Chapter 155: Lawlessness
In the middle of the night, everyone in the academy was immersed in sleep, and the sound of snoring came and went in each room.
At this moment, a crack suddenly opened in the door of the governor's room.
Zhou Min stretched out his head, observed that there was no cameraman around, walked out cautiously with a plastic bag, lit a bunch of branches in the courtyard, and then touched the scholar's room.
He had already written down the scholar's room during the long rounds, and came to the door of his room in the dark.
Gently pushed down the door, there was obviously no door bolt on the door, Zhou Min tiptoed in, there was a row of bunks in front of him, and there were six people sleeping on it, and by the moonlight, he quickly found the location of the scholar.
Zhou Min hid behind the door, turned on the light switch suddenly, and shouted, "It's on fire!"
A man woke up in a hurry, and shouted in fright: "It's on fire!"
The others woke up one after another, and all hurriedly ran out to check, Zhou Min took the opportunity to pour the contents of the plastic bag onto the scholar's bed, pressed it with the quilt again, lifted half of the quilt, and quickly pinched his nose and ran out of the door.
At this time, Hu Kexin had already woken up all the other stars according to Zhou Min's instructions, and when they heard the movement, everyone came out to watch.
Chang Teng dozed off, looked at the fire in the middle of the yard with squinted eyes, and complained: "This can also be called a fire, and you can extinguish it with a soak of urine......"
The others also found out that it was a false alarm, brought a basin of water to extinguish the fire, asked each other, but they did not know who lit the fire, and went back to sleep one after another.
Zhou Min had already unknowingly blended into the star team at this time, and said to the people on the left and right: "Don't go, there's still a lot to watch." ”
Everyone looked at Zhou Min curiously, not knowing what the hell he was doing.
Suddenly, several scholars who returned to the bedroom screamed, and the room suddenly became commotion.
"It stinks!
"it, Brother Dong, you're pulling on the bed!"
"It's not me, I didn't pull!"
"Huh~ It's all on the quilt and mattress, and you said you didn't do it?
The scholar was speechless, picked up the futon, and walked out with a look of shame.
Seeing this, Zhou Min felt comfortable for a while, and shouted to the scholar: "Brother, don't drink at night if you have a bad stomach, otherwise you will have diarrhea!" The meaning of the words was obviously to confirm his incontinence.
The scholar's face was flushed with ridicule, and when he saw Zhou Min and other celebrities all pinching their noses, there was a disgusted expression on their faces, and they felt that this time it was a shame, and they immediately wanted to find a crack to get into.
At the same time, he was also wondering what was going on with him, was it really like Zhou Min said that he had a bad stomach?
It's not right, if he really has diarrhea, why doesn't he have it in his pants?
Do you sleepwalk and sleep until midnight and get up to relieve yourself?
Thinking about it, he couldn't help but start to doubt his life, feeling that he really didn't know his physical condition at all, so let's go to the hospital for a check-up......
Chang Teng looked at his funny appearance that changed back and forth, couldn't help laughing, laughed for a while, and suddenly ran away from Zhou Min, and said vigilantly: "Amin, you won't really go to the toilet to make!"
Zhou Min smiled and said, "No, I got some mud and rotten leaves, and by the way, I got some bedbugs." ”
Chang Teng's face softened at this time, and then he laughed out again: "Seeing that you are usually honest, you are so bad when you come up with bad water, this senior brother is miserable, it is estimated that he will be laughed at for a while." ”
Zhou Min smiled and pointed to the camera in the courtyard and said: "Don't worry about it, he will be laughed at for a day or two at most, and the program team will be able to wash away his grievances when he sees the video." Then he said with a resentful face, "Teacher Zhang Li is full of bad water, so I ran back from the mountain naked, and I had to find a chance to take revenge." ”
Chang Teng glanced at the courtyard where Zhang Li was, drew a cross on his chest, and said with a solemn face: "Teacher Zhang Li, I will always miss you in the future, Amen." ”
The others laughed and laughed, and they all made a silent appearance for Zhang Li, and at the same time silently remembered one thing in their hearts, that is, don't annoy Zhou Min.
This honest man launched a surge, but no matter what your status is, even an old-timer like Zhang Li dares to retaliate, it is really lawless!
After watching the excitement, everyone went back to their rooms to sleep.
Early the next morning, Zhou Min felt that something was clamping his thighs, and he reluctantly opened his eyes, and found that it was Hu Kexin who had changed from lying on the bed to lying horizontally, and a pair of long legs came from under the bookcase, only clamping his legs......
Zhou Min couldn't cry or laugh, and gently patted her calf a few times.
Hu Kexin was sleeping Zhengxiang, suddenly felt that someone touched her, frowned slightly, opened her eyes sleepily, and saw her legs wrapped around Zhou Min, she was suddenly startled, quickly took her legs back, put on her coat and ran out with an embarrassed face: "I'll go to the toilet!"
Zhou Min looked outside the door, the sky was already dark, it was about five o'clock, put on his clothes and came to the door.
At this time, the chief had already gotten up, took the ruler and went to the other rooms, and one of them gave a ruler, and woke up the others one by one to come out and wash.
Soon four tables were brought with washbasins, towels, combs and toothbrushes, and a bowl of white powder.
"Bah, this is salt!" Liu Qian dipped her index finger in some powder and put it in her mouth, and immediately spit it out again.
Hu Kexin picked up the toothbrush and complained: "This toothbrush is so ugly, it looks the same as throwing it away after use." ”
The choreographer said on the side: "As early as the Tang Dynasty, Sun Simiao recorded the cleaning method of rinsing his mouth with salt water every morning, and in the Song Dynasty, the prototype of the toothbrush appeared, taking bone, horn, bamboo, wood and other materials to make the brush handle, drilling two rows of small holes at the top, and inserting horsetail bristles, which is very close to the modern toothbrush. ”
Zhai Chang nodded and said, "Now it's up to the scholar to wash up, let's start quickly." ”
Chang Teng dipped a toothbrush salt with a wicked smile and said, "Brother Jian, come on!"
Zhang Jian said reluctantly: "Be careful, it hurts to touch your gums." As he spoke, he reluctantly pursed his mouth, revealing two neat rows of white teeth.
On the other side, Yang Xiuwen directly poked the toothbrush into Xiaobao's mouth.
Xiaobao was suddenly stunned, spit out twice, buried his mouth in the basin and drank a mouthful, rinsed his mouth, and then looked at Yang Xiuwen with a resentful face: "You are not brushing my teeth, you are a veterinarian extracting teeth!"
Yang Xiuwen said aggrievedly: "I didn't mean to. ”
Zhang Jiang looked at Hu Kexin in front of him awkwardly, and brushed her twice stiffly, which was a symbolic completion of the task.
Only Liu Qian brushed Zhou Min's teeth with a gentle face, and said: "Amin, your teeth are okay, there are no tooth decay, and they are quite white." ”
Then he poured a glass of water to rinse his mouth, wiped his face and hands with a wet towel, and looked like a little daughter-in-law who served her husband in ancient times.