Chapter 51: Dividing the Muscles and Wrong Hands
Anyone who gets a shop for free will have to die, and I am naturally happy, Yi Li Jueluo said no more, she quietly went into the alley, like a dandelion that is fleeting in the wind.
This half-breed is so mysterious, and I can't help frowning when I think about it, did she plan to give me this shop in the first place?
Suddenly I had a feeling of great fear, and I peeked into the alley, where Elijuoro had come to an end, and she was parked there against the wall, her incomparably beautiful face gently raised, looking at the moonlight through the sky between the buildings, like a charming vampire.
I was a little impressed, then shook my head and walked away, going straight to the Century Internet Cafe. This is the time when the gangsters are most active, and the streets are full of motorcycles. Naturally, there are a lot of people in the Century Internet Cafe, and I searched for several minutes to find the red hair, who was actually watching AV and didn't care about the eyes of the people around him.
I patted him, and when he turned his head, anger had risen between his eyebrows, and when he saw me, he disappeared.
"What are you looking for me?" said in a deep voice, and I said to take a step to speak, and he walked away with me, leaving others to talk about.
When I walked to a place where there were few people, I asked him, "I heard that you were beaten badly by the Son of Heaven Garden." Hongmao's face was a little ugly: "There are many of them, they say that they are Tianzi Garden, but in fact, the hooligans around Tianzi Garden think that they are from Tianzi Garden, and the number of people is twice as large as ours, can they beat it?"
It's a lot of people, it's really hard to do, but there aren't a few thugs who can do it all at once.
I groaned, and the red fur asked in a low voice, "Did Elijueluo ask you to help?"
I said yes, and he asked Elijueluo what he had to do with me. I'm also curious about what he has to do with Elijueluo. I said, "How did you know Elijueluo?" He was a little admired: "I received a notice that I want to listen to her orders, and I guess she is the king's woman." ”
The corners of my mouth crooked: "The notice given to you by the king? What if it is a notice given to you by a beggar on the side of the road?"
Changfeng Street also has a cult of personality. I won't ask questions, the focus still has to be on Tianziyuan.
"Is there any other problem besides the number of people?" I asked, and Redfur shook his head, "It's just that the number of people is too different...... By the way, that wolf tooth boasted that his boss knew the rich second-generation son, I don't know if it's true. ”
If you know, you know, I don't believe that anyone is richer than Elijueluo. I'll leave, I have to plan this thing well, otherwise it will be really hard to fight.
When I got home, it was almost dark, and as soon as I came back, Xiaoxue hugged me and happily invited credit: "Uncle, I've grown taller again!"
I was stunned, and her small mouth curled: "Sister Tang measured me just now, and it is five centimeters taller." ”
I rolled my eyes: "Don't lie." She was immediately aggrieved: "It's five centimeters, my mother didn't give me such a high amount last time." ”
I was stunned, inexplicably sad in my heart, it has been so long, it's no wonder that I don't grow five centimeters tall.
"Okay, the snow is getting higher and more beautiful. I pinched her nose and praised her, she was a little ashamed: "I look very similar to my mother, I remember my mother's appearance every day when I look at myself." ”
I couldn't help but chuckle, looking at her face, it was really very similar to the senior sister, especially the eyes were almost identical, which made me a little dazed.
"Uncle, when will I get my mother back?" Xiaoxue asked again, and a momentum rose in my heart again: "Xiaoxue, give my uncle two years, and my uncle will definitely find your mother." ”
She panicked when she saw my solemn appearance: "Uncle, I'm not in a hurry, I can do it anytime." ”
I don't say much, two years is two years!
I spent the night in reverie, the next day at dawn I ran to the pig farm, it's useless to think too much, if you want to get back the senior sister, at least I have to have the ability to confront my family, to confront my family, I have to have capital, now I have to have capital.
I came early to clean up, and the old man was quite surprised: "The pigs got up before they got up, and they were stimulated?"
I said don't laugh at me, I'm going to finish my work here sooner and do something else. He laughed strangely: "Cannon?"
I twitched, and then I thought to myself, why didn't I ask him for his opinion? I said I would like to ask you a question, and he put his hands behind his back and had a chivalrous demeanor: "Do you want to learn kung fu again?"
Who wants to learn his kung fu, splitting a pigpen hurts. I said that I would not learn kung fu for the time being, and I wanted to ask how to outnumber.
The old man looked at me with a smile, and seemed to recall the year in a hurry: "Outnumbered, I think it was tragic for me to fight five people by myself back then." ”
If he recalled, he would have to talk at length, and I immediately interrupted his recollection: "What if 50 people fight 100 people?"
The old man's face was a little proud: "Haven't you heard of a saying? Capture the thief first and capture the king first, and scold the mother before scolding, what you are talking about is to be outnumbered." ”
This is unreliable, it's not an ancient war, modern people scold people first scolding their mothers is absolutely forcing the opponent's combat power to explode, if I go to the boss of the garden all day, he is estimated to be the whole family.
"Deputy factory director, your trick is not good, now that you cripple the boss, he will definitely explode in anger, and all the staff are like chicken blood, I will talk nonsense?"
The old man smiled and said nothing, and I looked at him modestly, and he shook his head: "Because you are not afraid of him, if he thinks that he will die at any time if he works against you......"
I had some doubts in my heart, and the old man's eyes immediately sharpened: "Let him think that if he provokes you, you will die, this is the real scolding first scolding mother." ”
I felt that I was suppressed by him, and then I felt that I was bluffed by him, I said that we were originally the weak party, and the other party was not afraid of us, how could you think that if you provoke us, you will die?
The old man's palm lightly grasped the pigpen as if to crush it: "Do you know how much force it takes to pinch a person's throat?"
I moved my throat and said I hadn't studied it. The old man glanced at me: "Adult fingers are enough to pinch a person's throat, and even grab the throat and pull it out, you try it yourself." ”
I don't know what he said he was doing, but I tried anyway, and the five fingers fumbled and pinched his throat slowly, but who would dare to use this Nima.
I couldn't cry or laugh, and the old man sighed: "You can't learn it, this is a long-lost misaligned muscle, I used this trick to scare people out of urine, and it was uncomfortable to be grabbed by the throat." ”
Too many handfuls of pulling, splitting the muscles and bones? Obviously, it is just pinching the throat. I pouted, and the old man immediately became obscene: "The muscles and bones are divided into upper and lower styles, the upper style pinches the throat, the lower style grabs the cock, and the hand is perfected until the throat is broken, and the claw moves the cock away, this is the first in the world, you think about it." ”
Fuck, I'm going to squirt, okay. I said thank you, teach me such a kung fu, he said no thanks, and let me practice with the pig, when can I give the pig whip to the wrong bones, I will practice almost.
I didn't know what to say, I could only listen to his noise. As soon as noon passed, I ran away, and the old man waved at me: "Young man, remember not to be evil, only pinch your throat and not cut your throat, this is the rule of the rivers and lakes, and those who violate it will be punished by heaven." ”
The old man looked at me like a fool: "You've watched too much TV, and if you cut your throat, of course you will enter the yamen, you don't know this?"
Fuck your mom next door.
I ran back to take a shower, and then rushed to Changfeng Street, I still don't have a good way to deal with Tianzi Garden, it seems that I have to investigate first.
I went to look for the red hair, but he was not there, and others said that he had been up all night last night and still hasn't gotten up yet.
I thought about it and had to go to Tianzi Garden alone, anyway, it was a park, so I thought it was going to play.
Halfway through, I suddenly saw Elijueluo, squatting in the door of an alley, not knowing what she was doing. This guy is elusive, and it's hard to figure out, is it there to bury mines and blow up cow dung?
I walked over lightly, trying to scare her, but she actually meowed, so gentle and sweet, I almost squirted, meow~?
She was indeed meowing, I came behind her and she didn't find it, still meowing, I looked at it, a stray cat was licking her fingers, and she handed the melon seeds to the cat's mouth: "Meow~~, eat, it's delicious." ”
My old face twitched a little, and then I thought that she must not want me to find out, so I slipped away cautiously, but this way the cat was alarmed, and the cat ran into the alley at once, and Elijue Luo stood up with a bang, and when she saw me, her eyes blinked twice like stars.
I laughed dryly: "Ouch, this is not an old man." She looked so strange that I can't put it into words, and then she turned her face away and was silent for a while before returning to her normal complexion: "Where are you going?"