Li Jie has been sitting on the sofa for almost an hour. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Fat Thor was watching TV while eating. The whole fried chicken that was in front of him had already been eaten.

He started a small snack after eating, the potato wedges he bought from around the corner. Enjoy it with tomato sauce and cola. He worked hard to make himself live like an earthling.

Eat junk food, watch variety shows, and let out that kind of dead house laughter.

Thor, who is unattended, is like Alaska who was fostered at his grandmother's house. At the speed of a balloon, it rapidly expanded and grew larger in just over a month.

Li Jie lowered his head, his mind was now full of mush. "What are you doing every day now, Thor?" there was a dreamlike ethereal inspiration in Li Jie's voice. It was as if his soul had been pulled out of his body at this moment.

I know that he doesn't dare to look up now, the fat man nestled in the sofa.

"Learn about the daily life of human beings. Odin asked me to learn human humility. I feel the need to learn from the daily life of mortals. Start with your diet. Thor took another sip of Coke while watching TV. After drinking, I had a full burp.

Li Jie pretended not to hear Thor's hiccups. It should be said that Thor's intentions were good, and Li Jie comforted himself like this.

"So, do you have any experience now?" Li Jie tried to keep his tone as calm as possible. He tried to think about the bright side of things, in case Thor really realized something?

"I haven't realized much yet. However, I found that Coke with fried chicken is really delicious food. Thor watched the TV show, laughing as he answered Lee's question.

Because Thor laughed so loudly that it caused a vibration in his body. This caused the couch under his ass to tremble slightly.

Although Li Jie didn't want to face the current situation, he still had to ask. "You've been eating fried chicken and drinking Coke every day now, in the more than a month I've been away?"

Thor thought for a moment. "Almost, starting with Valkyrie's return to Asgard. I went to the fried chicken shop around the corner and bought fried chicken and came back for dinner. ”

"How much do you eat every day?" Li Jie felt that his green muscles were about to burst.

"In the morning it is generally hot and high. At noon and in the evening I eat a whole fried chicken with potato wedges, doughnuts and ice cream. Thor was amused watching the TV where Gordon Ramsay was cursing the students who had made the wrong dish. He learned some new foul language techniques.

"You don't drink now?" Li Jie's blood began to circulate faster.

"No, I found out. Coke actually doesn't taste bad either. I don't know why, although I was resistant to Coke on the first sip. But after drinking too much, I started to feel a little addicted. This one really tastes good. I drink this every day now. Thor held up the 1.5-liter bottle of Coke to show how much he loved Coke.

"Drink this every day?" Li Jie tried not to let his anger show.

"Yes, about four bottles a day. Thor had no idea what he was talking about. 1.5L of Coke, drink 4 bottles a day.

Anyone knows that the sugar and calories from drinking cola like this are a blast, okay?

And this month of unsupervised food made Thor's diet indulge in free to eat as he pleases. Thor only eats what he likes, like fried chicken, like burgers, like ice cream.

Freshly fried potato wedges with tomato sauce are a snack. Whole fried chicken is the main dish, and it is occasionally eaten with a hamburger. Plus donuts and ice cream for dessert after the meal. The drinks were all cola.

This eating pattern is a total calorie bomb, okay?

That's why Li Jie hasn't seen Thor for about a month, but now he can't recognize Thor's appearance. He's completely puffy to the point of deformation, okay!

Especially after he gave up thinking about Asgard and fighting, and devoted himself to the life of a mortal. And when I became obsessed with the TV, this puffy state began to accelerate.

Because his daily life is to find the TV show he wants to watch, and then turn on the Coke and snacks while eating and drinking while watching TV. Especially after he learned to use the phone and knew that there was such a thing as ordering food over the phone.

He didn't even need to do the necessary exercise of going around the corner to buy food every day. All he needed was a phone call, fried chicken burgers, potato wedges, ice cream donuts. These things, the store will ask the clerk to deliver them.

All he had to do was sit on the couch and wait. Although Thor also wondered a little, mortal life is so easy and pleasant, why does Odin still say to learn humility from mortals?

And can this happy life really appreciate the meaning of life? Thor said that he did not understand very much, so he could only increase his learning from mortals. I am more and more addicted to Coke fried chicken and variety shows.

So when Li Jie came here, what he saw now was not an ordinary salted fish, but an ultimate salted fish that was swollen by oil and water blisters, and even showed signs of cracking.

Li Jie felt that if Odin saw the current appearance of Thor, I am afraid that Loki would definitely be able to become the king of Asgard. Because Odin will definitely not let such a fat house Thor succeed to the throne, if he succeeds to the throne and becomes the god king, it will be the biggest insult to Asgard!

Maybe Odin will not hesitate to execute Thor himself, because having such a son is simply an insult to Odin's godname.

And Li Jie, who is responsible for raising Thor in the world, will definitely ignore it because of the breeding, and only know how to feed Thor, but never take him out for a walk. caused it to walk away and form an abandoned house. As joint and several liability, Li Jie will definitely be killed by Odin.

Thinking of this, Li Jie suddenly felt a chill in his back. This is the first time he feels the most terrible crisis after coming to the Marvel world for more than ten years. You know, Heimdall's eyes can see the Earth directly from Asgard!

If one day Odin misses Thor and asks Heimdall to help him take a look at Thor's current situation, then all this will be exposed!

And then holding his lightning staff to take Li Jie's life? Li Jie suddenly felt that all this was very possible.

"Thor, have you felt anything uncomfortable lately?" Li Jie's back was already wet with his sweat, obviously the weather was not hot, but he still sweated a lot, which was frightened by what he was thinking about just now.

"Uncomfortable? Thor was a little unsure.

"It's like when I stand up after squatting, I sometimes feel dizzy. The mortal body is strange, and it has never been like this when I was a god. ”

This is not a mortal's physical wonder, is it? You are a precursor to high blood pressure! If you eat like this, you may have a stroke at any time! Li Jie shouted frantically in his heart.

"Also, I recently went to the toilet, and I felt a little sticky with my urine for some reason. I really don't understand the mortal body. Are you all like this?" Thor looked at Li Jie questioningly.

It's not a mortal's problem, you just have diabetes, right?" Li Jie felt that he couldn't look directly at Thor.

Although Thor's previous one was reckless and impulsive, he was at least upright and heroic. But now he probably doesn't even have the capital to be reckless and impulsive.

In the past, Thor's undressing was a body of tendon meat, but the modern Thor only has a cheap meat when he takes off his clothes!

When Thor wanted to take a sip of Coke again, Li Jie finally broke out. He knocked over the Coke in Thor's hand with one hand, and he was completely out of the way. This is probably the first time in years that he has been so out of shape.

"Drink, drink, you want to become a salted fish and die, why drag me into the water! I always thought you were just a bit of a waste, and your brain was not very good. It's a bit salted, but it's still a cure! But you're more salted than I imagined! You're already a god of salted fish!"

Li Jie's angry curse this time even brought some of the tone of scolding in his previous life.

"Listen, fat man, I don't care how you got into this bear now. But from tomorrow onwards I will supervise you, and you will not drink Coke, you will not eat fried chicken, you will not eat any high-calorie food! ”

"What you used to be, you'd better change me back right away. Otherwise, be careful that I give you a good look! Look at the fat man who is dead! Look at Lao Tzu beating you to death! Now you must not only teach me humility, but also lose all your cheap flesh for me! Otherwise, I will not be polite to you! From today onwards, you are not allowed to eat these anymore. Now roll me out and swim five kilometers in the pool!"

Li Jie aggressively snatched the TV remote control, drinks and food from Thor's hand. He roared at Thor with an unprecedented reproach, and with an incomprehensible anger and seriousness at Thor.

And for the first time, Thor felt the murderous aura from Li Jie, and he wasn't joking. If he didn't do what he said, Li Jie would really kill himself. For the first time, Thor felt the horror of this mortal, and he actually wanted to kill the gods!

And in Li Jie's heart, he has already begun to think about how to start training this waste snack. Thor, you're really not as good as Loki. It's better to simply let Loki be the king of Asgard, and save him from becoming a villain.

After you recover your divine power, you can be a salted fish on the earth with peace of mind, at least there is a place for your salted fish on the earth. Li Jie thought silently, he was already thinking about whether to meet Loki in a different way.

Perhaps, he can reach a little agreement with Loki. After all, judging by the last contact with Loki, Loki is not that bad. And most importantly, Loki is smart enough to maybe be able to agree with him on certain things.

For example, to leave a certain god of salted fish on earth?