Chapter 739: Accident (I)
"Deadpool, what the hell are you waiting for, hurry up....." Death took Deadpool's hand and placed it on her plump chest.
"It doesn't matter if he's a dream or not, let's talk about it first!" Deadpool immediately put everything behind him, and he flew down on the goddess of death, and the waterbed was covered with waves.
Li Kang was afraid that a small bottle of arrow frog poison would not cure Deadpool, so he took out a bottle of crane top red and a bottle of peacock gall bladder, and poured it into Deadpool, after making sure that Deadpool could not wake up for the time being, he took out a small obsidian box from his arms, which was a dark artifact that could collect people, and the person who was put in it would turn into a pool of blood within an hour, which was a very cruel and domineering artifact.
However, Li Kang didn't plan to turn Deadpool into blood, he just wanted to use the obsidian box to hit Deadpool, and leave this place of right and wrong first.
But when he finished reciting the incantation and pointed the obsidian box at Deadpool, a black light suddenly emitted from Deadpool's body, smashing the obsidian box into a mass of pieces, and the fragments of the explosion left countless spots on Li Kang's defensive aura.
"What the hell is this?" Li Kang's eyes widened, in this black light just now, there was an incomparably powerful cosmic energy, this bone-chilling energy contained a will to die, one of the darkest energies in the universe, Deadpool definitely did not have this ability, but this energy did indeed come from Deadpool's body.
Li Kang thought for a while, and he suddenly thought of a name mentioned in Deadpool's daze - the goddess of death......
There will be no mistake, the energy beam just now is from the power of the goddess of death herself, then the situation is very clear, Deadpool is now messing with the goddess of death.
In Li Kang's mind, Deadpool and a skeletal-faced woman immediately appeared hugging each other.
His first reaction was to pity Thanos, this old guy is afraid that he will not be light.
But the problem also arises, there is the energy of the goddess of death to protect Deadpool, Li Kang can't move him even if he has the ability, but if Deadpool wakes up now, as long as he sees Dr. Longer's body, the situation will immediately become out of control.
Li Kang tried to carry Deadpool away, but this guy's body is amazingly heavy, which is not surprising, Deadpool and Goddess of Death, the dog man and woman, are now afraid that they are doing something indescribable, entangled with the five gods of the universe, and Deadpool's current weight is not something that Li Kang can move.
At the critical moment, Li Kang kicked Deadpool, he took out a bottle of small insects and came to Dr. Longer, the small insects in this bottle looked very ugly, this is a corpse eater hiding in a hell thatched house, this kind of insect is more powerful than the piranha in the Amazon jungle, within ten seconds, you can eat a cow to the point that there are no bones left, it is a must-have at home, a good thing to destroy corpses, but this game should have a strange smell, and ordinary decent people will not use this thing.
Li Kang poured out a few corpse worms on Dr. Longer's corpse, and these worms burst into a blue fire and ripe.....
Li Kang slapped his head hard, Dr. Longer's tongue was glued to the high-voltage wire, and now his body was connected to high-voltage electricity, he hurriedly went to find the electric switch, but sure enough, he still didn't find it, in a fit of anger, he fired a hell fireball, and blew the high-voltage cable in the laboratory into two, sure enough, this hand was immediate, but the lights in the laboratory were all extinguished at once, only the hellfire and the crackling sparks on the cable provided a little light for the laboratory.
"Dare to provoke Lao Tzu at this time, I am on fire now, whoever provokes me, I will kill whom!" Li Kang shouted into the air, he came to Dr. Longer with the corpse eater, this time he was really angry, and poured all the corpse eaters on the corpse in one go, this time there was no high-voltage electricity, the corpse eater devoured it, and soon gnawed up half of Dr. Longer's body.
Li Kang took two steps back, although the corpse eaters are ugly and vicious, but the recipe is very simple, they only eat some dead meat, and have no interest in living flesh, but he still takes two steps back, because the corpse eaters come from the hell thatched house, which is the territory of Beelzebub, the king of flies, the hell thatched house is probably the most foul-smelling place in the whole universe, and the smell of the corpse eater can smoke the big living people alive.
"Smack!" put a hand on Li Kang's shoulder.
Li Kang was shocked, he turned around and punched the bridge of the man's nose, it turned out that Deadpool was doing this death, when he was nervous, he made this kind of joke with him, it was already very cheap to take a punch Deadpool, the hell fireball in Li Kang's hand was pinched, and it was almost slapped on Deadpool's face.
"Whew~!" Deadpool screamed, he covered his nose and shouted angrily, "Li Kang, are you crazy? I'll pat you on the shoulder, why did you break the bridge of my nose." ”
"I can't die anyway, it won't take two seconds to recover. Li Kang shook his shoulders angrily, "What's the matter with you now, don't you have a sound when you walk?"
"I see you've been busy, as if you're doing something big, let me see what you're up to. Deadpool stood up and looked behind Li Kang.
Li Kang's heart was excited, he hurriedly stopped in front of Deadpool, and said with a smile, "It's okay, there's nothing there, there's nothing to see in the dark lights here, let's get out quickly, the Red Skull is fighting the Avengers outside, we have to help the Avengers, by the way, your idol Spider-Man is also there." ”
At this critical moment, Li Kang decisively sold a handful of Spider-Man, everyone knows that Deadpool has an unusual obsession with Spider-Man, even his uniform is an imitation of Spider-Man, and the two are also very compatible to a certain extent, if they don't perform any tasks together, or participate in any battles, just eat and drink, play video games together, etc., Spider-Man likes to be with Deadpool very much, but when he is on a mission, Spider-Man hates Deadpool very much.
Because Deadpool is a mercenary, and at the same time a bloodthirsty assassin, when performing a mission, he can kill people and never leave anyone, his assassination concept is to break through head-on and kill everyone, this is the perfect assassination, so there is no deep hatred, it is easy not to hire Deadpool to kill, there is a way to steal, and Deadpool's asking price is too high, and ordinary gangsters can't afford it.
Sure enough, Deadpool's eyes lit up when he heard the words Spider-Man, "Spider-Man, is he here? Great, the two of us can finally get together again! It's time for a little Nazi like Red Skull to know that he knows how powerful the Dead Spider combination is!"
"What the hell is a dead spider?" Li Kang looked at Deadpool's shining little eyes, and said in his heart that it is really powerful to have a self-healing factor, just finished the goddess of death, and even remembered Spider-Man, he saw Deadpool's eager little eyes, and there was a big misunderstanding on the spot.
The uniform on Deadpool's body is recovering very slowly, although Doctor Doom's technology is powerful, but it can't stand Li Kang's indiscriminate bombardment, and the smart nano suit was almost completely disintegrated, Deadpool exposes the lower abdomen of the eight-pack abs, and wears big pants with a red heart on the lower body, which looks like a pervert.
"Dead spider, as the name suggests, is a word that takes my name, and two words of Spider-Man's name, death is the meaning of Deadpool, and spider, is the meaning of Spider-Man, the combination of the two of us, is the combination of dead spiders, it is simply a perfect name, don't admire my perfect IQ, sometimes I am so wise that even I am afraid. Deadpool made a trembling gesture of fear and laughed triumphantly.
Li Kang took out a box of wind oil essence and wiped it on his temples, he muttered in a low voice, "SUCH AN UNFORTUNATE NAME, EVEN AN IMMORTAL LIKE YOU CAN HOLD IT, AS LONG AS YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THAT FORK IN XIA, JUST BE HAPPY." ”
Deadpool didn't hear it at all, he suddenly looked at Li Kang suspiciously, and asked in a sneaky tone, "Detective Kang, what are you hiding from me? Tell me quickly, if you don't talk about it now, do you still have to wait for the New Year?"
Kaikang's heart trembled, he pretended to blow a little song relaxedly, and said with a displeased face, "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand it?"
"Hahahaha......." Deadpool looked up to the sky and smiled, "Don't hide it from me, I know you too well, you haven't scolded me for five minutes, and you haven't cleaned me up with those weird spells, this is so abnormal, it's not your style at all, you guy is a cruel sadist, a scoundrel who lies and doesn't blink, betraying friends is like selling cabbage, how can a despicable and shameless scum suddenly be so good to me?" There must be something bad waiting for me, you can do it, okay, don't let me panic. ”
Li Kang covered his face, and said in his heart that I was wrong to be good to you? I didn't expect to feel a little guilty because of Xia Kela's death, so his attitude towards Deadpool was also much better, and because of his good attitude, he was scolded by Deadpool, and he raised his hand to send Deadpool electric out.
Deadpool had left the realm of the dead, so the protection of the goddess of death no longer worked for him, and he flew out with smoke all over his body, slamming into the wall behind him.
"You really still have something to hide from me, you are too light. Deadpool still didn't give up.
"I think you're making a mistake!" Li Kang had no way to be entangled, and he scolded very weakly.
Deadpool fell to the ground, he suddenly found that behind Li Kang, there was something that seemed to be a corpse, and he immediately stood up with a carp, "Who is that corpse behind you?" He pointed to Li Kang's back, vaguely, he seemed to remember something, and always felt that this figure seemed to be very familiar, and it should be a very important person.
"Which.... How can there be!" Li Kang was rarely panicked, and this time it confirmed Deadpool's suspicions.
"Don't hide it from me anymore!" Deadpool shouted, "I already know, it's all about that corpse, I can remember everything just by seeing it!"
Li Kang took a step back, he secretly glanced at Dr. Longe's corpse, the efficiency of the ghoul insects was amazing, at this time, Dr. Longer was only left with a pile of white bones, and even half of the white bones had been gnawed, if it weren't for those tattered clothes, he wouldn't even be able to tell that this was once a big living person.
His heart was put into his stomach at the moment, and Deadpool couldn't see anything at all in this situation, in order to be on the safe side, Li Kang used a spell to make those corpse eaters implode, and the acid they produced when they exploded was very corrosive, and the already tattered clothes were even more damaged.