Chapter 300: Remember to Come Back
Compared with the ethical drama within Tony's family, Li Jie feels that he has more important things to solve now. Because he finally remembered that he had forgotten something. Yes, how did you come back from Kunlun? It was in the name of visiting your newborn godson that she took leave from the Great Sage.
Originally, I said that I would go back when I went. By the way, I also have to bring back some desperate viruses. As a result, he visited his godson, and then went to the world of 2099, because he was going to pick up the two Strange who had been drifting away for a year. By the way, I also saved the world of 2099, and I also got news from Newton and the like.
Because the time in the world of 2099 is a bit long, things are a bit busy. As a result, Li Jie forgot about Sun Wukong. When I came back, I didn't remember it right away. In fact, the time for my leave has long passed. Obviously said that he would go down the mountain to see his godson, but he clearly said that he would go back when he went. As a result, I have been gone for several months (main universe time), and I have long passed the time when I first took a leave of absence.
After getting along with Kunlun for such a long time, Li Jie can be regarded as completely clear. There is no need for any cover-up or excuse, this guy is a guy who has revenge. If he says a bad word about him, he can remember it for the rest of his life. Although Sun Wukong has repeatedly emphasized: I am not a private retaliation, it is completely for your own good.
But in Li Jie's opinion: What are you playing monkey?!Of course, you can't say this, otherwise you may have to go to Kunlun's utility room to be a sweeper for the rest of your life.
Although it is said that the Great Sage is indeed useful for his special training, and he also learned martial arts with Thor in the world of 2099, Thor also said that he has improved a lot, as if he was hanging. But Li Jie felt that this should be just a side effect, but a by-product of Sun Dasheng's ravaging of himself.
After all, he was beaten by a terrible monkey with an iron rod every day and had no power to fight back, and he had to use the dummy he changed to practice knife skills, as long as he cut it wrong or cut it slowly, he would be blown up by the dummy he conjured up with his hair. With such special training, you can't stay strong if you want to!
After taking 10,000 steps back, although Sun Dasheng said that he had taught his martial arts, he made it clear that he could not inherit his mantle. According to Sun Wukong's original words: I can't even use magic, and I still want to inherit my mantle?
Practicing the simplified version of "Eight or Nine Xuangong" is naturally unnecessary for Li Jie. First, he didn't have so much time to cultivate, and second, he had to inject a desperate virus into the simplified kung fu of cultivation, and Li Jie didn't want to transform his body a little. The third is that the simplified version of "Eight or Nine Xuangong" is actually not very strong. If you cultivate to the top, you probably won't be your opponent. After all, his "Purple Thunder Nine Strikes" is already a big achievement, and he can do all nine moves, and he has not let go of his daily cultivation.
Although it is said that sometimes it is invisible, it does not mean that Li Jie has not cultivated. Now the energy in Li Jie's body is still very abundant. The Thunder Knife in hand, the Ten Rings in hand, and three special Infinity Stones (Dance, Music, Harvest), plus "Nine Strikes of Purple Thunder". Just the attack power of the Purple Thunder Nine Strikes can make Li Jie's strength rated to A-level.
Although it's still not as good as the A+ level evaluation of Thor and Dr. One-Punch Banner, it doesn't matter, I still have a lot of cheap tricks...... Well, it's useless to attack a special way. For example, Li Jie has never used the Ten Rings in his sparring with Thor, nor has he used special dance gems. If Li Jie is really in a hurry, the ten precepts will come out together, and by the way, he will put a dance and music gem. This is guaranteed to turn Thor into Thor, the king of dances, who will be frantically following the beat of the music and shaking his fat all over his body.
From a certain point of view, as long as Li Jie is a little more shameless and a little more subordinate. His combat effectiveness can still be improved a lot. Of course, no matter how much he improved, he didn't dare to use English and dance gems to Sun Wukong. What if it doesn't work? What if the video taken can't be used as evidence to threaten the monkey? What if he is so small-minded that he wants to kill himself and prevent anyone in the world from knowing that Sun Wukong loves to dance the peacock dance?
So, Li Jie still has to curry favor with Sun Wukong. So this time, he prepared three hundred desperate virus potions, which was much more than the number of potions required by Sun Wukong.
Of course, in order to ensure that he is not killed, Li Jie also plans to use his reserve forces.
"Huh, Dimon went to China?"
Li Jie, who was ready to ask Dimon to add a buff to himself, had to give up going to China to find this Illuminati hired hero, because that would probably waste a lot of time. Because the professor is said to have made a very elaborate plan for Damon, and this plan was used to curry favor with Magneto. Li Jie thought about it: Dimon may be facing a greater predicament than himself. Forget it, let him keep the buff for himself, I still don't want to take it. Otherwise, Magneto is not the Monkey King, he can really kill people.
In Wuhan, Dimon is eating mutton steamed buns in a small shop with his girlfriend Wanda and his [father] Dallmys (actually Magneto).
"This is sweet garlic, and it is said to be particularly delicious with mutton steamed buns. Dimon did his homework, and he expertly ordered three lamb steamed buns and asked for a head of sweet garlic.
"This is garlic, right?How do you eat it?" Wanda poked the sweet garlic brought by the waiter with her chopsticks, she was a little curious.
"Of course, you eat it with your mouth. Damon said a nonsense, but [Dad] Darmis, who was sitting on the side, coughed dissatisfiedly: "Ahem! I read it on the Internet, this can be eaten directly after skinning." ”
"But the garlic is spicy and has a strong flavor. Wanda was a little resistant. At this time, the mutton steamed bun happened to come up.
"It doesn't matter, because I checked. This is pickled, and it tastes sweet and sour, with a little garlic flavor but not heavy. "Magneto has rarely communicated with his daughter so calmly.
Wanda pushed the three bowls of mutton steamed buns brought by the waiter in front of everyone, and smiled sweetly: "Really, okay, I'll try it." By the way, do you need to add condiments to your lamb steamed bun? I think the Chinese around me seem to add it. Wanda was talking about chili oil, pepper and vinegar in a small bottle on the table. Looks like she's willing to help Magneto tune up.
"A little, thank you. Magneto didn't refuse his daughter's kindness, even if Wanda's kindness was now directed at [Darmis] instead of himself, this kindness could still shorten the distance between himself and her. Of course, it would be better if Wanda could put less chili oil next time, Magneto felt that his throat was hoarse. Magneto's face was flushed and he was sweating profusely.
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In Kunlun, as soon as Li Jie came back, he found that Kunlun had an extra strange scene, a huge iron rod towering into the sky. And Lei Gong, who watched him come back, said with a strange smile: "The Nightcrawler is back." ”
"It's back. Li Jie nodded.
Lei Gong: "Hehehe. ”
Li Jie: ???