Chapter 200: Brother~Are You Uncomfortable~
"If you have something to say, don't do it!" Li Yu hugged the angry Lori, for fear that she would really pounce and tear people apart.
"Let go of me! I'm going to gouge out his eyes!"
"This is the normal reaction of human males when they see you, and they praise you! If you don't look good, you won't get this kind of compliment!" Li Yu said with a serious face.
"Meow, but I smell him itching to mate?"
"Yes, yes, men usually use this breath to express their praise for women......"
"Hmph!" the white cat snorted, calming his anger slightly.
The clerk was dumbfounded.
Oh my God, I want to hug it too...... But these two are so deep in the play, they are senior fat house fans, right?
"Miss, can we take a group photo?" the clerk asked cautiously.
"What's in it for me to take a group photo?" Lori narrowed a pair of cat eyes.
The clerk didn't say a word, and immediately pointed to a pair of black strappy Mary Jane shoes in the store, and said, "Miss is wearing this outfit, and there is still a pair of shoes that fit, and these shoes are given to Miss for nothing!"
"Shoes ......" Lori tilted her head and thought about it, in fact, she disliked the habit of wearing shoes very much, after all, it was too inconvenient, and it was most comfortable to touch the earth with her feet!
But in order to integrate into human society, wear it!
She reluctantly took a picture with the clerk, took the pair of Mary Jane shoes, and put her small and cute little feet into the shoes, frowning slightly.
"Isn't it appropriate?" the clerk looked at her nervously, as if he was caring for some peerless treasure.
"Meow...... Wearing these broken shoes, the agility of this seat plummeted by 30%!"
"Hehe......" The clerk smiled awkwardly, "It's impossible, these shoes are the best orange outfit in the store, agility plus 100 points, defense plus 200 points!"
Lori looked at him suspiciously: "Are you retarded?"
Clerk: "......"
Li Yu pulled her out of the store with black lines on his face.
The clerk was still asking behind his back: "Miss, where did you buy your cat's ears and tail?"
"Buy, meow a mi, I'm going to kill you......"
"Calm, calm!"
Li Yu hugged her teeth and claws, and left quickly.
Back at the rental house, Chen Fugui also came back from work, and was stunned when he saw the cat maid who was following Li Yu arrogantly.
"Oh wow, wow, wow, this is so cute, little plum, where did you kidnap little Lori?"
"Little fat man, take out your sausages and honor this seat, this seat is hungry. Lori stood on tiptoe and patted Chen Fugui on the head.
"Ahem, okay, Xiao Li, it turns out that you found a door-to-door service...... Chen Fugui suddenly laughed evilly, "Is the quality of door-to-door service so high now?
Li Yu grabbed Chen Fugui: "Don't get me wrong, for the sake of your little life, you better take out the sausages in the refrigerator." ”
Chen Fugui was stunned: "Little plum, it's hard to get fat alone!"
"Eat a ghost, this is my cousin from the mountains, her father is the overlord of the soil in the mountains, you are not allowed to think crookedly, you know that the people in the mountains are very cruel, and they kill people when they are excited!"
"Brother-in-law, don't worry, I'll take care of my cousin!" Chen Fugui nodded obnossarily, "Cousin, what do you call it?"
Lori looked at Li Yu.
Li Yu hesitated for a moment: "Their names in the mountains are very long and difficult to pronounce, so it's good for you to call her Bai Xia!"
Lori nodded: "Yes, my name is Bai Xia, and this name is okay." Little fat man, take out the sausages and meow them. ”
"Okay, Bai Xia, you like sausages as much as the stray cat I adopted. ”
"Meow?"
Li Yu was also relieved to see that the two of them got along quite well.
But now why do you think that this dead cat is dependent on yourself, let's leave quickly after eating, if you want to live here, you have to pay for accommodation!
He went back to the room and took out his mobile phone to look at it, and Chu Muyan sent another message.
"Brother~Did you miss me today~"
"No!" Li Yu replied.
"Hmph, villain, I won't play with you anymore!" Chu Muyan replied in seconds.
"Today's training mission is complete?"
"It's already done, the deputy minister was stunned, saying that I was gifted and like a robot~"
"And what are you doing now?"
"Huh~ People just finished taking a shower, do you want my brother to take a look......"
Li Yu suddenly remembered the fatal temptation when she changed her clothes on the night she dealt with the evil cultivator, and her nose was hot.
Chu Muyan also seemed to remember this, and didn't send a message for a while.
Half a minute later, a photo was sent, it was a selfie of Chu Muyan's upper body, he actually ripped off the bath towel, pressed the chest area with only his hand, and most of the delicate skin was exposed.
Her long wet hair was scattered over her shoulders, adding a bit of charm and seductiveness.
It's a bit excessive!
You are a national goddess, how can you post such a colorful photo, and if it is leaked, it will shake the entire entertainment industry!
Li Yu was about to save the picture and enjoy it, but Chu Muyan withdrew it.
This is even more excessive!
"Huh~ Today's benefits are here~ My brother wants to see more, come to find someone~"
Hehe, little vixen, you want to seduce me to work for the execution department, it's impossible!
"Brother~ Are you uncomfortable, do you want people to help you with that ......?"
"People's hands are not soft, are they comfortable......
Hiss...... A bold goblin, who dares to blatantly seduce the old man! Do you think this will lead me into a pit?
"That's enough! You send me a location, I'll go now!"
Chu Muyan stared at the phone screen and snickered, this villain brother, you know how powerful I am, right?
"I won't send it to you, people are going to sleep, good night!"
“……”
Big star, you are so unkind!
Li Yu sighed deeply, it seems that he has to meditate again tonight to calm this damn restless heart.
You have a new order, please check it in time!】
A system prompt made Li Yu calm down instantly.
So fast? I just completed Chu Muyan's entrustment order today, don't you let people breathe a sigh of relief.
[Cultivation is like sailing against the current, if you don't advance, you will retreat, please don't be lazy, and share yourself with as many monks as possible to complete more tasks!]
It's really worse, cool and not refreshing, and the work pressure is increasing every day.
He looked at the order requirements in his mind, and his heart chuckled.
[Entrusted Task: Help the Client integrate into human society, learn human customs, and do not reveal any abnormalities]
[According to the client's request, temporarily grant the host demon clan true dragon bloodline]
[The tasker is already waiting outside the room, please go out to meet the host]
No way?
Outside Lao Tzu's room?
Li Yu held the doorknob of the room, took a deep breath, and pushed the door out.
Lori Baixia held a sausage in her mouth, holding Chen Fugui's mobile phone in her hand and pointing.
On her head, a line of words popped up: [The client loves Xinjueluo Le Zheng Jirou, the cat demon (incomplete state of transformation)]
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone~
(End of chapter)