Chapter 22: I'm Not Leaving
"Brother, your hair is not very soft!" Very white squatted on the inside of the iron prison, staring at the cigarette on the back of the food delivery, and began to talk nonsense in his mouth.
Orange spots and macular spots know how much the cigarette hedgehog community values their cigarettes.
They once thought that if they could invent a set of cigarette hair masks, which could not only hydrate cigarettes, but also solve scalp problems, it would be a limitless amount of money.
But unfortunately, they have no business mind, but no business skills. Until... A very white appearance with beautiful hair that can blind other people's 24K pure gold dog eyes!
A cigarette is the equivalent of a cigarette hedgehog's hair. Long cigarettes with few cigarettes mean baldness, and long cigarette wilting means dry, split ends, and dandruff.
The cigarette hedgehog who delivered the meal carried a large plate with two small plates on the large plate, and a smaller bowl in each of the small plates.
One smaller bowl contained white liquid food, and the other a pile of stinking sludge.
The white liquid food is for the very white, and the stinky sludge is for the dogs, birds, and ducks.
When the cigarette hedgehog who delivered the meal heard the very white words, it immediately stopped and looked at him with a very respectful look.
"I do feel like my cigarettes aren't energizing enough, lately, they seem to be very greasy, and I don't know why. ”
Very white originally wanted to talk about how to take care of his hair, but when he saw white food, his thoughts immediately drifted away.
"Quick, give me food, I'm starving!"
Orange Spot and Macular Spot kept giving very white eyes, so he hurried to get down to business, seeing that this very white was only interested in white food, Macular and Orange Spot had to assist.
The yellow spot said with a smile: "I used to read the Prairie Morning Post, and I wrote about the reason for my greasy hair. It seems to be because... Caused by the exuberant secretion of sebaceous glands. But the specific treatment... I seem to have forgotten... However, the white two-legged beast looks quite mysterious, and maybe he will know how to take care of his hair, and you can see how smooth and smooth his hair is. ”
While talking, the macula gave very white a desperate look, and at the same time channeled the 'flames of war' to very white.
Very white hair is white, soft and shiny, and indeed very good hair. The cigarette hedgehog who delivered the meal was reminded by the macula, and it looked at it very white seriously, and the more it looked, the more envious it became.
"Big brother, how do you maintain it? Can you tell me the secret recipe? Look, I'm almost bald, you can help me!"
As soon as Shibaek heard someone say about his hair, the top of his head started to itch again, so the guy started scratching his hair frantically again. However, pulling his hair so violently, he didn't lose a single strand of hair!
The cigarette hedgehog was even more envious!
"Hey, hey, why is this hair so soft, tell me, I can find a way to get you out of prison!"
This sentence successfully attracted the attention of very white. Just when the macula and orange spots were secretly happy, the very white girl didn't know which nerve was wrong, and actually criticized the cigarette hedgehog who delivered the meal in a stern manner.
"How can you do this! Don't you even want the honor and rules of the clan for the sake of your hair? I'm so disappointed in you!"
"I once went to a mysterious world called Earth," Shibai turned on the speech mode, "that world, especially principled. Crimes such as bribery and embezzlement are punishable by jail and shooting!"
"I hope you can inherit such a tradition very well, have zero tolerance for unspoken rules, and uphold the law more than anything else, so that you can afford the glorious title of 'Trendsetter of the Times'!"
Shibai felt that his eloquence was simply bursting, he should really read this passage to the hot spring, he felt that the hot spring would definitely praise him!
The faces of the yellow spots and orange spots are ugly, they are really blood mold for eight lifetimes, and they would cooperate with such an unreliable guy!
In order to make his escape plan go smoothly, Orange Spot had to bite the bullet and say, "Actually, I know how to maintain it." If... Can you let us out, I can show you this maintenance method!"
The cigarette hedgehog has always been very simple about what he is obsessed with, and when he heard the maintenance method, he immediately left it very white and began to actively move closer to the orange spot.
"The secret to my shiny hair is that I often roll in the mud. The mud has a lot of nutrients, and when I roll, the mud adheres to my fur, which invisibly takes care of my whole body and puts on a mask. ”
In the dog-finch duck group, only those who have the conditions can roll in the nutrient-rich muddy ground, while the dogs and ducks with average living conditions can only find a small ditch, bury their heads in it, and then suck the snail with their nostrils.
The snails will crawl and crawl on their ducks' faces, and the mucus secreted will help to maintain their youth and beauty forever.
The cigarette hedgehog who delivered the meal immediately said: "If you can solve the problem of our cigarettes being scarce and gradually balding, you will be the hero of the cigarette hedgehog! We will not only release you unconditionally, but also build a statue for you, write poems to praise you, and your deeds and faces will appear in the textbooks of every little cigarette hedgehog!"
Orange and Yellow Spots are very excited, and their duck life is about to come!
"Okay! No problem! I will customize a set of cigarette cultivation manuals for you, so that you can shine every day!"
"But there are a lot of ingredients for my maintenance secret that I need to pick myself," he said, looking at the cages around him, and said meaningfully, "I'm afraid that if you lock us up here, you will never get what you want!"
The cigarette hedgehog who delivered the meal immediately dropped the big plate in his hand and said expectantly: "I'll report the situation to our super king, and wait patiently!"
After that, the cigarette hedgehog left here!
Very white was happily eating with his small bowl, orange spots and yellow spots were smiling, and began to talk to very white about the deal.
"In vain, we're going to leave this place, do you want to leave? As long as you pay a little money, we can take you out of here together!"
Very white and comfortable to take a sip of white food, he squinted his eyes and said in enjoyment: "You go yours, don't worry about me." ”
The two dogs and ducks were surprised: "Aren't you leaving?"
Shibai said firmly: "I'm not leaving, I've rethought about it, and if I think about it, I still have to wait for the hot springs to save me." I don't want her to come and find me!"