Chapter Ninety-Three: Forced to Liangshan
Zhou Min and the others soon came to the attic where Wu Yong was.
The attic is carved with beams and paintings, red walls and green tiles, and it looks extraordinary. A young man dressed as a boy stood at the door with his hands down, and when he saw the two men coming forward, he stretched out his hand to block their way.
"Gentlemen, please stop. ”
Huang Bo saw that there were really people who were not afraid of death, so he immediately laughed evilly, and waved his hand at Zhou Min: "Amin, play with him!"
The corners of Zhou Min's eyes twitched, feeling like he had become a bully's doglegs, he glanced at him, and stood in place without moving.
The boy was inexplicable for a while, looked at the two of them, and said according to the process: "If you want to get the favor of my husband, you need to pass three levels, the first level is a couplet, please see the two gentlemen." As he spoke, he walked into the room and pointed to a couplet hanging on the wall.
Huang Bo frowned, looked at the painting and read: "Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water...... Isn't this the poem at the beginning of the Three Kingdoms? We are the Water Margin, and the two families don't speak at all!"
Zhou Min stopped him with a smile and said to the boy, "Go get pen and ink." ”
Huang Bo looked at him in surprise: "Amin, you can still write couplets." ”
Zhou Min said with a smile: "I don't understand much, so let's write a few words and try it, if we deliberately embarrass us, it's not too late for us to do it again." ”
Huang Bo couldn't help but be happy, feeling that this was what he wanted, with a big killer like Zhou Min, he also abided by the rules of a fart, and killed all the way through!
Soon, the boy made the brush and ink and invited Zhou Min to the table.
Zhou Min lifted the pen and dipped it in ink, and the dragon flew and the phoenix danced on the paper.
Huang Bo looked at the ink outlined on the white paper, and read it out word by word: "Eighty-one is difficult to bloom twice...... Eighty-one is difficult to say Journey to the West, what does the two flowers mean, and are there any allusions?"
Seeing Huang Bo looking at him curiously, Zhou Min smiled and shook his head: "It's not interesting, this word suddenly popped up in my head." ”
Huang Bo sighed, and then looked at the boy with a fierce face: "This is considered our pass, right?"
The boy was frightened by him, and said with a dodging look, "I'll go and ask the sir." He took the lower link and ran upstairs.
Huang Bomu sent him upstairs, glanced up, pulled Zhou Min and ran up, crossed the second floor, and went straight to the last floor.
Coming to the hall on the third floor, an old man with a lupine scarf sat in front of the table in the middle, fanning a goose feather fan, looking majestic and looking extraordinary.
Wu Yong frowned and looked at the couplet that the boy brought up, shook his head and sighed for a while, and commented: "The word is a good word, but the right one is not neat at all, it's a pity......"
Huang Bo saw the old man's appearance clearly, and immediately became happy, and greeted: "I said why did you hang a couplet of the Three Kingdoms below, it turned out that Prime Minister Zhuge came, you always let the prime minister be inappropriate, how can you run here to be Wu use!"
When the old man heard the voice, he raised his eyes and swept towards Huang Bo, smiled slightly, and looked at Zhou Min again: "The handwriting is good, let's learn couplets in the future, learn more traditional things, it is very helpful to improve the quality of actors." ”
Huang Bo introduced to him: "Teacher Tang, Amin is a singer. ”
Teacher Tang looked at him and shook his head slightly: "It doesn't hurt to learn more things." ”
Seeing the handsome and handsome Zhou Min, he couldn't help but think of himself when he was young.
When he was young, he was called a cream boy, and his acting skills were not very good, and after the fire, he once fell into a situation where there was no drama to film, and then he finally grew up.
He didn't want Zhou Min to go through his detour again, so he made a point.
Zhou Min also recognized the old man as the actor of Zhuge Liang in his childhood memory, and some said excitedly: "Teacher Tang is right, I wrote it down." ”
At this time, Teacher Tang suddenly reacted and said to the two of them in surprise: "No, why didn't you follow the rules and ran up by yourself?"
Huang Bo said proudly: "Teacher Tang, you don't know, the rules of our show are that there are no rules, you should hurry up and hand over the clues, otherwise we will be rough." ”
Teacher Tang straightened his face, revealing a momentum of not being angry and arrogant, and said sharply: "I see who dares!"
Huang Bo immediately confessed, and waved his hand with a hippie smile: "I don't dare, but Ah Min is not necessarily." As he spoke, he looked at Zhou Min.
Of course, Zhou Min didn't want to be this villain, so he glanced at him and asked Teacher Tang, "Teacher Tang, what will test us at this level?"
Teacher Tang's face was slightly pale, he fanned the goose feather fan, and said: "Wu uses the nickname Zhi Duoxing, this level will of course test your resourcefulness." The poems on the second floor will be exempted for you, and you will be directly forced to go to Liangshan in the third level. ”
Zhou Min was slightly stunned, literally, shouldn't this level let them go to bad things, right?
As if to verify his conjecture, he listened to Mr. Tang continue: "You can find five random people, call and say that something has happened to you, and ask them to come over immediately, if they agree to come over without knowing it, even if you complete the task." ”
Huang Bo and Zhou Min glanced at each other and smiled bitterly.
Those who can be on call must be the closest people, and they will deceive them because they are doing a show, and they will have the face to face them again in the future.
The program team is too ruthless, and they still really want to make them betray their relatives and force them to Liangshan!
Huang Bo was distressed for a while, and his eyes lit up suddenly: "Can anyone be?"
The director's voice immediately sounded: "You can't call the other guests of the show." ”
Huang Bo was immediately angry, and yelled at the camera: "If you say no, you can't do it, Mr. Tang is the master, and he will only count if he says it!"
"No, I can't. ”
Teacher Tang looked at the lively expression, shook the feather fan with a smile, and rejected him very simply.
Huang Bo immediately collapsed, stared at the camera for a while, he reluctantly took out his mobile phone and dialed a phone number: "Hey, Jingzi, I'm Huang Bo, where am I?"
"I'm interviewing actors in southern Zhejiang. The little fresh meat I was looking for in the movie broke the contract, and this will start filming immediately, where did I go to conjure up a second male, but I was saddened. ”
A voice with a strong Beijing accent sounded, which made Huang Bo breathe a sigh of relief, the sponsor's mobile phone he used when the program team sent him, even the card was not his, if the other party saw an unfamiliar number and didn't answer, it would be mixed.
"You're in southern Zhejiang, that's great, I have something to do, can you come to southern Zhejiang Film and Television City right away?"
"Hiroko, what's wrong with you, wait for me, I'll go over!"
Huang Bo smiled and said, "Wait, don't come yet, let's go to my house at night to talk." As he spoke, he suddenly glanced at Zhou Min, and his eyes rolled and said, "You want little fresh meat, right, I have a suitable one here, I will ensure that you are satisfied, and I will introduce you to you in the evening." ”
"Then thank you, see you later. ”
Huang Bo hung up the phone and called his wife again, and two directors who knew each other also agreed to come over, and the others either said that there was something wrong or refused directly.
After grinding for nearly half an hour, Huang Bo sat on the ground a little distressed, looked at Zhou Min and said, "Amin, Brother Bo has done his best, and the last one will be handed over to you." ”
Zhou Min nodded, thought about it for a while, and probably only Jin Mushui wouldn't care about this kind of thing, so he dialed Jin Mushui's phone.
After the phone beeped twice, Jin Mushui's bold voice rang: "Amin, you haven't contacted me for three years, why did you suddenly remember to call me?"
"If you encounter something, can you come to South Zhejiang Film and Television City?"
"No problem, I'll go find you!"
"Don't, you better not come, I'm ......"
"I'll see you later!"
Zhou Min looked at the phone he hung up and was a little stunned, listening to the meaning of Sanshui's words, he had already returned to China.