1. Don't laugh at my sister, my sister makes you vomit blood
The weather in Nandu is always so weird, it's just May, and the weather is so hot that people don't want to go out. The plane trees on both sides of the road, which have always been criticized, have finally played some role at this moment, and from time to time people have thrown themselves into their arms, enjoying a little 'shade' under the shade of the branches and leaves. A well-dressed young man also walked under the plane tree, looking to the sides from time to time, if he hadn't had a fairly honest face, I was afraid that he would have been taken to the police station immediately. Looking around, his eyes flickered, and he looked like a thief.
"No. 785 Changbai Street, this is it. The honest young man's face was happy, he grabbed his snakeskin pocket, and immediately rushed to the opposite side without asking if there was a car on the road.
"Squeak. The truck driver was shocked into a cold sweat, just now a person rushed out quickly, fortunately he braked in time, otherwise it would be a big trouble! Is it easy to work hard to earn some money, why is there always some unfathomable popping up, harming others and himself, the more the driver thinks about it, the more annoyed he becomes, and he can't help but scold, "What are you rushing to do, to die?"
Zhong Hou carried the snakeskin bag and quickly crossed the road, just a little proud that his kung fu had made a lot of progress, when he suddenly heard someone scolding, and couldn't help but look at it with a suspicious look. The driver was simply blown up by his anger, crossing the road without saying anything, being scolded and pretending to be innocent, showing acting skills on the street, do you think you are an actor? If it weren't for the horn of the car behind him pressing urgently, the driver might have gotten out of the car and preached a good lecture.
Watching the truck driver leave with a suspicious face, Zhong Hou muttered to himself in his heart, his temper is so hot, he dares to come out to drive, be careful of accidents. As soon as I thought about it, the truck that drove 500 meters had an accident and was rear-ended! A Santana in front of it stopped abruptly, and the truck couldn't brake and stuck to it. Santana was knocked to pieces, miserable, and it seemed that it was not good to repair it. No, the crow's mouth is so smart, the honest young man suddenly felt sorry when he saw it, he didn't want to stay here for a long time, so run away.
Xinda Clinic is not far away, Zhong Hou is carrying a 100-kilogram plastic bag, as if there is nothing, and it is easy to be abnormal. Finally arrived, Zhong Hou breathed a sigh of relief, the marathon finally reached the end, and the feeling was more enjoyable than nibbling on a watermelon fished out of the well water on dog days. Thinking back on this journey, Zhong Hou was a little tearful, is it easy for me to go to the city. First took a tractor, then turned the Mazda, bumped on a dilapidated male 'handover' for five or six hours, and finally got on the train, standing for two days and two nights, if it weren't for Zhong Hou's better physique, I'm afraid he would have fallen long ago.
Fortunately, it is here, Zhong Hou smiled innocently, it is said that people in the city have 'meat' for every meal, and they haven't eaten 'meat' for a long time, so they can eat a big meal now.
Sun Linlin sat on the table, bored and circled on the paper, there was no class in the morning at school, so I helped my grandfather guard the clinic, I could take the opportunity to practice, test what I have learned, treat a cold and fever or something. Who knew that there was no one until now! Could it be that they knew that they would become a guinea pig, so they hid far away? Sun Linlin was suspicious and confused.
Hey, Sun Linlin raised her head, and when she saw Zhong Hou standing in front of the clinic, her eyes lit up immediately. This person is still dressed so tightly on such a hot day, obviously he is afraid of cold, a standard cold sign...... To sum up, this person is a very qualified guinea pig, wrong, a good patient.
Although Cinda Clinic has always charged a lot of money, today Miss Ben is in charge, and she can give you a preferential price so that you can enjoy the most thoughtful service. The corner of Sun Linlin's mouth 'revealed' a strange smile, and then disappeared in a flash, and said to the honest young man who was standing at the entrance of the 'door' in a daze and immersed in the imagination of eating 'meat': "Why are you stunned, come in." ”
Zhong Hou heard a nice voice, his body shook, and when he looked carefully, the person who called him was a young 'girl' like a rose 'flower', fragrant and pleasant, happy and disgusting. "May I ask if this is ......," Zhong Hou opened his mouth to confirm if this was the place he was looking for.
"Yes, of course. Before Zhong Hou finished speaking, Sun Linlin cut off his words, and finally waited for a guinea pig, and he definitely had to take it. Sun Linlin glanced at Zhong Hou, her eyes were circulating, she smiled smartly, and she was indescribably gentle "seducing" and "confused" "Come in quickly, start early, end early." ”
Although Zhong Hou was a little puzzled, he still obediently walked into the Xinda Clinic, and stood in front of the young 'girl' with an expression of resignation. People are under the eaves, they have to bow their heads, if the old man didn't have to drive himself out, he wouldn't have fallen into this step. Zhong Hou almost couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh, the first time he entered the city, he had to be careful in everything.
After glancing at Zhong Hou with satisfaction, Sun Linlin's demonic smile flashed away, and she finally had the goal of the experiment. The first step, what is coming, Sun Linlin is a little confused, yes, yes! This step has been implemented, after Miss Ben's preliminary examination, this person is sick, suspected of being cold. The next step is to smell, this person's voice is a little short, and his heart is beating fast...... Sun Linlin is suspicious, what is the symptom?
So big, so white, so round! Zhong Hou stood next to Sun Linlin, glanced at it casually, and was immediately stunned. I have imagined countless times in my mind that a mysterious part of the 'female' and 'sex' suddenly 'revealed' its true face in front of me, so vivid, so real, so that people's 'desire' is surging, and it is difficult to suppress.
Sun Linlin was dressed very casually because the weather was a little hot, a t-shirt and a pair of thin 'pants' of moon white 'color'. The problem lies in the t-shirt, the neckline is extremely loose, condescending, and when you sweep it lightly, your eyes burrow into it like a little mouse, and wander through it unscrupulously. Sun Linlin's skin is very watery, and the towering part of the 'chest' is even more delicate, Zhong Hou felt that his eyes were glued, and he wanted to look away, but he couldn't move it.
Sun Linlin was studying Zhong Hou's condition vigorously, but she didn't notice that she accidentally 'exposed' the 'spring' light. She muttered to herself: "Why, how can there be a heartbeat problem, is it a heart problem?" It shouldn't be...... "It seems that Chinese medicine must not be able to find out anything, Sun Linlin is ready to perform her ultimate nirvana, Western medicine!"
Sun Linlin was born in a family of traditional Chinese medicine, and since she was a child, she has had an ideal of combining traditional Chinese and Western medicine to become a generation of 'female' miracle doctors. In addition to studying Chinese medicine, she also dabbled in Western medicine, and when she saw that the situation was not good, she immediately sacrificed her stunt and a thermometer was taken out by her. "Take the temperature. Sun Linlin stretched out her white 'jade' hand and handed out the thermometer.
Zhong Hou was confused, isn't it, the people in the city are so particular? Isn't it just to borrow a few days, and you have to measure the temperature when you enter the 'door', do you look down on us countrymen or what, are you afraid that we will be infected? Although he was reluctant in his heart, Zhong Hou still took the thermometer and prepared to measure the temperature. Anyway, you have to rely on them for a certain period of time, so let's behave well.
There should be some clues now, Sun Linlin thought to herself, and began to record it like the wind. As soon as he looked up, he immediately saw that Zhong Hou in front of him had begun to take off his clothes, and he took off very thoroughly, and there was still a brown and green 'color' underwear and a pair of boxer shorts made in his body that he didn't know what age. And looking at this posture, Zhong Hou still has the intention of continuing to take it off.
"Ahh Sun Linlin had to interrupt Zhong Hou's movements with a scream. "What's the matter, didn't you take the temperature, why did you take off your clothes? Sun Linlin's face was a little unsightly, and she said angrily. If I am seen by an acquaintance, I still think that I am doing something, it seems that practice is really the only criterion for testing the truth, if you don't '' yourself, how can you know that it is so troublesome to see a doctor.
Zhong Hou was said by Sun Linlin, his face turned red, and he quickly glanced outside, the people were still sparse, and the lines were in a hurry, and no one was interested in glancing here. Zhong Hou was suddenly relieved, and then turned to Sun Linlin, and Ai Ai was a little aggrieved: "Didn't you say that you wanted to measure the temperature, I won't take it off, how to measure it?"
This is also true, Sun Linlin glanced at the clothes that were folded on the side that Zhong Hou took off, all of them had small necklines and full weight, and they were indeed better '' after taking them off. "Alright, alright, hurry up and test. Sun Linlin waved her hand impatiently, lowered her head, and studied the next treatment plan.
I don't know how long, a weak voice sounded in Sun Linlin's ears: "I measured it." ”
Sun Linlin frowned slightly, took the thermometer, and began to read. Impossible, impossible, Sun Linlin looked at it over and over again, but still couldn't believe her eyes. The red 'color' on the thermometer clearly stopped at that position, twenty degrees. How is it possible, isn't the normal temperature of the human body more than thirty degrees, Sun Linlin's cherry mouth opened wide, and she could almost swallow a baby's fist.
Zhong Hou explained a little embarrassedly: "There is a reason for this, anyway, every time I measure the temperature, it is twenty degrees, and there is never a deviation." ”
Sun Linlin glanced at Zhong Hou strangely, and her little head began to hurt again: "Your symptoms are very rare, really rare, I can't handle it." Maybe my grandpa can handle it, you wait here, he'll be back soon. Sun Linlin was a little ashamed at first, but as she spoke, she took it for granted, the combination of Chinese and Western medicine is equivalent to the dual cultivation of magic and martial arts in fantasy, this must be very difficult, I can't compare to my grandfather now, and I will definitely be better than him when I practice.
It's a pity that the guy in front of him didn't know Sun Linlin's psychological activities at all, he gave Sun Linlin a fatal blow with an extremely scathing sentence, Zhong Houhan was stupid with a bit of abruptness: "I said how weird, it turns out that you treat me as a patient, I understand, I finally understand, it turns out that I don't dislike us countrymen, hahahahahahaha ”
Listening to Zhong Hou's strange words and feeling his joyful emotions, Sun Linlin almost went berserk. Isn't it funny? Sun Linlin pursed her lips and tried hard to control her erupting emotions, and I was actually laughed at. Woo, this is the first time that people have helped others see a doctor, and if they fail, they have no comfort, and they are still ridiculed! How can this? Sun Linlin casually lifted a 'chicken' and 'hair' duster on the table, and her eyebrows were angry. Don't laugh at sister, sister makes you vomit blood.