Mars 146.The bathing center has arrived
The more I drank, the more casual my words became.
Zhu Qiqi and Chen Gewu Wang Ba looked at the mung bean, looked at each other, and after a few words of Shudu, it was too late to see each other.
"Don't be afraid of spicy when eating hot pot, the spicier it is, the more flavorful!" Chen Gewu opened the chatterbox and said: "To eat hot pot, it is best to have cold beer, Bagan beer has a high malt concentration and great stamina, but the taste is still excellent, do you want to have some?"
Speaking of this, Chen Gewu suddenly opened his mouth and sang:
The younger sister is spicy and hot, and thousands of spotted bamboo tears are walking.
Who can pass through the intestines with cold beer, and suddenly hear the sound of fairy music in his ears.
"Boss, here are two beers, frozen!" Zhu Qiqi suddenly shouted, he was really spicy.
Cold beer with skewers, just like three with two or four, absolutely amazing.
…… Two pieces of beer and two pieces of beer...... Now it's the eighth.
"You turtle son spilled ......," Chen Gewu yelled at Zhu Seventeen with his tongue wide.
"Talking about a duck, which turtle son spilled?" Zhu Qiqi staggered with the cup, blowing his beard and glaring.
"You turtle spilled ......" Chen Gewu put his right hand around Zhu Qiqi, held the wine bottle in his left hand, and said with a big tongue: "Come on-do it, when Lao Tzu goes back in the future, please ask your turtle son to drink Shudu liquor, that is what the master drinks!"
"It's dry, don't drink it!" Zhu Qiqi's left hand was also on Chen Gewu's shoulder, "If you want to say that it tastes good, it is still the burning knife of the White Bear Empire, and the wine of my Shenlong Empire accounts for a mellow word, Lao Zhou, the wine of your Sam Empire is too few and a few handfuls of light." ”
"That's, I have heard the name of Shenlong Baijiu, and when I come to the Shenlong Empire in the future, don't hide on purpose, if you deliberately hide, Lao Tzu will tear up your nest!"
"Lao Zhou, you've come to the Divine Dragon Empire, if you don't come to me, I'll find ten beauties to you when the time comes!" Zhu Qiqi said with a glare.
"How can ten beauties be enough, at least twenty, I heard that the dragon beauties are all in the palace, can you find a few to come out and drink with me!" Zhou Yishan said with a smile.
"Who said that the beauties are all in the palace, Zhu Chongjiu's old boy doesn't like women, he is dedicated to immortality, the beauties are all in Zhu Laosan's dog's house, the dog's day is not a person, I thought it was the prince, and I actually robbed a woman with Lao Tzu, Lao Zhou, when the time comes, we will go and rob his mother together!"
"Okay, fuck it!"
At first, the palace was secretive, but now it's like this?
Sure enough, the rabbit was brought out by the dog, and the words were brought out by wine.
Chen Gewu faintly felt that something was wrong, but he still pretended to be ignorant and raised the wine bottle and shouted, "It's done!"
"Don't do it!" Zhu Qiqi directly put the mouth of the bottle into his mouth.
Bagan beer was really strong, and when the twelfth was finished, the three people who drank it were all taller.
Of course, if they use cultivation as cheating, another twelve, one hundred and twenty pieces will be fine.
Drinking among friends is a pleasure to drink, and cheating is not interesting, and it is not a social occasion.
In social situations, as long as you are cheating and cheating and not being discovered, of course, it doesn't matter, but if you drink and cheat among friends, it is a matter of character, and you must not make such friends.
If it weren't for the boss urging him to close countless times, I don't know how long this wine would be drunk, Cao Nan couldn't help but doze off and fell asleep in Hu Xiaohong's arms.
There were no lights on the way back, only dreamy starlight, and in this chaotic country, taxis closed early.
Hu Xiaohong walked in front with Cao Nan in her arms, the three big men hooked their shoulders and staggered behind in a daze, the road after being drunk was extremely wide, and Punanguo was theirs.
But now the wide road is blocked, and two cars in front and two in front of the road block five people in the middle of the road, and the bright headlights are so bright that people can't open their eyes.
"Fuck, how do you drive, Yuanguang dog!" Chen Gewu put his hand on his forehead to block the light, and said with a curse.
"Go, Lao Chen, go and smash the headlights for the turtle son, fuck his grandmother is a bear, Lao Tzu's eyes are blind!" Zhu Qiqi pushed Chen Gewu out and scolded.
Chen Gewu staggered forward, his forehead was pressed against a hard thing, he grabbed it, rubbed it in his hand, threw it at the headlights, and scolded: "Grass, what is it?"
The lights went out, and then sparks erupted, and the smashed car burst into flames.
But Chen Gewu's own body was also arched into shrimp, and his stomach was hit several times with his knees.
"Do you go, or do I go?"
"There you go!"
"No!" Chen Gewu suddenly straightened up, and a smell of wine sprayed the faces of the two people in front of him, and then kicked out, and the two people in front of him became trapeze.
Got up, sprayed wine, kicked his feet, and the movements were smooth, all in one go, the two of them had not yet landed, Chen Gewu's body had already unfolded, and none of the more than 20 people had time to shoot, and he had all been beaten to the ground.
"Do you want to ask?" asked Chen Gewu.
"Don't bother to ask!" Zhu Qiqi said.
Zhou Yishan nodded, nothing to ask.
Clapping his hands, Chen Gewu shouted: "You let me!"
On Monday, they got out of the way, and Chen Gewu pushed the two cars behind him suddenly, and the four cars collided together, and the fire spread, and soon the "boom" fuel tank exploded.
"Lao Chen's skills are good! Zhu Qiqi said.
Depressed, drink a few cups of cat urine and don't know who you are?
I didn't say anything I shouldn't have said, did I?
"Yes, you're not here to catch Lao Tzu, are you?" Chen Gewu deliberately stared at Zhu Qiqi and said, "If you want to arrest it, come here!"
"Lao Tzu catches your grandson, you are an immortal, you can catch you with Lao Tzu's shot, just send a few small soldiers to arrest it!" Zhu Qiqi scolded, "You didn't dig Lao Tzu's ancestral grave, Lao Tzu caught you and dropped the ball!"
"I'm sorry, Seventeenth Prince!" Chen Gewu said with his head bowed. At this time, seeing that although Zhu Qiqi scolded fiercely, there was no sign of making a move, and he also knew that he was hot-headed and misunderstood, so he quickly apologized.
"Apologize a few times, friends don't drink when they do!" Zhu Qiqi said.
Is this really a prince?
When drinking, the mantra is "don't drink", and now when scolding, the foul mouth bursts out at will, Hu Xiaohong glanced at Zhu Qiqi suspiciously.
Zhu Qiqi seemed to be able to understand Hu Xiaohong's thoughts, and said: "What's wrong with the prince, there are more princes and grandchildren in the Shenlong Empire, and there are more people who can't swear and swear, what's wrong with swearing, no!"
Zhou Yishan saw that Zhu Qiqi was obviously venting, and it was estimated that he had been suppressed for a long time, so he smiled and said, "Didn't you say that the Shenlong Emperor didn't like women?"
"Don't like women doesn't mean you don't get close to women! Which woman in the palace doesn't dress herself up and wait for luck, even if you do it occasionally, there is always a winning bid, what is so strange about giving birth to ten or eight princes and princesses a year!"
As Zhu Qiqi spoke, he suddenly put his arm around Zhou Yishan's shoulder, looked at Hu Xiaohong and said, "Old Zhou, you won't be able to do that, you didn't show up for a day and night yesterday, I thought you were ...... I didn't expect that such a charming beauty around me would still be a virgin!"
The voice was very loud, and there was no evasion at all, Hu Xiaohong couldn't wait to sew Zhu Qiqi's big mouth shut, but she was very curious about how Zhou Yishan would answer.
"Damn, how can the confiscated ones on the slope come back to eat the stored grain? I can't do it? or we will go to Bibi? Shame on you!" Zhou Yishan said angrily.
Am I storing food? Is there a chance? But ......
Hu Xiaohong couldn't help but be a little disappointed.
"It's better than that, there is one in the Shenlong Inn!Who is afraid of whom!" Zhu Qiqi said loudly, "Do you like girls, or young women, young women are the best, they know how to have sex and stamina!"
Is this the prince?
Zhou Yishan couldn't help but be puzzled, but he hadn't spoken yet.
Zhu Qiqi said again: "But those women in the Shenlong Inn are boring, they get on the bus if they give money, they are afraid of getting sick without wearing a hat, and they are unhappy when they wear a hat, and they are the most energetic to soak other people's women." ”
"A wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is better than stealing, and stealing is better than stealing!" Chen Gewu agreed loudly.
Zhu Qiqi cocked his thumb and agreed, and he sighed as a fellow practitioner, and chatted with Chen Gewu about the difference between stealing and not stealing.
"Lao Zhou, let's go! The bathing center on the sixth floor has arrived, you won't be cowardly, will you?" hahahahahaha......haha