1123 Capsized in the gutter
After a small half-month desert journey, everyone's physical fitness has almost reached the limit, so the hotel in Annan County has become the best place to renovate.
But for three days in a row, Xia Buer didn't do anything serious, studied the climate and space cracks in the morning, went to Zhu Xueyan at noon to catch up, played cards and swam in the afternoon, and talked to the girls everywhere in the evening.
The big guy didn't know what he thought, it seemed that he suddenly stopped and started his vacation, and the news of the new corpse clan was not investigated, let alone the next plan of action, and when someone asked him, he said what was in a hurry, which almost made everyone scratch their heads.
"Playing cards! You're not Qiu Xiaosi, you can see through your eyes......"
Chu Qin sat behind the mahjong table very domineeringly, stepping on the bench with a cigarette in his mouth, Angela and Da Qiao's little faces were green, although they were not gambling on gold and silver jewelry, but they were the most valuable cosmetics and skin care products.
"Sister Qin, your favorite chicken, hurry up and take a bite......"
Lu Chengran smiled and played one by one, but Chu Qin picked up a card without looking at it, and suddenly slapped it on the table with another one, and laughed loudly: "Haha~ I only eat my own chicken, Anqi! Now all your skin care products are mine!"
Angela shouted angrily: "We bet on underwear, whether it is new or old, I can't believe that I can't win you!"
"Okay! I'll let you go bare-bottomed today......"
Chu Qin flicked the cigarette butt and laughed contemptuously, in fact, the most unpleasant thing for her was Angela, Angela also had a prejudice against her, the two girls were not to be outdone, Xia Buer slipped away early and went to play cards next door.
"Haha~ Take it off......"
Dahua threw the three big spikes on the coffee table, and the crowded room immediately burst into cheers, not only did the red demon Ji and Qiu Xiaosi jump on the sofa and clap their hands, but even the cigarette girl and the flower demon shouted excitedly: "Take it off quickly, don't play tricks!"
"You still dare to say that your name is Chuan Xiaowang, I think you are Wang Wang......
Xia Buer looked at Xia Lichuan with a sad face, and threw the three Xiaosi in his hand on the table.
Whoever loses will take off a piece of clothing, but he has already lost to the bare shoulders, and Xia Lichuan, who is partnered with him, has only lost shorts and vests, and he must not let her take them off anymore.
"Take off, what are you afraid of, a big man, we may not lose if we have a bet......"
Xia Lichuan slapped the table violently, and all the gambling genes of the old Chen family broke out, and Xia Buer could only sigh and take off his trousers.
The red demon queen immediately came over with a squint, but immediately shouted: "You stinky and shameless, you actually wear autumn pants on a hot day!"
"Cut~ I can't have cold legs......"
Xia Buji proudly threw down his trousers, but Dahua smiled evilly: "I see you still wear big pants inside, but no matter how many pairs of underwear you wear today, I will let you walk the bird on the spot, the Hong Kong and Macao long-distance poker king in my province is not in vain!"
"Little second son, are you ashamed, you lose your daughter like this......"
A mockery suddenly came from behind, Xia Buer and the others looked back in surprise, and actually saw Chen Guangda and Wang Dafu walking side by side, obviously just arriving.
Xia Lichuan immediately jumped up and said in surprise: "Dad, why did you come so fast, we thought it would take a week!"
"The large army has been operating for more than a week, and our team has slipped over alone......"
Chen Guangda walked to the crowd and looked left and right, and immediately someone gave them a seat, Chen Guangda sat directly opposite the Ferrari, and said with a smile: "Yo ~ Big flower! Is this little supercar your new car, the lights are very luxurious, let's play two together!"
Ferrari smiled with a reserved smile on his legs: "Don't get me wrong, Sister Mingzhu is rubbing hemp next door, I am temporarily paired with Brother Hua, I am a newcomer under Sister Chu Qin, my name is Lu Hanrui!"
"Hello newcomer, uncle likes newcomer the most......"
Chen Guang smiled and nodded, but Dahua hurriedly got up and said, "Since Uncle Guang is here, let's hurry up and get down to business, the cards can be played at any time, you guys hurry up and clean up the conference room, and make tea!"
Chen Guangda said angrily: "What are you anxious about, I'm afraid that I will rob your car and drive, my daughter has let you get out like this, I, the father, can't earn back face for her, sit down and continue to play!"
Xia Buer also smiled and said, "My master and they have just arrived, it's not too late to relax and talk about business, quickly bring over the ice water and cigars, and the girls will help them wipe their faces!"
"Whoever loses will drive......"
Not to be outdone, Dahua rolled up her sleeves, but Chen Guangda's face changed as soon as he began to shuffle the cards, and Lu Hanrui also sat up straight with some nervousness.
Chen Guangda smiled and said: "Boy, you can only deceive Xia Xiaoer with this kind of trick, but uncle will not bully you today, I will put the cards into a stack, let the girls report three numbers to choose the cards, and then open the cards together after placing the bet?"
"What do you mean, has this card been tampered with......"
Xia Lichuan stared at the playing cards suspiciously, but Wang Dafu smiled and said: "This is a magic playing card, and it is made on the back with a subtle mark on the back of the factory, and those who don't understand it can't see it, but those who know how to distinguish it are easy to distinguish, and the top one is the old K!"
"Damn! you fucking ......"
Xia Buer pointed at Dahua angrily, and Dahua smiled awkwardly: "Who makes everyone want to see you walk the birds, but your master's play is purely based on luck, and the victory or defeat is five or five!"
"Come on, you two girls count ......."
Chen Guangda lit a big cigar in a grand manner, Xia Lichuan immediately leaned over with Lu Hanrui, but the poker was put into a stack, and only the top one could be seen The old K, and I am afraid that even Qiu Xiaosi can't see what card is below.
"One-six-nine!"
Lu Hanrui reported the numbers very decisively, Xia Lichuan glanced back at her father, thought about it and said, "I'll have a set of big numbers, sixteen! twenty-eight and the last one, let's start!"
"Uncle Guang, I'll save you face......"
Dahua rubbed his hands and was about to bet, but Chen Guangda waved his hand and said: "You don't have to give me face, I Chen Guangda dare to bet on my life and am you afraid of making a fool of yourself, if I lose, I will run naked with Xiao Er, and the same will be true for the two of you, but Xiao Han can keep a pair of underwear!"
"Brother Hua!"
Lu Hanrui grabbed Dahua quite nervously, Chen Guangda played so big as soon as she came up, she had no excuse not to take off her clothes, but Dahua said fiercely: "Who is afraid of whom, anyway, we are five or five open, if you lose, I will run naked with you, open the cards!"
"I'll open it! I'm the fairest, Xiaosi can be the overseer......"
The flower demon squatted beside the coffee table, and everyone held their breath and widened their eyes, quite a taste of watching the battle of the century.
"Old K!"
The flower demon turned over the first card and it was really the old K, which was already very big in the loose cards of the fried golden flower, and it is estimated that Lu Hanrui also held the idea that everyone was a loose card, and directly chose the first card that could be determined.
"Two, three, four......"
Everyone counted the order of the playing cards together, and when they counted the sixth card, the flower demon turned it over, and the big flower and Lu Hanrui immediately swallowed and spit, this time they actually turned out a poor little three, and the suit of the previous card was not the same.
“K!K!K……”
Lu Hanrui clenched her fists and kept shouting, a woman like her didn't care who she slept with, but it didn't mean that she was willing to run naked without value.
"Haha~ Old K ......"
Dahua suddenly waved his arms high, and the third card actually turned over an old K, a pair of Ks is already the best combination at present, and Xia Lichuan looked at her father and said: "Dad! I'm very lucky today, you can't blame me for losing!"
"A pair of little Ks want to win me, it's not so easy to ......"
Chen Guangda was smoking a cigar, and they began to get nervous again, and they always felt that there was something in Chen Guangda's treacherous smile.
Sure enough, Xia Lichuan's card came up with a red heart A, which made them hold their breath at once, staring at the action of the flower demon and not daring to blink, but when the second card was turned over, the two of them were in a cold sweat and came out, and it was actually a red heart K of the same suit.
Dahua hurriedly said: "Uncle Guang, you won't be a good man, it's not glorious to bully future generations!"
Chen Guang laughed and said: "I can let you cut the cards now, but if I win, this headlight supercar will be opened by me, and you don't have to run naked, how about it?"
"Where are the headlights supercar......"
The flower demon looked at Chen Guangda, and everyone immediately burst into laughter, everyone knew that the headlight supercar refers to Lu Hanrui, most of the men here want to try the performance of her car, after all, only women and machines can make men's blood boil.
"Brother Hua, cut the cards, it's too shameless for you to run naked......"
Lu Hanrui hurriedly pushed the big flower, and there was a strange light in her eyes, cutting cards is a must-win situation for her, she doesn't have to run naked if she wins, and if she loses, she can be Xia Buer's little master, I'm afraid she expects herself to lose more.
Crazy Six hurriedly said: "Hanako, don't cut it, our brother's Ferrari can't let others drive away, and when Uncle Guang finishes driving, it will become a scrapped car!"
"You're light, you walk the birds with me......"
Dahua gritted her teeth and glared at him, there are hundreds of men and women in this room, once he walks the birds, he will have no face at all, saying that letting Xia Buer walk the birds is just a joke between brothers, but Chen Guangda is real.
So he picked up the poker on the table and cut it a few times, then put it back heavily and said: "Open the cards, if you lose, I will be convinced!"
The room immediately quieted down, and everyone stretched out their heads and widened their eyes, but Chen Guangda took the hand of the flower demon, pressed it on the playing card and said with a smile: "Little flower! Uncle believes in your luck, the card doesn't need to be big, just help your uncle open a flush, come on!"
"No, I want to see my second brother walk the birds......"
The flower demon pushed him away very stubbornly, and the angry Xia Buer almost died on the spot, and then he saw the flower demon grab all the cards, turn them over and slap them on the table, and the last card Xia Lichuan picked was the last one.
"Suited!Suited!Suited......"
Xia Buer stared at his eyes and shouted, the hand of the flower demon was like an open cup, and slowly moved away from the playing cards, and when the last card slowly appeared, everyone immediately broke out into a huge exclamation.
"Excuse me! Straight flush ......"
Chen Guang laughed and blinked, Dahua fainted directly on the sofa, the last card is not only a flush, but also a queen of hearts that can form a straight flush.
Crazy Six beat his chest and wailed: "Don't cut you, don't cut you, Ferrari will let people run away!"
"Xiaohan, wash up at night and wait for uncle ......"
Chen Guangda stood up coquettishly, Lu Hanrui bit her red lip with a blushing face, and nodded very obediently.
"General, come and help us, we've lost all ......."
Da Qiao suddenly ran in shyly, with only a big bath towel wrapped around his body, Xia Buer immediately asked in shock: "You guys also take off your clothes, won't you even lose all your underwear?"
Da Qiao wanted to cry and said without tears: "Let your wife win away, don't leave us with the underwear, Anqi is still squatting in the house and doesn't dare to come out!"
"Dare to bully my daughter, it's against her......"
Chen Guang dragged Da Qiao away aggressively, Xia Buer didn't dare to show his head in this kind of battle, but before he arrived for half an hour, the flower demon suddenly shouted excitedly: "Second brother, your master is running naked! hahaha......"