Body 0425 Regular Army VS Miscellaneous Army
The reason why Jiuyang City has this kind of suffocating name is entirely because of the humidity and rain and fog here, but when it comes to Mr. Feng Shui's mouth, it is heavy yin and strong miasma, and only by changing the name can the wind and rain here be smooth, but today is a rare good weather, blue sky and white clouds, and the sun is warm.
"Chew Chew Chew ......"
With a loud whistle, a large number of soldiers in black combat uniforms quickly assembled, neatly lined up in four huge phalanxes, this is a huge horseshoe-shaped valley, surrounded by steep rock walls carved out by hand, it is not difficult to see that this was once a large quarry.
However, under the full operation of the four families, all obstacles were removed in just two days, the ground was covered with soft black cinders, the quarry factory and canteen were all reactivated, and a large number of prefabricated houses were built, and the unfinished buildings were under construction day and night.
"Stand up! Salute ......"
A full 20,000 soldiers stood up and saluted, and four large flags of different colors were immediately erected from the queue, the Long family played a cyan banner with the words "Dragoon" written on it, the white flag of the Bai family was the "White Robe Army", and the yellow flag was the Huang family's "Tiger Army", and the most arrogant Su family's red banner - Yulin Army.
"Ninefold Xuanwu Battle, Long Live the Yulin Army......"
Xia Buer, the tall general, stood alone in the corner, his eyes constantly scanning the private armies of the four major families, all their elites had gathered here, and the Su family, as the head of the four major families, not only did their troops be the most well-equipped, but also used the Emperor's Forbidden Army as the number of troops, which also revealed their strong ambitions.
"Hmph~ It's all downwind express ......"
Xia Buer sneered and strode to the front of the stage, standing with the main and deputy generals sent by the four major families, counting him as exactly four men and four women Eight people, each family is a combination of men and women to work without getting tired, and behind them is already full of heads of the four major families, these people are all in suits and leather shoes, with serious expressions.
"Brothers, you've worked hard......"
Old Man Su walked to the microphone first to give a speech, Xia Buer looked at the four female generals absentmindedly, except for Wu Yongqing, who was facing the sky, the remaining three little ladies were secretly competing, Li Shirong put on a combat uniform and turned it into a crop top suit, which was not very exciting, Bai Luoshi was able to expose her cleavage, and even Xiaolongnu put on a lot of makeup.
"Alas~ what a fucking mess......"
Xia Buer sighed bitterly, the chaotic relationship between these few people, I am afraid that I can't even finish writing a bloody love letter, it just so happens that the heads of the four major families take turns to ramble endlessly, he is full of irritability and directly lights a cigarette, swallowing clouds and spitting fog alone under the gaze of everyone, and the soldiers in the audience are dumbfounded.
"Young marshal, it's time for you to speak......"
Finally, the big boss of the Huang family finally finished speaking, Xia Buer hurriedly shook his legs that were about to go numb, these old guys' speeches were gorgeous and domineering, but they didn't pick up the slightest bit of anger, and the first sentence he said when he walked up was: "Brothers, sit down, my legs are numb, I guess you are the same!"
"Hahaha......"
After the soldiers let out a burst of laughter, they hurriedly sat down cross-legged with a grin, Xia Buer adjusted the microphone and said: "I'm sorry everyone, I don't have a high education, and I don't have a good level of speech, I'll just ask you a few questions, what are you joining the Alliance Army for, who can answer me?"
"Defending the ...... Country"
Many people shouted loudly, but Xia Buji pointed at them and scolded: "Fart! We're not going to fight the Japanese devils, what kind of family to defend what country, we really let you hit the island of Japan, the first one you go to catch is also Yui Hatano, don't sing a high profile here with Lao Tzu, you are just for women and money!"
"Hahaha......"
The soldiers let out a burst of laughter again, this time the laughter shook the mountains and forests, and even the bigwigs in the guest seat couldn't help laughing, and Xia Buer also smiled and said: "Of course, I won't laugh at you, because I'm the same as you, who doesn't run for money to fight with the living corpses, don't you just farm at home!"
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
The soldiers immediately applauded warmly, and Xia Buer continued: "I used to be a poor dick, and the most valuable electrical appliance at home was a nine-handed electric car, and I dreamed of driving a luxury car and sleeping a car model every day, but I was still a virgin in my twenties, I had already given up the car model at that time, and my dream had become a little widow who sold Malatang, but even the little widow looked down on me!"
Xia Buer's words obviously went to the hearts of the soldiers, and none of them spoke, but he suddenly pointed to the four female generals behind him and said loudly: "Look at them! It's either Bai Fumei or long legs, all of them are goddesses, I'll ask you if they look good, do you want to sleep?"
"I want to sleep !!"
The soldiers all howled wolf howls, and the huge roar almost overturned the general, even Li Shirong and other girls who broke through the big dock couldn't help but lose their faces, and their pretty faces hung down with fiery faces, Long Qiu They were even more ashamed of themselves, and the only person who dared to make such a shameless speech was Xia Buer.
"Hehe~ Lao Tzu has already slept once, and he has tried any position, do you envy ......"
Xia Buer laughed obscenely with a lewd smile on his face, but he changed his words and said loudly: "Why can I, a poor dick who even looks down on widows, drive a luxury car and sleep with a goddess, because I dare to fight and dare to play with my life, now this world is fair, as long as you have the ability, you can become a master, tell me loudly, do you want to be like me, drive a luxury car and sleep with the goddess?"
"I want to !!"
The passion of the soldiers was ignited instantly, and they all jumped up and roared loudly, and Xia Buer shouted in conclusion: "Don't believe those who talk about their brothers all day long, Lao Tzu only believes in the comrades-in-arms who fight side by side with me, from today on, as long as you don't give up, Lao Tzu will take you to the peak of life!"
"Oh......"
The soldiers suddenly rushed to the stage like crazy, and the frightened four Bai Fumei hurriedly ran away, and even the female guests in the guest seat screamed, but the soldiers didn't come for them, just saw them rush to Xia Buer's side in one breath and directly threw him high into the sky.
"Amazing! Our coach is amazing......"
The people of the four major families stood up and applauded one after another, compared with the lethargic speeches of the big guys, Xia Buer's vulgar and obscene speech was simply a smashing of the Yellow Dragon, and it pierced the hearts of most people, and the people who came here to be militiamen were all for money and women, and they would not bird you if they told them big truths.
"Chew Chew Chew ......"
Suddenly, a shrill siren sounded, and the soldiers who were thundering with joy immediately stopped, and all looked at the gate in surprise, only to see eight chariots rushing straight through the gate, not paying attention to the guards guarding the gate at all, but there was a long army behind them, trotting in with neat steps.
"!!"
The soldiers gritted their teeth and cursed, all the troops wearing uniform digital camouflage uniforms and uniform equipment could only be the former regular army under Warlord Dong, and they were all dispatched today, and tens of thousands of people rushed in directly.
"Summer!Let the brothers put their guns down and we'll deal with ......"
The bigwigs of the four major families all looked solemn, and collectively walked down the stage to greet them, only to see that Dong Dashuai personally came out with a few officers, standing at the front of the team and waiting for a few bigwigs proudly, but Xia Buer said in a deep voice: "All disperse, the bullets are loaded, and the mobile team gets on the chariot!"
"Click......"
The sound of pulling the bolt of the gun immediately rang out, and dozens of chariots also started with a bang, the former regular soldiers obviously did not expect this situation, and after a commotion, they hurriedly put on the bullets and opened the safe, but several officers ran out and shouted angrily: "What are you doing, do you want to rebel, all put down your guns for me!"
"Sir, I'm afraid you haven't figured out the situation......
Xia Buer walked out of the crowd without fear, and said with a smile: "This is our militia training base, we are preparing to carry out shooting training, if you are here to observe and learn, please sit in the audience, we have prepared tea and pastries for you!"
"I told you to put the gun down, did you hear ......"
A tall colonel rushed over, his nose almost hit Xia Buer's head, glared at him viciously, and then said loudly: "Without our approval, you are illegally gathering and illegally possessing firearms, I will give you three seconds to put down your weapons, otherwise you will ......"
"Raise the gun !!"
Xia Buer didn't wait for him to finish yelling, and the 20,000 soldiers immediately picked up their weapons and scattered in all directions, not only the heavy machine guns and rocket launchers were all set up, but all the tanks and armored vehicles were also aimed at the gate, and the tens of thousands of regular soldiers were shocked, but they didn't dare to move without an order, and they all raised their weapons with nervous faces.
“……”
The valley of tens of thousands of people was suddenly quiet, and even a needle could be heard falling on the ground, no one thought that Xia Buer would be so resolute and not give the regular army any face, not only the people of the four major families were dumbfounded, but the leaders of the regular army were no better, and their faces were pale and swallowed saliva.
"Otherwise, whatever, you just say it......"
Xia Buer stared at the colonel's cruel smile, and the colonel's face was full of iron, but at this time, even a firecracker explosion could cause a firefight, not to mention that they were just here to shake their majesty, and the eight infantry chariots were not enough for other people's bazookas, so if they really fought, they would have to be wiped out.
"If you kind of shoot, our missiles ......"
The colonel stared at his eyes and began to speak ruthlessly, who knew that Xia Buer didn't wait for him to finish speaking, he raised his right hand suddenly, and in an instant, thousands of guns turned the muzzle, aiming at Dong Dashuai and others, and the fingers of the soldiers were all on the trigger, once Dong Dashuai started fighting, he would definitely be the first to become a hornet's nest.
The former Dong Dashuai may also be a predator, but the feeling of being pointed at by thousands of guns is not pleasant, not to mention that now he is already pot-bellied and oily, Xia Buer is still a well-known fanatic, just look at a wisp of cold sweat sliding down the corner of Dong Dashuai's forehead, and his old face turned uncontrollably pale for a few points......