Chapter 45: You're here to show off

Hearing that the god of food actually devalued the delicious crayfish as worthless, Lin Xiaoyi was suddenly unhappy.

"Hey, God of Food, if you say so, but you are very wrong, this spicy crayfish is indeed not good-looking, but it tastes delicious. If you don't believe me, you try one. ”

The god of food had no choice but to endure the nausea, carefully picked up a smaller crayfish with two fingers, and was about to stuff it into his mouth, but was stopped by Lin Xiaoyi.

"No, no, you can't swallow it in one go, you have to take the crayfish shell first, and then eat its meat, well, like this. ”

While speaking, Lin Xiaoyi took matters into his own hands, picked a large crayfish, flexibly peeled off the shell, and threw the tender and fatty pink shrimp meat into his mouth and chewed it happily.

As soon as you bite into it, the spicy soup overflows from the fatty shrimp meat, mixed with a slight spiciness, and the deliciousness of the shrimp meat instantly reaches the extreme, washing in Lin Xiaoyi's mouth, and the fragrance between the lips and teeth is even more enduring.

Looking at Lin Xiaoyi's face full of enjoyment, the god of food followed his appearance in disbelief, peeled off the shrimp shell, and then closed his eyes tightly, slowly put the pink shrimp meat into his mouth, and took a bite gently, suddenly, the delicious juice instantly poured into his mouth, and then, his eyes lit up.

The brows that were originally twisted together gradually soothed, and when the spicy soup invaded his tongue, the slightly white cheeks of the god of food flew up in an instant, and two fiery clouds flew up in an instant, and warm white gas continued to emerge from his mouth, and there were fine beads of sweat oozing out of his forehead.

It's so mellow, it's moist, it's so fragrant!

The softness of the taste and the stimulation of the taste are really addictive.

The deliciousness of shrimp meat has exceeded the words of the god of food, and he is immersed in the wonderful taste and cannot return to his senses for a long time.

After he reacted, he couldn't wait to chew all the shrimp meat in his mouth, and then swallowed it slowly, quietly feeling the delicious shrimp meat and slightly spicy soup, which stirred back and forth in his mouth.

How can there be such a delicious taste in the world?

The god of food has lost his mind for a while.

Then, there is no then.

The God of Food is busy.

didn't have time to think about it, he directly snatched the bowl of spicy crayfish that Lin Xiaoyi was holding, and ate it coolly!

Even in the end, I didn't even peel the shell, I threw it whole into my mouth and chewed it happily.

"Click, click!"

The crisp sound of breaking the shell echoed endlessly, and from time to time it was mixed with the voice of the god of food.

"Delicious, that's what really is delicious. ”

"It's spicy and refreshing, and the shrimp meat is even more delicious, ahhhh ”

"Cool, cool, cool!"

It didn't take long for a bowl of spicy crayfish to be swept into the stomach by the god of food, and there was not even a little soup left.

"Shh......h

When the food god licked his fingers stained with spicy soup, he suddenly reacted that the crayfish he ate belonged to Lin Xiaoyi, and not long ago, he swore that the spicy crayfish would be worthless.

Slap in the face!

* Naked face slap.

Or slap yourself in the face.

Rao's face is the god of food for thousands of years, and he is also red.

Lin Xiaoyi saw his embarrassment, and hurriedly smiled: "It's okay, you just eat." I ordered three more just now, and I'm sure you'll have a good time. ”

The God of Food smiled shamefully, "Then I'll thank Yu Xiaoyou first." ”

Lin Xiaoyi waved his hand, "Don't worry, customers come first!"

When the god of food heard this, his old face turned red, and he said: "I admit that this spicy crayfish is indeed a delicacy in the world, no, no, no, even if it is placed in heaven, it is also a delicacy sought after by tens of thousands of people." It was abrupt before, I'm sorry, Yu Xiaoyou. ”

Lin Xiaoyi smiled slightly, "You're right, the appearance of this crayfish is really not good, and it can persuade many people to quit, but as long as you are willing to try it, you will be able to read it in the next life." ”

The god of food stretched out a thumbs up, "That's true, give it a thumbs up." ”

Lin Xiaoyi smiled dumbly, this god of food is quite fashionable.

After thinking about it, Lin Xiaoyi asked, "Since you think this crayfish tastes good, do you want me to take you to see its production process?"

"Not really. The god of food shook his head and refused, "When I leave, just buy more ingredients." ”

Lin Xiaoyi kindly reminded: "This spicy crayfish still requires some skills to make, so you really don't need to visit it?"

The God of Food smiled and patted Lin Xiaoyi's shoulder, "Yu Xiaoyou, you forgot my identity." ”

Identity?

Not really!

Lin Xiaoyi slapped his head and showed a wry smile on his face.

People are a god anyway, and they are also the god of food, why do you need to visit other people's production methods?

The God of Food smiled, "I only need to taste it once, and I can make the same food with spells." However, thank you Yu Xiaoyou for your kindness. ”

Lin Xiaoyi nodded, obediently, the gods are cheating.

After that, most of the three spicy crayfish delivered by takeaway went into the stomach of the God of Food, and Lin Xiaoyi only drank beer.

Although beer is also a rare thing that does not exist in the heavenly court, the god of food did not fall in love with it fanatically, and the slight wheat astringency really made his taste buds very uncomfortable, and he was still happy to drink it.

After a full meal and wine, it was nightfall.

Lin Xiaoyi asked with a smile, "God of Food, let's go out for a walk?"

The God of Food's eyes lit up, "Yu Xiaoyou has other arrangements?"

Lin Xiaoyi nodded, "Aren't you looking for the food of the world, I'll take you to the night market to see the world." ”

"Wonderful. The god of food was overjoyed and hurriedly stood up, "Let's go, let's go now." ”

After Lin Xiaoyi closed the hotel, he led the god of food to the city center in a hurry.

Since the location of the hotel is in a remote suburb, they have to take a taxi and have to wait for more than ten minutes.

The God of Food, who couldn't wait, directly proposed: "Yu Xiaoyou, let's fly over, how about it?"

"Yes, yes!"

Lin Xiaoyi's face was full of anticipation, when he was watching Journey to the West before, he was very envious of those immortals who could soar through the clouds, and this time he was fortunate to experience it himself, and naturally a hundred were willing.

"Come to the clouds!"

The god of food pinched the magic trick in his hand, and with a low shout, a cloud fell straight from the sky.

The cloud obediently stopped in front of the two of them, and rubbed the tip back and forth on the body of the god of food affectionately, this is coquettish.

The god of food smiled, touched the tip of the cloud with his hand, and then turned back to Lin Xiaoyi, who was stunned, and smiled: "Yu Xiaoyou, this is a cloud that was tamed a thousand years ago in the next thousand years, named Ran Ran, taken from the poem 'Flying Cloud Ran Ran Gao Twilight, the new title of the colored pen breaks the intestines. ’”

Lin Xiaoyi asked curiously, "The God of Food also knows the verses of the world?"

"A thousand years ago, I was in the lower realm, and I met a talented man by chance, and these two poems came from his mouth. The god of food was full of reminiscence, "I didn't expect that in the blink of an eye, it would be a thousand years later, and the vicissitudes of life are nothing more than that!"

sighed for a while, and the God of Food came back to his senses, "Let Yu Xiaoyou smile." ”

Lin Xiaoyi smiled nonchalantly, "Human nature." ”

The god of food strode up to the cloud and beckoned to Lin Xiaoyi, who hurriedly rushed over with an arrow step and jumped up, but he didn't pay attention to the clouds under his feet and suddenly dispersed, so he fell in embarrassment.

Seeing this, the God of Food hurriedly helped him up and smiled apologetically: "Ran Ran is a naughty child who likes to joke with people. Please also Yu Xiaoyou, don't care. ”

Lin Xiaoyi got up, patted the dust on his body, smiled awkwardly, and then glanced at the cloud named Ran Ran strangely, and said curiously: "I have only heard of tree spirits and snake spirits, but I didn't expect that even clouds can become essences?"

"Smack!" As soon as Lin Xiaoyi's words fell, he was ruthlessly whipped out by a force.

When he got up in embarrassment, he saw a cloud grimacing at himβ€”it was Ran Ran who had attacked him before.

Lin Xiaoyi gritted his teeth hatefully, killing a guy with a thousand knives!

"Ranran, don't be rude to Yu Xiaoyou. The god of food scolded, and then said to Lin Xiaoyi: "Yu Xiaoyou, forgive me, Ran Ran was born as a fairy cloud, which is a kind of fairy beast, and the goblin you said is a different thing." Moreover, the immortal beast has a strong sense of race, and if you rashly compare it with ordinary goblins, you are undoubtedly provoking their authority, so ......"

Lin Xiaoyi smiled bitterly.

What could he do, he was also desperate.

was beaten by a cloud, who will believe it?

Touching his nose stupidly, Lin Xiaoyi said, "I'd better take the car to the city center." ”

"Haha, Yu Xiaoyou, don't panic, I've already taught Ran Ran a lesson, and there will be no more accidents. The God of Food smiled and waved his hand, and without waiting for Lin Xiaoyi to agree, he pinched the magic trick in his hand, and actually lifted the latter's body directly and sent it to the clouds.

Lin Xiaoyi didn't fall down again this time.

The feeling of the soles of his feet was a little excited, and he even had the urge to dance an elderly disco.

However, in order to avoid being beaten again, it is better to be a little more restrained.

No zuo no die – if you don't die, you won't die.

Lin Xiaoyi secretly warned himself, and felt that something was wrong.

The God of Food smiled faintly, "Stand firm, let's go!"

As soon as the words fell, Ran Ran, who was ready to go at the feet of the God of Food, made a "boom" and rushed out at a speed that was so fast that he had no friends.

"Ahhhh

The sky reverberated endlessly, and Lin Xiaoyi's screams like killing pigs were all there.

The wind kept hitting his face, stinging his skin like a sword carving, and occasionally some cold wind drilled into his throat, which was more uncomfortable than swallowing ice slag, Lin Xiaoyi couldn't even open his eyes, just shouted desperately.

In Lin Xiaoyi's imagination, soaring clouds and fog is a beautiful picture that is particularly chic and handsome, full of infinite compulsion.

But when his dream came true, he suddenly realized that fairy tales were all lies.

Look at his loveless appearance now, where does it have anything to do with the words "chic and handsome"?

The first experience of soaring into the blue sky, tears flowed!