Chapter 170: The Lazy Donkey Transforms

"Exile for thirty miles, why don't you exile me for three thousand miles, I just happened to go to Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty to have a look. ”

Hearing the punishment that Tie Jingming gave him, Zhou Min couldn't help but be happy.

This punishment is a punishment for others, but it is no different from a walk for him, especially since no one else is a burden, and he can easily walk back in two hours at most.

Tie Jingming complained: "The director arranged it, I don't look like I'm punishing you, it's more like punishing the three of them." As he spoke, he looked at the three people who were carrying the goods.

The three of them laboriously carried the eggs onto the donkey cart, Liu Qian swayed in front of the car, Chang Teng's eyes closed, lying on the car and pretending to be dead.

Hu Kexin pushed the wheelbarrow loaded with watermelon and walked forward, looking very rusty, and he should not be able to master the trick of the cart for a while.

At this time, a director arrived in a sponsor's off-road vehicle, rolled down the window and beckoned to Zhou Min: "Get in the car, I'll take you to the place of exile." ”

Zhou Min looked at the backs of the three of them and shook his head silently, then said goodbye to Tie Jingming and got into the car.

Ten minutes later, Zhou Min was thrown onto the barren Gobi Desert, leaving only one cameraman behind, and the others drove back.

Zhou Min glanced at the worried cameraman and said, "Don't worry, I will take care of your speed." ”

The cameraman had a miserable smile on his face: "It's okay to go quickly, as long as you don't fly off the wall anymore, the last time I followed you, you climbed over the wall in a moment, and I almost couldn't stop hitting the wall." ”

Zhou Min laughed twice, discerned the direction, and walked back along the road.

The two of them walked forward at a normal speed, walking for more than 40 minutes, and met several cars on the road who stopped and accosted them, some recognized Zhou Minqiu for a group photo, and some wanted to support him, including a man......

Looking at the cameraman's smiling appearance, Zhou Min walked forward depressedly, and after walking for a while, he suddenly found a resident in front of him, stopped to wipe his sweat, and said to the cameraman: "I'll go ask for a bowl of water to drink." ”

The cameraman nodded, and the two went to the courtyard together.

On the other side, Liu Qian drove the donkey cart to the city gate, and called twice "huh~huh~", but the donkey didn't stop, pulled the car and continued to move forward, and the car was stuck crookedly on the roadblock.

The sound of "bump" sounded, and Chang Teng, who was sleeping on the donkey cart, woke up suddenly, and sat up in a panic.

Liu Qian said: "Brother Teng, go down and lead the donkey to turn a corner!"

Chang Teng reluctantly got out of the car, came to the donkey, stretched out his hand and pulled the rope on the donkey's body, the donkey splint fell off, and the donkey who had lost its shackles turned around and looked at the two dumbfounded men and women, and there seemed to be a hint of mockery in his eyes.

Chang Teng was stunned and said, "Liu Qian, will you put on a donkey?"

The corners of Liu Qian's mouth twitched: "Where will I go, I've already arrived at the place anyway, let's pull the rest of the road alive." ”

Chang Teng sighed with a bitter face, and with Liu Qian, the two of them laboriously reversed the car from the barricade, and pulled the car into the city alone.

At this time, Hu Kexin also pushed a wheelbarrow to follow, and the three of them came to the gate of the post station to unload the goods.

Chang Teng walked into the door with a basket of eggs and shouted, "The eggs are coming!"

Zhang Li walked out of the inner courtyard and looked at Chang Teng with a smile: "Oh, the egg is here." ”

Chang Teng heard that he was ridiculing that he was an egg, and said with a wicked smile: "Lord Yicheng, come and see your eggs, none of them are broken!"

The smile on Zhang Li's face couldn't help but freeze, looked at the corn bellflower spread under the egg, and sighed: "This egg is still dripping from the sleeper......"

Chang Teng laughed and said: "It's a sleeper, and none of it is broken." Looking at the appearance of Lord Yicheng, it seems to be very disappointed. ”

Zhang Li squinted at the egg thoughtfully, and said in his mouth: "None of them are broken, they should be dropped, so ...... Let's move things on!"

Chang Teng put down the eggs with a smile, and went out to carry the watermelon, Zhang Li saw him go out, stepped forward quickly, picked up two eggs and smashed them in the basket, and then looked at the door with a little weakness, and saw that they didn't find it, and breathed a sigh of relief slightly, and then returned to the original position.

On the last trip, the three of them worked together to move the wheelbarrow and watermelon in and pushed it to Zhang Li.

Hu Kexin rubbed his arm and said, "My lord, the task is complete, and my arm is about to be broken." ”

"It's done, good ...... Hey, why did you break an egg?"

Zhang Li suddenly found that the eggs were broken, and walked forward to look at the eggs in the basket.

Hu Kexin looked into the basket and found that the egg was really broken, and said blankly: "Who broke it, it was okay just now?"

Chang Teng looked at Zhang Li with tears and laughter, he never expected him to do such a childish thing, and asked: "My lord, you just took me away just to do this......

Zhang Li glared and said, "My lord, can you break the eggs while you're away?"

Chang Teng nodded suspiciously: "Very likely!"

Hu Kexin said: "Will someone run away after beating the eggs?"

Zhang Li waved his hand and said: "Impossible, there is only one person on duty in the entire post station today." ”

"Commander Lights?"

Chang Teng puffed up, pinched his waist to look at Zhang Li, and threatened: "You dare to be bad alone, do you think we should find a board?"

Zhang Li vigorously lifted off the red cloak, revealing the armor underneath, and said recklessly: "You don't think that Lord Ben is a civil and military officer?

Then he saw Hu Kexin looking around and touching the board, and immediately felt weak, and hurriedly laughed: "Haha, you are all smart people, forget it, Russia admits that the eggs are broken by Russia, and I am joking with you." ”

Seeing Zhang Li's confessional look, Chang Tengle said: "You know that the adults are joking, and the Russians were joking with you just now." ”

Zhang Li breathed a sigh of relief, and continued: "Since everything is not broken, let's bring the donkey in, and use it to grind noodles in the afternoon." ”

The courtyard fell silent all at once.

Chang Teng and Liu Qian glanced at each other and smiled wryly at each other, they had only cared about pulling the cart before, and they had long forgotten about the donkey......

Looking at Liu Qian, Chang Teng's eyes turned to her and said, "My lord, the donkey is here, and so is Russia! Things are pulled by the Russians, and the Russians are donkeys!"

Liu Qian nodded with a bitter face, and her mouth learned to call a donkey: "Uh-huh~mm-ah~"

Zhang Li almost couldn't hold back his laughter, and forced a smile to say: "Russia is not joking with you, we have to use a donkey to grind noodles at noon, and roll noodles to eat in the afternoon." ”

Chang Teng straightened his chest and said: "Blindfold the Russian drops, and the Russians will grind!"

Seeing that they were so capable, Zhang Li had no choice, so he pointed at Hu Kexin with a straight face, and ordered: "Then you go and move the things into the kitchen, and leave the two donkeys to grind the noodles!"

(Qingshan is going to go out these days, from today to Sunday are two changes a day, and please forgive me; in addition, thank you for the wind of the dragon, Zizhan 2017 reward~)