Chapter 204: Dragon Boat Festival Special: Riding a Horse to Fight
"There are no points in this game, only the lunch meal is decided to be grouped. The rules of this game are as follows: When we were children, we all played a game, at least the boys should have played, that is, riding horses to fight! The next game we are going to play is to fight on horseback, with boys from each group as horses and girls on their backs to fight in teams. The losing group eats white rice and pickles, and the winning group eats a big meal. ”
"Now let's start the draw, I have eight notes here that say four sets of the same number, draw the same number to the team duel. Okay, now send one person from each group to draw lots!"
After the director team finished speaking, he took out a plastic bucket, which was a small opaque barrel, and then folded eight notes and put them in the bucket. In the end, the director shook the small barrel vigorously a few times before signaling that the draw could begin.
I don't know if this small round bucket is specially prepared, and the upper opening can only barely reach into one hand, and it is impossible to cheat. When everyone sees this situation, they can only fight for luck, so each group sends a relatively lucky person to participate in the draw.
Wang Bao and their group sent Yang Xiaomi, this is a decision made by the two after discussion. It's really Wang Bao's hands are too stinky, he has never won the lottery since he was a child, buying lottery tickets or something. In his memory, the biggest prize he ever won was to open a "one more bottle" when drinking black tea, and another time was to buy real melon seeds, and he actually scraped out a "one more bag", which made him happy for many days.
And Yang Xiaomi is different, according to her own words, when she was a child, she followed the adults to draw lottery, and almost every time she drew prizes, she never won the first prize, and she often won the third and fourth prizes at that time. So Wang Bao happily gave her this opportunity.
The worst is the group of Lei Lei and Didi Meiba, both of them are stinky hands, and they usually draw lottery to choose things, and their luck is not very good. Neither of them was willing to draw lots, for fear of getting a bad lot, and in the end, the two decided who would go through the high-tech means of rock-paper-scissors. After four rounds of hard fighting, in the end, Lei Lei was scheming and better, and Xiao Di pouted unconvinced and went to draw lots.
Everyone pretended to be humble to each other, and then they began to draw lots. In less than a minute, the note was drawn.
Everyone returned to the team with the note they had drawn out, and then they couldn't wait to open it to read. Wang Bao: What they drew was a two-word group, so the group they were going to face off against was also a two-word group.
After reading the note, Wang Bao pretended to be casual, came behind Huang Miao's group with his hands behind his back, and probed his brain to see what number they had drawn. But Huang Miao, the old fox, was very alert, he felt that someone was coming, and then immediately put the note away.
"Hehe, Xiaobao, what number have you drawn?" Huang Miao asked Wang Bao with a smile, not mentioning the number he drawn.
"I'm the number three! Brother Lei, what are your numbers? It won't be a showdown with me, right? Then I'll rest assured, hahaha......" Wang Bao came as soon as he opened his mouth, and when all of them opened the note, they were captured by the camera, so when the audience saw Wang Bao opening his mouth and talking nonsense, they couldn't laugh.
"Oh, No. 3! Whew, that's good, it's not a group with us! We're No. 4, let's form an alliance with each other, just don't have to fight internally. Huang Miao said with a sigh of relief when he heard Wang Bao say it was No. 3.
Huang Miao's overall expression was very natural, and she didn't look bad at all. But through the camera, you can see that he obviously drew No. 2, and he didn't have a word of truth in his mouth, worthy of the name of the old fox.
"Okay! Let's form an alliance between the two groups!" Wang Bao listened to him, and didn't ask, he stretched out his hand very happily, and then shook it with Huang Miao.
While the two of them were here and going, the others were not idle, trying their best to find out the numbers of the other groups, so that they knew who they were playing against, and wanted to prepare countermeasures as soon as possible.
Maybe the new guests are not familiar with their routines, but these regular members, after the edification of such a few episodes of the show, have long been monkey spirits. can be opened through the camera, and there is not a word of truth in their mouths, of course, this is all for the effect of the show, otherwise they will all become liars.
"Okay, the two groups with the number one will come on the field as captains!" The director team saw that the weight was almost over, and announced the start of the battle.
The battlefield was in the lobby of the Fisherman's Hotel, and the tables and chairs were all packed up, leaving a ring two meters long and wide in the middle. This square ring is paved with the kind of soft cushions used to practice wrestling, so as to ensure that the guests do not fall and get injured.
The winner or loser of the game is subject to defeat, or is forced out of the ring. When the boy carries the girl on the back of the horse, the girl fights with her free hands on it, and as a war horse, the boy is not allowed to shoot.
The first group of people who won the No. 1 lottery were Wu Tianyu's group and Wang Kai's group, and the guest girls they partnered with were all singers, not very old, and all young people in their twenties. They played in two groups of four, Wu Tianyu and Wang Kai respectively carried the female guests, and firmly supported the thighs of the female guests with both hands, making it convenient for people to fight with their hands free.
The two of them are actually evenly matched, but it is obvious that the guests carried by Wu Tianyu are more violent. The two war horses met together in a few steps, Wu Tianyu and Wang Kai pressed their chests against each other, and did not let the other party withdraw from the ring. Then the girls above began to tear together, and both wanted to drag each other off the horse.
But it is obvious that the girls in Wu Tianyu's group have more strength and much better skills. She didn't blindly use brute force, but first pulled hard in one direction, then suddenly let go, and then pulled backwards in the opposite direction, and then pulled in another direction. This is the same as pulling the turnip, you can't keep pulling it up, but you have to shake it from side to side, so that it is easy to loosen and pull out the radish.
The two war horses wrestled below, and the person above, Wu Tianyu's female guest Yang Hong, dragged Wang Kai's female guest Qing Muye's body to Wang Kai's back after three or two strokes, and fell to the ground.
Wang Kai obviously felt that the person on his back was about to fall at this time, so he couldn't care about competing with Wu Tianyu. He immediately began to retreat, trying to keep Qing Muye's body on his back from falling.
But he underestimated Yang Hong's strength, she just dragged Qing Muye and didn't let go, and Wu Tianyu also came to inspiration at this time, he didn't chase Wang Kai, but retreated in the crooked direction of Qing Muye. With such a hard work, Qing Muye couldn't stay on Wang Kai's back anymore, and was dragged down by Yang Hong.
"Oh yes, we won!" Yang Hong happily raised his hands on Wu Tianyu's back and jumped, making Wu Tianyu very difficult underneath, but he still insisted on not putting the person down, but also cheered loudly together.
After the two heard the director say: "Wu Tianyu wins!" , they dismounted and separated, happily hugging each other to celebrate.
After Qing Muye was pulled up by Wang Kai, he said to him softly: "I'm sorry! Yang Hong's strength is too great, I can't drag her." ”
"It's just a game, don't take it personally, it's just that you're here to have fun." Let's go, let's go over and congratulate them and show our bearing. Wang Kai took Qing Muye's hand and walked straight to Wu Tianyu and them.
They hugged each other for a moment, and then said, "Congratulations!"
"Thank you! You're strong too!"
Whether it is true or false, they all performed very well anyway, and perfectly interpreted the sentence: competition second, friendship first!
After they got out of the ring, everyone else also came over to comfort and congratulate, and after a short commotion, the battle continued.
"The second set of the second duel begins!"
With the order of the director team, Wang Bao and Yang Xiaomi, Huang Miao and Liu Siying walked into the ring respectively.
"Hey, Xiaobao, don't you say you're number three?" Huang Miao asked angrily when he saw Wang Bao coming up.
"You still say that you are the fourth? Let's not say anything about anyone, let's see the real chapter on the battlefield!" Wang Bao had a posture of fighting to the death on the battlefield, and he did a full trick.
Yang Miao, who was next to him, also cooperated with him, took two steps forward, and began to speak cruelly to Huang Miao and the two of them: "From childhood to adulthood, I, Yang Miao, have never lost a war on horseback, you wait to be cut off the horse by me!"
After speaking, she also made a vicious movement to wipe her neck, and then walked back to Wang Bao's side with a stiff face. Wang Bao stretched out a thumbs up to her and said, "Sister Xiaomi is domineering!"
But after Wang Bao finished speaking, Yang Xiaomi couldn't hold back and began to laugh.
"Siying, you also go up and say cruel words, we can't lose in momentum!" Huang Miao is also a veteran of variety shows, although he saw Yang Mi laughing non-stop, but he still rushed to Liu Siying to say cruel words.
But Liu Siying belongs to the kind of person who is more ladylike, and it is really difficult for her to let her speak ruthlessly. But she also knows that if she honestly doesn't say a word, she will definitely have very few shots, and since Mr. Huang gave her a chance, she also let it go.
I saw Liu Siying stand up, walk out of a chivalrous fan, and then go to Wang Bao and they are in front of them, stand up straight, put the two fingers of the right hand together into a sword finger shape, and naturally put the left hand behind him, posing in a chivalrous posture. Then Liu raised his eyebrows and said: "You are waiting for Xiaoxiao to be rampant, waiting for this woman to come and get you!"
"Okay!
"Beautiful!"
"Siying's sentence is okay!"
……
When the people watching the battle heard such a ruthless words, they all applauded loudly, and Wang Bao and the others also applauded, looking genuinely applauded with a smile on their faces.
"It's ugly! Laugh!" Liu Siying bowed, and then turned around and went back after saying a word.
Yang Xiaomi stared at her back, a fine light flashed in her eyes, she didn't expect Liu Siying, who had always wilted, to make it so exciting, completely overshadowing her performance just now. She clenched her fists secretly, then gritted her teeth and snorted.
Everyone else was far away and didn't hear it, but Wang Bao still heard it a little, and he knew it in his heart a little, it must be Yang Xiaomi's suspicion that Liu Siying had overshadowed her. Although he didn't have time to pay attention to the thoughts of the women in this circle, he couldn't let her have a seizure, for the sake of the effect of the show, he opened his mouth and said: "Sister Xiao, just talk about not practicing fake tricks, let's beat them in one go, and see how long they are still arrogant!"
When Wang Bao spoke, he looked like he was answering Liu Siying's cruel words, but it didn't seem abrupt.
"The second duel begins!" With the order of the director outside the court, Wang Bao and Huang Miao both picked up their respective female fighters and began to charge.
(End of chapter)