Chapter 1312: Lao Tzu leads the thunder talisman, and the saint swallows the gloomy grass alive
Xu Fu is an absolute demon, otherwise it would be impossible to do the first fraud case that can be passed down through the ages!
Only the freaks among the absolute freaks can have a whim and poke at the emperor's heart - the short board!
Is Qin Wang Yingzheng a bad pen? Obviously not......
At that time, Guiguzi was already famous all over the world, and its ability to dominate the world may have been unparalleled!
Who is Lao Tzu? The mining advance team sent by the Sulan Interstellar Alliance, the first mate of the Storm Excavator Brigade!
Lao Tzu was also recruited, and he was infected by a super virus and couldn't live or die, and he was mixed up in the era of the Seven Kingdoms, and he was even named a "Confucian Sage".
Liu Shibai frowned, he felt strange and puzzled, why is it a Confucian saint?
But the strange thing is that these two legendary figures, Qin Shi Huang Yingzheng didn't even look at each other, why?
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Looking through all the literature in his mind, Liu Shibai was surprised to find that the first mate of the mining machine, Lao Tzu, definitely had his reason to carry a purple qi from the east!
Lao Tzu's whole life has recorded that he is reserved and self-disciplined, and there are many disciples.
But it's so reserved that it's rare to skip a meal!
Because, no one has ever seen Lao Tzu eat a bite of food, and he describes it all day long, and this person reads books and preaches to be a master!
Everyone, just look at Lao Tzu reading books, but don't eat, drink,, and set off cannons, this is worth it......?
So in the end, Lao Tzu was finally deified, a saint, who doesn't know?
No matter where you go, you only need a simple study to entertain your country, and the saint drinks the northwest wind and eats without eating......
The boxing students are more religious, and the apprentices all take the four treasures of the study, and they don't even give moon cakes!
In fact, it is a big truth that people who are infected by the virus have strong endurance, but he also needs to eat nutrition, at most for a longer time!
For decades, Lao Tzu was forcibly sanctified, followed by hundreds of people all day long, and he was surrounded by 10,000 whys spit out by many curious babies every day, all the time!
In the years in the hinterland of the Central Plains, Lao Tzu became an absolute national treasure panda.
He was served by countless disciples, three layers inside and three layers outside, comfortable!
However, he is also hungry and salivating! Lao Tzu wants to be faced, and he can't find his brother to say all day long, and get a bowl of white rice for the master?
Lao Tzu was so hungry that he escaped from the Great Qin Empire after dominating the world, and he did not hesitate to go west to the Han Valley to bring purple light, and the sea and the sky were high, why is this?
In fact, Lao Tzu lived in a state of semi-starvation, and he worshiped and hated one person all his life!
These two people who have enmity and enmity in one body are the key to the rise of the Qin State, and they are called: Shang Ying!
There is a key one in the Shang Dynasty reform, which not only changed the fortunes of the Qin State, but also changed Lao Tzu's eating habits and hobbies!
Originally, Lao Tzu liked to eat genetically modified rice, but in the end, he became a saint, so he couldn't let people see and eat!
As a result, his overall level of digestion and habits began to regress and develop, and Lao Tzu evolved into a herbivore!
It's right to eat grass! What is wrong is the one who has made it, and he can't live if he doesn't farm or fight!
Shang Ying is also a hero, and he has formulated all mud legs, powerful legs, and high-ranking official legs, regardless of height and appearance culture, all of them are filled with troops.
In short, if you don't take a hoe and you don't take a knife, then you are not allowed to live!
Lao Tzu is an exception, because in the eyes of everyone, this guy is a saint who lives in the sun and pants and doesn't eat......
Lao Tzu, that's a peerless legend......
The prime minister who created the legend and the Qin State, Shang Ying formulated an iron law that was the most important thing in changing the law: those who do not engage in agriculture and have no military merits are not allowed to eat, are not allowed to be added to the rank of knight, are not knighted, and have no money!
The powerful people with official titles were directly brought back to the era of Yanhuang Yaoshun by the iron law of Great Qin......
At that time, it was a tribal system, and as long as you could drill wood to make a fire, you could mix a mouthful of hot multigrain meat sandwich buns!
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From the future world, I met Lao Tzu of the earth, whose real name is labor!
He really didn't have any big requirements, and if he had a stutter, he was dismissed......
The point is that the people generally think that he survives by drinking the northwest wind, because you are the emperor's own canon: a saint!
In the burrow, come and go to seek knowledge and forget the day, so labor and management never rest, but the people who come and go, all bring pen and ink inkstones to honor Lao Tzu!
He wanted to cry without tears, and sighed that this inkstone really couldn't be swallowed......
Hesitating, he couldn't see the white rice bread grain noodles all year round, so he could only secretly get up at night and squat quickly......
Then, Lao Tzu took action and dragged the small weeds around the thatched bucket to clean up......
Evolve, evolve again, but I'm still hungry......
Lao Tzu doesn't eat rice and is hungry, but the super virus in his body is anxious......
Lao Tzu, if you eat grass every day and don't supplement nutrition, don't take us to find a flying machine, or leave this poor place,
The virus us, we go out to eat big by ourselves......
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Everything is providential!
The sad and angry old man, for the sake of his belly, he wants to escape!
He's a prison bird......
West out of the letter Guguan!
There was only one broken hat left, and in desperation, he rode the old buffalo given by the head brother's son, and Lao Tzu ran out of the west to flee for his life.
As soon as he went out, he was hit by a thunderstorm, unlucky!
Because Lao Tzu has no other growth elements in his body, because he has eaten a traditional Chinese medicine that has been extremely rare for decades.
Therefore, there is only one element that the cells in Lao Tzu's body cannot be digested because they read and sleep all day long!
Trace amounts of iron......
That Chinese medicine, called gloomy grass, is specially grown in the crevices of the feet around the latrine!
Decades after being hungry in the middle of the night, that's how Lao Tzu came!
Now, he has decided to send a letter to Guguan and go to the other side of the Himalayas to eat hand-grabbed curry rice!
This is an Indian border apprentice, when he introduced himself, he casually told his ......
Sanctify and eat curry!
There's a price to pay!
However, all the tragic encounters are deliberately portrayed as beautiful and splendid!
Lao Tzu, riding a bull to the west to send a letter to Guguan, a piece of purple gas came from the east, and finally smashed down directly......
It's a legend that pits a father!
There is actually a lot of news in modern times, such as:
"In a certain year, a certain month, a certain place, a certain city in the Central Plains rained 50 milliliters of heavy rain, lightning and thunder, a purple light flashed, and a person and a cow in the suburbs were smashed into charcoal by the lightning that was split......
Many people don't know the meaning......
Between the two horns of the big buffalo, it is in line with a special Taoist ghost painting charm that advocates green and nature within the method of calling the wind and rain!
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And Liu Eighteen has learned a huge lesson from the two legendary bosses Lao Tzu and Guiguzi, who were sanctified by mythology!
Just now, on the tatami floor, Liu Shiba, who was looking up at the starry sky and waiting for the disaster, realized it in an instant......
Don't believe the past, whether it's history or memory......
History can be false, so can't memory be faked?
If you create something weird, you want to show it, but when you look at it, you believe it, and you kneel and be stupid......
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