Chapter 818, I didn't lose unjustly!

There was a moment of silence, followed by maniacal laughter.

The father and son are so interesting, the son organizes the wedding for his parents, and the husband is polite to his wife.

If the phrase 'I don't think I'm ready' was said by Jiang Keren, it would be easier for everyone to accept it. From the mouth of a thick man, how can it make people feel so coke?

Tang Chong didn't laugh.

Tang Zhong knew that the bearded man was not a cowardly person. Don't say kissing a woman in public, or killing a person in public------ what a mess, today is a day of great joy for people, how can you fight and kill?

A man who is not even afraid of death will be afraid to kiss a woman?

Jiang Keren didn't laugh.

She opened her eyes in the laughter of the audience, she didn't see any panic, her expression was indifferent, her eyes looked thoughtfully at the beard, looking at the man who was silently in love with her but finally caused a sensation in the capital.

They have been separated for more than 20 years, but this distance of time and space can cut off all their feelings?

The bearded man didn't smile even more.

He is still the same bun face that wants to speak, as if he has something to say but doesn't know how to express it.

"You've been waiting for more than twenty years, why aren't you ready?" asked Tang again.

When the father and son are in trouble, they naturally need the son to stand up and save the scene.

Tang Zhong felt that if Huaxia Country had a 'Huaxia Good Son' selection activity, he would definitely be able to enter the top three. Who do you not choose, who do you choose?

Sure enough, Tang Chong's question opened the bearded man's chatterbox.

The bearded man glanced at the audience, then looked at Jiang Keren, who was standing close in front of him, with affection in his eyes, and said, "Have you heard the story of Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies?"

"Yes. Someone in the audience said coaxingly. This myth is almost a household name, how could they not know?

"I've heard it too. The bearded man hummed. "Twenty-seven years ago, I came to Yanjing from a small mountain village whose name I couldn't find on the map. When I came to Jiang's house, the first woman I saw was Jiang Keren---- the first time I saw her, I thought of the Seven Fairies. ”

Tang Chong's forehead was covered with black lines.

My dear father, there are seven of the Seven Fairies. How did you see one and think of seven?

Besides, Tang Zhong has also witnessed the quality of the girls in Wuling Village, when you come out of a place like Wuling, I'm afraid that everyone you see in Yanjing is a Seven Fairy, right?

Of course, as a bearded son, he can't sabotage when Lao Tzu is sensational.

Not only can they not destroy themselves, but if others dare to destroy them, they must destroy them.

The audience in the audience was also very face-saving and did not make fun of him because of the logical errors in the bearded man's words.

Even if you laugh, you are secretly laughing in your heart.

You see, Zhang Heben was holding back very hard. The little face was flushed, like a ripe apple.

"It took me a long time to get the courage to say the first thing to her. I asked her where the hut was, and she looked at me for a while and said, "Get out of ------," the bearded man then broke the news.

Flutter!

Lin Huiyin, who was drinking juice, sprayed the juice in his mouth directly, and many ladies who tasted wine also showed this kind of rudeness.

The men couldn't help it this time, and laughed uncontrollably.

Jiang Keren didn't expect that the bearded man who used to be honest and rarely spoke would break the news in public at the wedding scene, his pink and smooth cheeks turned white, red and purple, biting his lip, but he couldn't say a word.

If Tang Chong had juice in his mouth, Tang Guo would also spray someone else's face.

Tang Zhong didn't have juice in his mouth, so he accidentally bit his tongue.

He stood stupidly, with ten million wild horses galloping in his heart.

Bearded, your image is not like this. That's not true.

You are tall, mighty, unsmiling, and taciturn.

You are the iron-blooded man in my mind, the hardcore uncle that countless little girls like to be infatuated with.

This is your type, this is your line.

You can't pout, you can't make faces, you can't even stick out your tongue, what do you say you sell?

For no reason, what do you learn to sell?

"On the first date, it was the housekeeper who asked me to be her driver. The housekeeper gave me the task the first night, and I didn't sleep all night of nervousness. The next day at dawn I went to the housekeeper and said that I didn't think I was ready. The housekeeper asked me what else I needed to prepare, and I said I was going to get a driver's license----- and that day, she drove me to run errands. She was my driver and I was her bodyguard. ”

The audience laughed again.

Jiang Keren's mother Tang Chong's grandmother laughed so much that tears came out, and an old man sitting next to her said to the old lady with a dry mouth and a leaky voice: "There is such a thing, at that time Tang Lie had just entered the door, I thought to myself, you can't just eat and not work, right? It happened that Miss Keren was going out the next day, so I thought about arranging for him to follow him to be the driver----- but I didn't expect that the next day was just dawn, as soon as I opened the door of the room, I saw him standing at the door of my room without saying a word. ”

"I was really shocked. I said Tang Lie, what are you kid doing here? What are you going to do as a door god? Tang Lie said to me, "Butler, I don't think I'm ready." I got angry, I said Tang Hunting, it's just to drive a car for Miss, how big of a deal can it be, do you still need to prepare? He said, housekeeper, I have to prepare for a driver's license first----

The old lady pointed to the old butler and said with a smile: "He can't even drive a car, so you dare to let him go out with the lovely person?"

"Originally, I wanted to change someone. But Miss Keren also got up early that day, and after hearing the conversation between the two of us, she held her stomach and laughed for a while, but still agreed to let Tang Lie go out with her----At that time, who would have thought that there would be such a day?"

The old lady also sighed and said, "Yes." Who would have thought that there would be such a day? The two of them stood together, and a hundred people saw ninety-nine people shaking their heads and saying that they were not worthy. ”

"Old lady, what about the other one?"

"And the other one is blind. ”

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The bearded man has a great desire to express himself and is also very talented in acting.

He waited until everyone's laughter had subsided for a moment before he continued, "I kissed her for the first time------

Wow!

The audience was in an uproar.

Everyone's eyes widened, and their eyes burned as they waited for the bearded man to continue to break the news.

As long as you are a normal human being, how can you not have the slightest interest in other people's first time?

Even Tang Chong's emotions were mobilized, looking forward to it but secretly expressing his curiosity.

He was afraid that his grin would be too obvious and scare the bearded story back.

He peeked at Jiang Keqing and found that the woman was expressionless, and she looked completely uninterested in this kind of thing.

Tang Zhong gave her a thumbs up, and she also gave her a tacit look.

"She's better at pretending than herself. Tang Zhong thought in his heart.

Jiang Keren was in a hurry.

No matter how generous and calm she is, she is embarrassed to let the bearded man tell this kind of boudoir secret in public.

"Don't say it. Jiang Keren threatened.

The bearded man nodded, and embarrassedly apologized to the audience who were looking forward to it: "The first time she said the words 'don't say' to me, it was after she took the initiative to kiss me for -----the first time."

Oh-----

The guests in the audience were almost crazy, and even Jiang Liren and the old lady had a feeling of messiness in the wind.

feelings, it turned out that their girl spoiled other people's children first?

----Do they want to say sorry to their in-laws for a while?

"I'm sorry we didn't discipline our daughter properly. The loss suffered by your son ---- now being repaid by my daughter. ”

Why is this so awkward?

Tang Zhong also had a feeling of dumbfounding.

When he was young, Jiang Keren ----- so hot?

Why can't you see it at all now?

Jiang Keqing was so excited that she grabbed Jiang Keren's hand and shook it and said, "Sister, you are my own sister." I'll just say, how can the personalities of our sisters be so different. It turns out that I'm Mingsao, you're sullen----- right, that's how you should do it. The man you like should take the initiative. The hand is fast, the hand is slow. Those with handicapped hands can only masturbate at home by themselves. ”

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This time, Tang Chong began to feel messy in the wind. This aunt, where did she get so much yellow to slip around?

"The first time we spoke, I wasn't ready. The first time I worked as a driver for her, I wasn't ready. The first kiss, I wasn't ready to -----"

"If I had married her twenty years ago, I wouldn't have been ready. Twenty years were given me to prepare, and I was still not ready. ”

"I always feel that when I'm in front of her, I'm not good, that's not good, I'm not good enough. ”

No one laughed anymore.

Everyone was silent.

Jiang Keren's eyes moistened.

Tang Chong's face turned red----

Shame!

He always thought that he was an invincible little prodigal son in love, but compared to the bearded man in front of him, he was simply a nonsense little deflated three.

The bearded performance gave him a feeling of being on the back of the mountain.

Masters. This is the real master.

If you don't move, it's amazing!

Tang Chong himself blamed himself, Jiang Keqing stabbed Tang Chong's shoulder and added fuel and vinegar to the side, and said: "Your father is much stronger than you, no wonder you soaked your mother back then." ”

What does "-------" mean?

Do you want to prove that you are better than the beard, and you have to rush to bubble your mother with him?

"In front of her, I'm afraid I'll never be ready. The bearded man looked into Jiang Keren's eyes and said, "Give me some more time to prepare, okay?"

Jiang Keren nodded with tears streaming down his face.

Then, standing on tiptoe, he gently 'pecked' on the bearded lips.

The audience applauded thunderously, and the cries shook the sky.

At the door of the lily hall, a middle-aged man in a wheelchair reached out and stroked his broken leg, his eyes were sad, and he muttered: "I am not wronged, I am not wronged-----"

(PS: There are a lot of friends who give Lao Liu birthday wishes, thank you, thank you, thank you.) The next chapter update will put a list of local tyrants. ）