Chapter 35: The Fat Man's Brain Hole (I'll Add More Your Collection...... What...... )
Along the way, everyone was talking about the questions for this exam.
"Difficult!"
"It's too hard!"
"I finished 3 multiple-choice questions in half an hour, and the answer was still guessed!"
"I'm desperate!"
If the other contestants are not complaining about the difficulty of the question, they are like fat people, and their purpose is very simple, the focus is on participation! Maybe they don't know what the question is!
Even the first classroom, that is, the classroom where Bai Ye was, there were 33 people in the top 33 in the province, but after they came out, they all sighed and sighed with emotion.
Sun Qiaoyue, Liu Zhenxi and Xu Zhonglei came out together, and saw Bai Ye and the fat man talking and laughing together.
Xu Zhonglei sneered and was about to walk forward, when he suddenly heard the fat man chattering there.
"I'm Cao, Yezi, today's question is so simple, is this the question of the provincial competition?
That Wang Meng was a black fat man, and I saw him smile innocently: "Hey...... This time it wasn't as good as last time, and I did it for almost 20 minutes. What about you?"
The fat man laughed: "You lose, I'll be 15 minutes, haha, I'm really a genius!"
Xu Zhonglei was stunned for a moment, the corners of his mouth twitched, how long did he do the multiple-choice questions? An hour and a half! The questions were not finished!
Three hours later, the essay question was still one thing to finish.
The multiple-choice question took only 20 minutes? It's impossible! Unless it's done blindly.
The fat man looked at Bai Ye with a smile: "Yezi, how did you do it? Is the question difficult this time? I just took care of it, and his mother's questions didn't look good." ”
Bai Ye was suddenly choked by his own saliva: "You...... It's okay, it's not too difficult, what do you choose the question?"
The fat man smiled: "This time, the fat man, I chose all the c! How about the uppercase C, how about it? How many can I choose the ABCD of the multiple choice questions, haha, I think the writing is very smooth today!"
Bai Ye recalled the answer, and was speechless, what luck did this guy have: "Convinced, this time there are 25 c's in the single choice, and 10 ABCD in the multiple choice, you are fucking lucky!"
The fat man was immediately happy: "Mengzi, do you hear me? That's so much!"
At this time, Xu Zhonglei was a little annoyed because he didn't do well in the exam, and suddenly heard a few people chatting, and suddenly couldn't listen to it anymore: "It's more fun than young people!25C? Hehe, the examination team will choose 25 Cs, hehe." It's ridiculous that someone still thinks of him as the correct answer!"
Bai Ye and the fat man are okay, they know what Xu Zhonglei is doing, what do you care about him if you are kidding?
But Bai Ye and the fat man ignored it, but the black fat man Wang Meng exploded: "Let's talk about your birds?"
Xu Zhonglei was also angry when he heard this, and he didn't feel good about the exam: "How can you talk! This is the university, is this the place where you are arrogant?"
When Mengzi heard this, he immediately glared at Xu Zhonglei: "You fucking scolded people first and said that I was arrogant? Hurry up and apologize!"
This Wang Meng is nearly 190cm tall, and his weight is definitely over 200 pounds, and his face is fierce, his complexion is dark, and he doesn't look like a good person at first glance!
This Xu Zhonglei was yelled at by this black fat man, and he was a little frightened, but where is this place?
After all, the last time I was in the hospital, I wasn't at school, but someone here is murdering himself?
Xu Zhonglei asked with a dark face, "Who is your instructor in that class?"
Wang Meng smiled: "You fat man and I are mixed with society, what's the matter? You don't have to apologize if you call the teacher? Tell you, it's not easy for anyone to come today! Don't ink, apologize quickly!"
Xu Zhonglei sneered directly: "Yo, what about the underworld? What about fighting? Do you know where this is? This is a university, you think they are all ruffians like you? Hmph!"
After speaking, Xu Zhonglei said directly to the security guard next to him: "Security guard, come over here and see what these people are going to do!
Suddenly, four or five security guards walked over here with batons in their hands, majestic and imposing!
Xu Zhonglei They know each other, what about the leader! Can you not lick it?
They were originally from the urban villages near this university town, and these universities gave them a lot of job opportunities.
The baton in his hand is also held tightly, and he has the courage to look at death as if he were at home!
But when they got closer, after seeing this black fat man, the four of them couldn't help but stop, staring at this guy with wide eyes, and secretly said in their hearts, I'm Cao, why is this guy!
When Xu Zhonglei saw everyone coming, he felt that his courage was strengthened, but when he saw everyone stop in a blink of an eye, he couldn't help but be stunned!
"What are you doing, kicking this black fat man out of school!" Xu Zhonglei roared.
Wang Meng looked at everyone and sneered: "Is the leader a commander? The leader doesn't need to apologize for scolding people, right? Okay! Do you think you are the biggest here? Let me tell you, don't want to leave the university town today!"
When Xu Zhonglei heard this, he was also angry: "Security, drive people away, disrupt campus order, threaten the staff, I don't call the police to tolerate you!"
But the surrounding security guards just didn't come up, and their eyes looked around, and they didn't even look at the fat man.
What's going on?
I saw that Wang Meng also smiled and glanced at a few security guards around him, smiled and said goodbye to Bai Ye and the fat man before leaving.
Xu Zhonglei also smiled when he saw Wang Meng leaving in a gloomy manner: "Cut, I really think of myself as a character!"
At noon, the fat man and Bai Ye were eating, and suddenly heard the boiling outside.
"Have you heard? Mr. Xu's car was stopped on the road and won't let him go!"
"Huh, which Mr. Xu?"
"Xu Zhonglei, our director of student affairs!"
"What's wrong with him? I don't know, I don't know, it's just in the university town, surrounded by a group of people and can't move!
Bai Ye and the fat man glanced at each other, felt up, and ran outside.
ran a few hundred meters, and suddenly the scene in front of them made the two dumbfounded.
There were about one or two hundred people in a circle, driving tricycles, vans, excavators, brick trucks, and coal trucks with four in front and eight in the back, and the cars were full of people, all holding sickles, hoes, sticks, and rakes in their hands.
The excavator's bucket was raised high, and I saw a black fat man standing inside!
At this time, the winter sun is not dazzling, but it has become the background of this house.
The whole person is like a general, not to mention the BGM that comes with it, and there are special effects for appearance~!
The fat man shuddered for a while, and muttered in his mouth: It's so fucking shocking, it's a rising star in the pretending world!
Then he took out a pen and a small notebook, and quickly wrote: "This is a pretending to be a big success, fresh and refined, but domineering, skillfully using techniques to perfectly combine the local atmosphere and urban and rural areas, creating a kind of fat and soaring momentum, 666 ah!"
When the fat man was thinking, he suddenly heard a deafening voice: "Fat man, I have one to say, two to say, I said not to let you go, can you fucking go?"
The fat man looked at it, Nima! Super version of the loudspeaker plus wireless subwoofer!
Write it down!
"Pretending to be the magic weapon 132: megaphone and subwoofer, pretending to be forced invisibly, thundering in a silent place, at this time, sound is better than silence, the sound must not only have, but also loud, scary! Don't be afraid of a small sound, you have a subwoofer!"
Bai Ye looked at these two fat men, and he was also dumbfounded, sure enough, every fat man has a weird brain hole, not a family, not a family!
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