing this, Tang Xiaoxiang was angry in his heart, Mr. is the meaning of the teacher, Jiang Lao is the president of the university, and of course he is also a teacher!

Obviously, he was not the only one who heard that this pair was scolding Jiang Lao, and the granddaughter of Jiang Lao, who was standing next to him, stepped forward to beat this Cangmu after hearing this Shanglian!

Tang Xiaoxiang grabbed her, and the girl struggled and kept shouting: "You let go of me! That bastard dares to scold my grandfather! I'm going to blow up his balls!"

Tang Xiaoxiang looked at her in surprise after hearing this, this person is really unseemly! The old granddaughter of Jiang, who has always been sven and gentle, is so violent.

"If you do it, we'll take care of it! I can do this!" Tang Xiaoxiang said to the girl in the rage in front of him.

"Really?" asked Jiang's granddaughter.

"Hmm!"

"Okay! If it's not right, I'll even blow up your balls!" said Jiang's granddaughter viciously.

Tang Xiaoxiang only felt that his crotch was cold, and he felt a feeling of sadness.

Seeing that Jiang Lao's granddaughter was no longer making trouble, he turned his head to look at the culprit Kuragi and said: "Listen, my next link is: Why ask Lao Tzu about the many scriptures of the poems and books, Yili, Spring and Autumn Period!"

It means that the son is okay and keeps asking his father what he does!

Kuragi was completely angry when he heard this link, this girl's mouth was too poisonous! He couldn't bear it anymore, so he stepped forward and grabbed Tang Xiaoxiang's collar and was about to do it.

"Xiao Xiang, be careful!" Xiao Lingxue, who had been keeping an eye on their movements, shouted loudly.

But Tang Xiaoxiang didn't panic and looked at Cangmu who was grabbing his collar and said, "I still have a couplet for you!"

"Baga!" Cangmu was furious, and he raised his fist and headed it at Tang Xiaoxiang's head!

"Eight of your mother! Lao Tzu has long wanted to do something with you!" Tang Xiaoxiang shouted, and shot before he punched!

Yongchun!

Cracking sound!

In just ten seconds, Kuragi, who was still angry just now, was already lying on the ground like a dead dog.

Tang Xiaoxiang clapped his palms and turned back to Xiao Lingxue in the crowd and shouted: "Sister Xiao! You're still right, can you do it or be less noisy, I also experience the feeling of beating people to make me happy! It's so refreshing!"

Xiao Lingxue and Milo laughed loudly, this guy is not doing right.

After Tang Xiaoxiang finished speaking, he turned his head, looked at Heihejun and pouted and said, "We also won this game, and we will compose poems in the next game, which of you will be on it?"