Chapter 7: Ways to Fall to Sleep with the Knife Tree
Hot Spring rubbed her heart, and she was a little out of breath.
"Don't rub it, it won't get bigger anyway!" said very white and brainless.
If it weren't for the presence of outsiders, no, and outer trees, the hot spring's fist would have smashed over a long time ago. She coughed lightly and began to preside over this meeting of strict (stupid) and solemn (sub) confession (1) true (like).
"Ahem, Mr. Knife Tree, we are very sorry to disturb your rest, and we will do a deep review of this. ”
"Obviously, we all want to be harmonious, after all, only harmony can make democracy stronger and make society prosperous. ”
"Today, let's set up a table of banquets, drink and talk to the blue sky, in the future, we are brothers and sisters. As the saying goes, gold with liquor, a smile and hatred, you must have felt my strong kindness, then you might as well get together and disperse, and see each other late in the future. ”
"If you think I'm right, you'll let me go, isn't that the truth?"
Hot Spring didn't know what her mouth was talking about, anyway, she just said that, and the other two were stunned.
Obviously, Onsen's IQ is higher than the other two, and she made such a bullshit speech that the other two nodded their heads.
The knife tree nodded, and the leaves on its head were 'rattling', which made a very white and sideways look, making the hot spring think that he was going to grab someone's 'hair' again in the next second.
After the knife tree nodded, its cute voice came out: "It's really the same as the hero, your words have won my heart, I deeply appreciate the importance of 'good gathering and good dispersion', in order to commemorate this great moment, as long as you can put me to sleep again, I will give you a leaf, how about it?"
Hot Spring hurriedly asked, "How did Mr. Dao fall asleep last time?"
Daozishu thought for a long time, and finally said: "I forgot, it was a long time ago, when the riverbed was still dry, and now there is water." ”
The hot spring calculates, from the dry season to now, at least half a year has passed! This tree has a really high quality of sleep!
He yelled, "No, I want 10 pieces! 1 piece is not enough, I want 10 pieces!"
The hot spring's head was bruised: "What kind of wind do you smoke, it's good to give one leaf, what do you want ten leaves!"
It is very white and there is a (8) according to (Tao) said: "Only ten leaves can be worthy of my hard work! Look, my palms are sweating, and I haven't done it until now!"
He showed his white palm, and sure enough, he was sweating on it. This very white brain circuit is really strange enough, and it makes the hot spring speechless.
The knife tree immediately refused the very white request: "No!
Very white began to bargain: "No! I ask for at least eight tablets!"
"I can't do it! I'll accept you to take five leaves from me at most!"
"Okay!
The conversation between the two guys was so deafening that before she could react, the knife tree began to ask.
"And how are you going to put me to sleep?"
Daozishu looked very white, very white looking at the hot spring, and the hot spring looked at the two of them blankly, how funny the scene was.
This time, it was Shibai's turn to throw the pot on the hot spring: "Hey, hot spring, Mr. Renshu asked you, don't be in a daze!"
Hot Spring was stunned, she stared at Shiba, she resisted the urge to beat people, and finally said, "Can you sing lullabies?"
Shibai shook his head, and the hot spring asked Mr. Tree again, "Mr. Knife Tree, have you ever heard a lullaby?"
Daozishu also shook his head, and when Onsen saw the other party shaking his head, he began to muster up his courage and start singing a lullaby.
"Sleep, sleep, my dear darling..."
"Wow... It's ugly!"
"Really... It's ugly!"
As soon as the hot spring began to sing, she met these two guys and complained about their strength, she always felt that she was okay to sing, at least most of the tones were accurate.
"Don't sing!" said Onsen, puffing out his cheeks and tilting his face to the side.
Since singing lullabies doesn't work, there are other ways to go.
Very white has been in the real world, and he remembers that there is a hypnotic method in the real world, so he uses it.
Very white stood up, twisted his buttocks, turned his neck, and showed ten white fingers. He pointed his finger at the knife tree and moved it into waves, and the words in his mouth were chanting: "You are sleepy now, you are sleepy now, you are sleepy now......"
The hot spring saw a very white method, and she suddenly felt that her way of singing lullabies was amazing!
Very white just chanted the sentence 'you are very sleepy now' for half an hour, but the knife tree was still staring at the big round eyes, and he was getting more and more excited.
The hot spring shouted in disgust: "Your trick won't work, don't be ashamed!"
Very white still went his own way, and he replied to the hot spring: "That's better than you singing!"
Hot Spring was not convinced: "Ha! You have the ability to sing! If you can sing it, it is better than mine, I will give you water to wash your feet for a week!"
Very white put down his wavy fingers and pinched his waist instead, as if he had only painted a compass with white paint.
"Okay, that's what you said, I don't want you to wash my feet, I want you to wash my hair for a week!"
The hot spring puffed up and shouted, "Deal!"
Very white twisted his head, began to squint his eyes, and pretended to sing deeply, the lyrics were still the lyrics of "Sleep baby", but the tone was no longer that key.
That's right! This white guy is out of tune, and it's out of tune so badly that to the ears of the spa, it's just outrageous!
"Can you stop singing! It's so ugly, are you trying to murder me?!"
Very white stunned, he looked at the hot spring incredulously, his singing voice was like heaven, this stupid girl actually said that he sang ugly?
"You actually say that my voice is so good, and it is ugly? Don't bully me if you look at me for nothing!"
Very white also has a temper, and hitting his self-confidence is tantamount to declaring war on him!
"Who bullied you! Your song is ugly, otherwise you let the knife tree judge it!"
The knife tree on the side had already squinted her eyes and fell asleep, and she patted the trunk of the knife tree and woke it up again.
"Mr. Knife Tree, I need you to comment, is the lullaby that very white just now very hard to listen to?"
Knife Tree opened his big misty eyes, yawned in a small cherry mouth, and then became angry again.
"You said you, I'm asleep, why do you have to wake me up! Xiaobai's voice is very good, if it weren't for this sound, I wouldn't be able to sleep! Quick, Xiaobai, sing me another paragraph, it's really comfortable!"
Hot Spring's face was pale, she really couldn't figure out why the taste of these mysterious creatures was so strange!
The very white broken gong voice sounded again, and the sound spread widely by the stream, and the hot springs looked at it, and there were small silverfish with little fingers floating on the stream.
The hot spring rubbed his 24K aluminum alloy dog to look at these small fish, and found that these fish were not dead, but they were asleep, and their little bellies were still panting!
This scene simply completely defeated the three views and sanity of the hot spring!