Chapter 53: Why don't you call it Pippi Shrimp?

Zhou Xiaoyu was sure that if Uncle Long could also harvest anger points, he would definitely have won a lot by now.

What, you don't believe?

Then just look at the audience in the audience, all with black faces, staring at Uncle Long. It's no wonder, who doesn't have a nose and two eyes, you let people see, what to see, what to see? If the audience doesn't explode, it would be strange.

However, Uncle Long gave Zhou Xiaoyu an inspiration, he coughed dryly and said, "Dad, you are too foolish in what you say, are you brainless when you are a big guy?" Am I right, big guy?"

Just now, the aunt shouted again: "That's it, since you want to get evidence, take it better, saying that they look like brothers and sisters, we are stupid." Besides, where do they look alike? ”

Uncle Long was speechless.

Zhou Xiaoyu nodded and said, "That's it, we can't act like this, we can't treat the audience as fools." At least, they're not fools yet!"

Audience: "???"

Wait, that doesn't sound like a taste. What do you mean that we are not stupid now, and we will all become fools in the future, right? Hey, up there, which side are you standing on!

Suddenly, Zhou Xiaoyu saw a large wave of system prompts.

... Zhang Jie's rage +113.

... Qiao Dalong's rage +87.

... Luo Yonghao's rage +96.

.......

I love you, lovely viewers, I love you so much!

Behind the stage, the cross-legged saw that the atmosphere was not right, and hurriedly said on the walkie-talkie: "Uncle, uncle." Then act, skip this paragraph, read the lines!

Uncle Long coughed dryly and said, "Son, love makes people blind, are you really willing to give up all this for love?"

Zhou Xiaoyu spread his hands and said, "Dad, then you should tell me first, what do I have now?"

There was a burst of laughter from under the stage, and a young man whistled and said, "Yes, yes, you can tell him what he has first." ”

Uncle Long: "???"

How do I know what he has, it's not written in the script. It's not Zhou Xiaoyu, you're completely letting yourself go, aren't you! It's not according to the script, how can you let me pick it up!

... Lin Congyun's rage +360.

Seeing that Uncle Long couldn't answer it again, he hurriedly took the walkie-talkie and prompted: "Uncle, you just said that he has family, friends or something, just try to keep him!"

Uncle Long nodded, pointed at Zhou Xiaoyu and said, "Son, you have a family, friends, and a career! If you leave, you will have to give up all this!"

Zhou Xiaoyu turned around, pointed at the guy who was whistling just now and said, "You, that's right, it's you." Brother, what do you call it?"

The guy was happy, okay, this drama, it's quite interactive, and he said excitedly: "My name is Pixia!"

Zhou Xiaoyu muttered: "Why don't you call it Pipi Shrimp." ”

The audience burst into laughter.

... Pisha's rage +36.

Zhou Xiaoyu asked again: "This brother Pi, do you have any friends?"

Pisha exclaimed, "Yes!"

Zhou Xiaoyu asked again: "Is there a Tie Ge'er?"

Pisha gestured three fingers: "Yes, three!"

Zhou Xiaoyu beckoned: "Will I lend you your phone?"

Pi Xiale took out his mobile phone, handed it to Zhou Xiaoyu and said, "What are you doing?"

Zhou Xiaoyu smiled and said, "You'll know after a while, you have three iron buddies, right?" Name any one, what's your name?"

Pi Xia thought for a while and said, "One of them has the most iron relationship with me, and his name is Liang Xu. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu found Liang Xu on his mobile phone, called up the message, and said while calling: "Liang Xu, I'm Pi Xia." Recently, I have been short of money, so I will lend me 500,000 Huabei. ”

The happy Pixia suddenly couldn't laugh, snatched the phone and shouted: "What are you doing, don't send random messages." ”

Zhou Xiaoyu shrugged his shoulders and said, "Isn't it your most iron buddy, what's wrong with borrowing some money?"

Pi Xia suddenly felt bad, big brother, are you borrowing some? 500,000 Ah, these days, no matter how iron a friend, when it comes to borrowing money, the boat of friendship will overturn!

... Pisha's rage +338.

Zhou Xiaoyu saw that his anger was worth it, and he stopped teasing him, patted his shoulder and said, "Okay, go back, Pipi Shrimp." Just kidding, don't be surprised. ”

Pi Xia went down in a chatter, and Zhou Xiaoyu stretched out his hand to gesture back and forth in the audience, and the audience's faces changed. What are you kidding, they don't want to be like Pi Xia, let Zhou Xiaoyu find out to test friendship and family affection.

These things are usually just talked, but when it comes to critical moments, there are really few that can stand the test.

Suddenly, Zhou Xiaoyu received another wave of anger points.

... Cheng Li's rage +87.

... Mirren's Rage +69.

... Lu Siyu's rage +71.

......

Zhou Xiaoyu was happy on the spot, hey, what's going on with you, I didn't even say anything, I blew up one by one?

In the end, he still took his hand back, after all, if he really made the audience angry, he wouldn't be able to perform tonight's play, and the prize money would be wasted.

Behind the stage, the director really sweated, he was really afraid that Zhou Xiaoyu would interact with the audience again and make everyone angry. Fortunately, this kid reined in the precipice, and the cross-eyed hurriedly took the walkie-talkie and shouted: "Jumped, this scene is performed, just change to the next one! Closing, closing!"

So the narration prepared early in the morning was released, reminding the audience that this scene was over, and the second one was next.

The two male clerks hurriedly lowered the curtain and blocked Zhou Xiaoyu and the others, and the audience was relieved, glad that they didn't have to be taken out by Zhou Xiaoyu to be tortured by their souls. Unexpectedly, Zhou Xiaoyu suddenly drilled a head out from behind the curtain and said with a smile: "Dear audience and friends, I will be back in a while, let's stay and see you, love you!"

The audience immediately exploded, get out, don't come back, you kid!

Behind the scenes, Zhou Xiaoyu happily looked at the system prompt, and more than a thousand anger points were in the account. Coupled with the previous waves, in less than ten minutes, he gained more than 5,000 rage points.

Sure enough, there is nothing wrong with the words of the great man, the more people there are, the more power is greater!

In the next two scenes, Zhou Xiaoyu didn't drop the chain again, and finished according to the script seriously. But after the curtain call of the third scene, Zhou Xiaoyu saw another wave of anger coming in...

Zhou Xiaoyu: "???"

"What the hell is this, that cheap boy didn't get killed by a monster because of Mao?"

"That's it, this monster is too weak!"

"Lao Tzu didn't leave, I just wanted to see this kid end up tragically, but I was stunned to make a happy ending for him, and I was so angry!"

Off the stage, the audience was gossiping and talking.

Hehe, you people, the negative energy is too great. It's over and you're all contributing a wave of rage to me, you guys, it's so cute!

In this stage play alone, Zhou Xiaoyu gained more than 6,000 anger points. This rage value is estimated to be enough to activate two or three ability nodes of the Xuanhuo line.

Thinking of this, Zhou Xiaoyu smiled from ear to ear.

At this time, the sound of the system sounded in my head.

Congratulations on earning enough XP to level up the system to level 10!

Yo, I accidentally upgraded it. Hey, I really don't want to go up so fast.