Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Head of the Snake

The leaflet says something you can't understand at all, and there are a lot of pictures on it, but it's all strange birds.

These little birds have teeth, and their teeth are very sharp, flashing with a pair of cute big eyes, grinning at the camera with a fierce and cruel expression.

Each bird has a large list of Mars symbols on its belly, and the hot springs don't know what that means.

Oh, and these little birds have no hair on their bellies, and their little paws and wings are golden. If the Creature Illustrated Book isn't dormant, you can let Cuihua find out what kind of creature it is.

Hot Spring walked back with this thin piece of paper, sighing as she walked, she touched her belly, and this unhappy stomach 'growled' again.

There are a lot of bamboos in Yushan, and when the hot spring goes down the mountain, I saw a lot of fresh bamboo shoots, but unfortunately eating raw bamboo shoots is not very good for the body, and the hot spring has no fire, so I can only make this decision.

The hot spring climbed up the stone platform, and with all the strength of his body, the whole person jumped onto a piece of wet soil.

The bamboo forest is very quiet, the ground is covered with thick yellowed dead leaves, and a little sunlight leaks in, and the dappled brilliance is like a lazy mood for an afternoon nap. She walked deeper into the bamboo forest, and when she saw a piece of bamboo shoots exposed, she ran over and dug it out with both hands.

The bamboo shoot had just been half pulled out, and when she heard the bamboo beside her make a 'poof' sound, she turned her head to look at the bamboo beside her, her eyes were full of green, and she didn't see anything strange.

"There won't be snakes, will they?"

Onsen stood up and looked around vigilantly, and the low sound of 'poof' sounded again, as if it was in the onsen's ears.

Hot Spring's heart is straight hairy, don't play with it, this thing is burrowing into her clothes? Hot Spring can feel her back itching, as if there is something furry crawling in her clothes.

Onsen stood motionless, waiting for the furry thing to crawl out of her collar, a layer of cold sweat on her body, and she was even careful to breathe.

The furry unknown creature burrowed through the pant of the hot spring, crawled all the way to her back, then all the way up, down the backbone to the back of her neck, and finally out of the collar.

In the corner of her hot spring eye, she could see a fluffy green mass, but she didn't see her facial features and limbs, and she felt that the other party was about the size of a ping-pong ball, and the weight was very light, as heavy as an egg.

The 'egg' crawled down the neck of the hot spring up her earlobe and from the earlobe to her face.

The hot spring held back his breath, closed his eyes, and raised his hand fiercely to brush it towards his mouth. Her strength was very strong, and she only heard a 'snap', and half of her cheeks were red and swollen from her own beating.

A small, green, fluffy thing stuck to Onsen's hand, and Onsen was startled and hurriedly shook off the green thing.

With a 'grunt', the round green object rolled around the ground a few times, and suddenly, it was covered in fallen leaves.

Hot Spring looked at the mass with disgust, and she wondered: Do you want to make up for it again? That slap didn't seem to kill it just now.

As the hot spring silently walked towards it, the little green thing began to move, which successfully stopped the hot spring.

Out of the pile of fuzz came a pair of small claws about the thickness of a pencil lead, and those little claws began to pull at the clump of hair. After regular grooming, a pair of eyes curved like a crescent moon were revealed, followed by a small pink nose, and finally, a blood-red, teared mouth like a rip girl.

The mouth took up two-thirds of the entire little face, and if it weren't for its small size, it would have been weird and bloody.

The creature had no legs, only a front paw as black as a pencil lead, and it grinned and staggered towards the hot spring, its blood-red and chapped mouth raising a strange smile, a scene that made the always bold hot springs cry out that they couldn't stand it.

"You, what are you? If you don't speak, I'm going to step on you! I'll step down, and I'll tell you if I'm either dead or mutilated!"

The fluffy 'ball' didn't stop bouncing, it didn't jump towards the hot spring, but towards a ball of paper under a bamboo. That paper ball is the propaganda leaflet of the mysterious world.

Its little paws unfolded the paper ball, straightened it again, and pointed to the bird's belly and said to the hot spring, "Do you want to get this permit?"

"Huh?"

"Let me ask you, do you want to get a certificate? I can give you all the certificates above!"

The heart of the hot spring is roaring wildly, why are there all over the world with certificates? Is this really the strongest advertisement in the world?

In fact, the hot springs are wrong, and the mere "permit" cannot become the climate, and the "permit" plus the "sewer" is the strongest small advertisement in the world!

"You're licensed? What kind of bureau are you?"

"Oh, I'm not an employee there, but I can do a lot more than they do!"

Next, this green gadget began to introduce its business, and by the way, Crazy Amway Spa bought a set meal from it, and said that if you buy a package now, you can give away a limited edition snakeskin for free.

When it said snakeskin, it deliberately exposed its own tail the size of a small thumb to prove that it was really its absolute real snakeskin!

"I will do all kinds of certificates, such as Alzheimer's certificate, child and grandchild loss certificate, epilepsy certificate... Not only that, but I'm also good at all kinds of tricks, and when I go underground, I'm a little expert at sewers, and when I go to the ceiling, I'm a little master of rat repellents..."

"I also put on all kinds of masks, like lip masks, nail films, corneas... I can post them all, and I can do all kinds of entertainment and improvisation... A lot of performance agencies asked me to go to the platform, and I didn't pay attention to them!"

"The most important thing is that I like a relaxed and free life, I am not only versatile, but also have an absolute pursuit of spirituality......"

"How about it, are you excited? It's better to act than to move, the price is broken, as long as 998, 998 you can't buy a loss, you can't buy a fool......"

This green elf puts on a hard show, which makes the hot spring feel embarrassed not to buy its things.

"Uh... Can you give me a detailed description of the certificate on the paper you mentioned?" "After all, the hot spring is still concerned about whether she can go to Wanjie Mountain, and her hope of going home is there.

The green elf, visibly excited, heard Hot Springs say this, and slipped to the hot spring's feet, holding her upper with its little black paws.

"Are you willing to apply for my permit? Are you really willing to apply for my permit?"

"I just want to hear from you, and if all aspects are reasonable and fair, I am willing to make an order with you. ”

When the green elf heard this, he immediately danced a messy dance on the upper of the hot spring.

When it was done excited, he spread out the piece of paper and began to point to the symbol on the bird's belly to explain.

"This certificate can carry local specialties, this certificate is used to change the shape in other territories, this certificate is a toilet pass, and this certificate is a birth permit in other territories......"

Hot Springs heard a lot of strange documents, and in the real world, all she saw were birth certificates, real estate certificates, student certificates, health certificates, death certificates... For Mao to come here, do you need a certificate for changing styles?

"That's... That one... How do I get a passport?"

The green elf was asked, "What is a passport?"

After thinking about it, the term seemed to be only in the real world, and she explained: "It's just... I'm going to go somewhere else, I'm going to pass through that hut down the mountain, what documents do I need?"

"Oh, that doesn't require ID, just your photo in that database. ”

Hot Spring's eyes widened, and she suddenly... I don't know how to answer!