Chapter 36: When a Friend Meets a Scumbag
After Jia Lin took off the makeup of the rich woman, she looked obviously younger, in her thirties, with a chubby face, very affinity, and seemed to be born to eat comedy.
Next, Zhou Min is going to play her boyfriend and play tricks with her.
Jia Lin has created a character who hates to marry in many shows, and she doesn't have a boyfriend in reality, but now she suddenly finds a boyfriend, such a novel thing will definitely attract Chang Teng.
And Zhou Min plays a little fresh meat that eats soft rice.
The program team arranged for him to deliberately show the essence of a scumbag in front of Chang Teng and observe how Chang Teng would react.
Zhou Min felt that this plan was a little monotonous, discussed it with the planner, and enriched the details, and then asked Jia Lin to dial Chang Teng's phone.
Because the two recorded the show separately, they didn't know that the other party was participating in the same show as themselves, so Chang Teng didn't think much about it when he received Jia Lin's call.
"Sister, what's the matter with my brother?"
"Brother Teng, I found a boyfriend. ”
"Oh, boyfriend...... What, you've got a boyfriend!"
Chang Teng yelled on the phone, speechless in shock.
Jia Lin was shocked by him and avoided her ears, looked at a few people on the side, and said with a smile: "Brother Teng, aren't you coming to Yanjing, there is a Russian restaurant on Donghua Road, I will bring my boyfriend over for dinner now, you can come over too, just help me check it." ”
Chang Teng hurriedly said, "Okay, I'll go over right away!" and then hung up the phone.
Jia Lin put away her mobile phone and explained to Zhou Min with some anxiety: "Don't laugh later!"
Zhou Min nodded: "I am professionally trained, and I will not laugh when I encounter something funny, unless I can't help it." ”
Jia Lin sneered, raised her hand and patted him on the back: "You have a good sense of humor." After saying that, he took him to the car and hid in an alley.
After a while, Chang Teng's car arrived and stopped in front of the restaurant.
Jia Lin drove out of the alley and parked next to his parking space.
At this time, Chang Teng had already gotten out of the car and was looking for Jia Lin's figure everywhere.
Chang Teng is in his forties, his figure is a little fat, and the two forehead lines on his forehead seem to be able to speak, seeing Zhou Min, who has changed into a suit, open the door to Jia Lin, and walk towards him hand in hand, the two forehead lines are entangled together like earthworms, and they look very happy.
Jia Lin smiled and beckoned to him: "Brother Teng!"
Chang Teng came back to his senses, watched the handsome Zhou Min and the round ball-like Jia Lin walking together, rubbed his eyes vigorously, and was still a little incredulous after opening his eyes, and muttered: "Linzi, you can really cause trouble, I thought you gave up on yourself and found a fat man casually......"
Jia Lin pretended to be coquettish and waved her hand: "I hate it~"
"Gross!"
Chang Teng shuddered and scratched the goosebumps on his arms: "Sister, I haven't seen you for a few days, why are you so numb?"
Jia Lin glared at him, then became pretentious again, leaned her face on Zhou Min's shoulder, and introduced, "Brother Teng, he is my boyfriend Ah Min." ”
Chang Teng held Zhou Min's hand with a touched face, patted the back of his hand gently, and said with tears in his eyes: "You have worked hard, if Linzi treats you badly in the future, my brother will stand up for you." That look, as if Zhou Min had suffered a great grievance.
Zhou Min really couldn't hold back his laughter, coughed, and said, "Brother Teng, don't stand outside, go in and talk." ”
Several people came to the designated position of the program team and sat down, and the foreign waiter came over with the menu.
Chang Teng glanced at the menu, looking dazed.
Zhou Min smiled and ordered a few dishes in Russian, which immediately caused him to exclaim: "Amin, you can speak Russian, amazing!"
"It's nothing, I know almost all languages. ”
Zhou Min said with a humble face, and said the most arrogant words in the most humble tone.
Chang Teng was speechless for a while, and looked at Jia Lin next to him with an adoring expression, feeling that her boyfriend was too good at blowing.
In fact, he wronged Zhou Min, who has countless classic songs in the parallel world in his head, and he can be proficient in all languages without learning them.
Zhou Min was accustomed to this, and did not consider what an amazing feat it would seem to others.
"Let's talk first, I'll go to the bathroom. ”
Seeing that Chang Teng was a little dissatisfied with himself for some reason, Zhou Min felt that it was time, so he excused himself to go to the bathroom and left the stage to Jia Lin.
Seeing Zhou Min walk out of the hall, Chang Teng couldn't wait to ask, "Sister, what does your boyfriend do, and how did you two meet?"
Jia Lin said with stars in her eyes: "Amin is an artist and can sing, I met him at the art exhibition." ”
Chang Teng felt that Zhou Min was even more unreliable, and frowned: "How long have you known each other, why haven't you heard it before?"
Jia Lin said with a nymphomaniac: "I fell in love with him at first sight, although we have only known each other for two days, it feels like we have been together in our last life." ”
The corners of Chang Teng's mouth twitched fiercely, and Jia Lin said again: "Brother, in fact, I called you this time to borrow money from you." ”
"What?"
Chang Teng's eyebrows squeezed out a pimple, and he wondered, "Why are you borrowing money for?"
Jia Lin let out a long sigh: "Alas, I spent 3 million to buy a car for Amin yesterday, and now I have no money to repay the mortgage." ”
Chang Teng immediately glared: "You bought the car outside, and you gave it to the man for nothing?! Are you crazy?"
Jia Lin said angrily: "Why did you give it away for nothing, although the owner of the car wrote Amin's name, Amin said that it was the joint property of the two of us!"
"Oh, I'll go!"
Chang Teng clenched his fist and smashed his head, feeling that his sister was really stupid, she was deceived and counted the money for others.
He suppressed the urge to pull Zhou Min out and beat him up, and persuaded bitterly: "Sister, do you think you two are really suitable?"
Look at him, he is handsome and chic, and he is a talent. What about you? It's not that my brother buries you, you look like a ball, what else can he like about you but your money?"
Jia Lin stood up and said angrily: "Don't you talk about Ah Min like that! Ah Min is not that kind of person, I'll call him out and explain it to you!"
Chang Teng leaned back on the chair with his hands and said with a sneer: "Go ahead, call him out, I'll see what flowers he can make up." ”
Jia Lin walked in the direction of the bathroom in a huff, smiling so hard that her cheeks twitched, and walked quickly into the monitoring room.
As soon as she entered the door, she couldn't help laughing, her eyes glowed and she approached the monitoring screen, urging: "Play fake news quickly, see how Brother Teng reacts!"
Then he looked at Zhou Min and said with admiration on his face: "Amin, how long is your brain, if you come to "Human Observation", these two people on the side are estimated to be unemployed." ”
The planner and the host glanced at each other, and they were also very helpless.
Zhou Min's ghost ideas are too many, Qingqi's brain hole makes the two of them breathtaking, if they really come to their show, the ratings of the show can at least go up to a higher level!
It's a pity that he is a singer and has a bright future, so it is impossible to be a comedian......
The host sighed, pressed the button, and played the freshly recorded news on the TV in the restaurant.