Chapter 15: I'm sorry...... My name is**
Bai Ye's politics are not bad, he can only say that he is not excellent, writing and writing, Bai Ye suddenly felt a rumbling stomach, and he had a feeling of tenesmus!
"Finish the calf, diarrhea!"
Thinking of this, Bai Ye hurriedly raised his hand, and the young woman just now saw Bai Ye raise her hand, with a cold face, and walked forward: "What's wrong?"
Bai Ye covered his stomach: "I ate something bad, I have diarrhea...... I want to go to the toilet. ”
When the female teacher heard this, she couldn't help but be stunned, go to the toilet?
There is no rule that you are not allowed to go to the toilet for the graduate school entrance examination, but generally when you go to the toilet, the invigilator will stare at it.
But there are male teachers here and there!
Thinking of this, the woman said, "You wait......"
After that, I went to the corridor to see if there was a male teacher.
Bai Ye's face changed, and he said, "No...... Teacher, I can't hold back ......"
The woman was about to say something, but she saw Bai Ye about to go out. Suddenly, I couldn't help but scold: "Stop!"
Bai Ye looked at the woman with a painful face: "I really can't hold it back, I'm about to come out......!"
The woman secretly scolded Bai Ye a thousand times: "I'll go with you!"
Suddenly, the people in the examination room were stunned.
The female teacher followed?
Bai Ye couldn't bear it so much, he ran directly towards the toilet, and said in his mouth: "Okay, okay, okay!
The woman's face was red, but she couldn't swear, how could she meet this kind of person as a teacher: "Perverted! Hooligans! Stinky and shameless ......"
The woman stood at the door of the toilet, and Bai Ye rushed in, with a thunderclap, and it was a refreshment...... Bai Ye let out a sigh of relief, so refreshing......
However, when he got up to flush the water, Bai Ye accidentally knocked over the garbage bin that threw paper!
A mobile phone actually slipped out of the trash.
Bai Ye was stunned, I'm Cao?
Cell phone!
Suddenly, Bai Ye thought that this pit seemed to be next door to him when he had diarrhea just now,
The person next door to me just now is no wonder that he is still tinkering with things here after the exam, it turns out that he hid his mobile phone here, is it ......
Cheat!?
But...... I watched the water in the pit rush up and down, and there were some unbelievable things mixed in......
It's disgusting!
Bai Ye rushed again, and the phone was also washed over and over by the water......
This phone shouldn't be usable even if you pick it up...... Bai Ye was embarrassed, and he had no interest in picking it up and checking it at all!
Do not cheat...... Bai Ye couldn't control it.
If it's really cheating......
Okay, if I do it, who made me the successor of socialism......? Well, it should!
If you don't cheat? Your sister, why don't you put your phone here?
Do you think that this place is a collection of the essence of heaven and earth, the sun and the moon, which is suitable for the growth and development of mobile phones?
Ah......h
And the woman standing at the door happened to hear Bai Ye's voice, and she was so disgusted that she almost vomited.
After Bai Ye came out, he washed his hands, looked at the disgusting female teacher who was covering her nose and mouth, and smiled embarrassedly and apologized.
But who can control this kind of thing!
After Bai Ye went back, he continued to start doing the questions, fortunately, the political questions were not too difficult, and Bai Ye did them very quickly, but after more than 40 minutes, after Bai Ye finished the multiple-choice questions, he began to gurt in his stomach again, this sound is very loud!
The people around were staring at this poor hapless boy with sympathy.
But it was not only Bai Ye whose face changed, but also the young and beautiful female teacher......
This time, the two tacitly agreed......
Bai Ye was very pitiful, but ...... In a corner of the toilet, someone is even more pitiful! The man looked pitifully at the meat-stained mobile phone in the pit......
After hesitating for a long time, I finally made this decision...... I ignore what others say...... As long as you're just as sure......
He picked it up anyway, but ...... Nima can't turn on the machine!
What does it mean to cry without tears......
What is called every day......
………………
And the classroom where our party Bai Ye is
…… After another 20 minutes, the sound of gurgling was remembered in the classroom, Bai Ye was very conscious this time, and the female teacher was also very cooperative......
Fourth ......
Bai Ye was about to collapse, and the female teacher was not surprised......
After coming back, Bai Ye sat on the stool like a prostration, and finally finished writing his name.
The good thing is that it is political......
Bai Ye's face was very bad, but the fat man didn't know about it, because this guy was asleep...... Asleep......
This is a man with a big heart......
And the female teacher began to gloat in her heart at this time, cough cough, Sun Qiaoyue, you can't be like this, pay attention to your image, you can't laugh!
Hahahaha......
After the exam, she still couldn't hold back, hahaha laughed, staring at Bai Ye's eyes and stopping to speak, with a smile in her eyes.
Bai Ye glanced at the female teacher with resentment and sighed.
What happens to you in an exam?
Looking at the sleepy-eyed fat man, Bai Ye felt that sometimes, it was good to have no heart and lungs......
"Yezi, what's wrong, are you hungry? Go to eat, this graduate school entrance examination is really tired, I can't be sleepy when I come up." ”
"How's you doing, leaf?"
"Hey, why are the people around me looking at the two of us? I'm Cao, it's because I've been handsome lately, fat brother?"
Bai Ye silently walked to the front, with the fat man, he had been treated as a zz more than once......
At noon, Bai Ye drank a bottle of pulse, and did not eat much, after diarrhea, it would cause electrolyte disorders, and pulsation was still very effective for this.
After drinking some more porridge, I feel like I've recovered a lot. At noon, his stomach was not uncomfortable, and Bai Ye breathed a sigh of relief......
It's also drunk to be able to encounter such a thing in the exam......
At noon, Bai Ye slept tired for a while, and after waking up, he carefully checked his belongings, and after confirming them ten times, he finally walked to the classroom.
Seeing the woman checking at the door, Bai Ye smiled hard and took out his ID card and admission ticket.
The woman didn't have the same malice as she did at the beginning, and she knew that Bai Ye didn't mean it......
"You didn't eat anything bad at noon, did you?" said the woman casually.
Bai Ye shook his head with a wry smile: "It's okay......"