Early the next morning, the people gathered outside the city, selected their shields and weapons, and prepared for their departure.

Chang Teng's eyes rolled, and when a director was not paying attention, he grabbed his motorcycle and rode up, holding a shield in one hand and a handlebar in the other, shouting: "For the princess, rush with me!"

Seeing this, Zhou Min hurriedly shouted: "Brother Teng, don't be lazy, go and be a scout to find out the enemy!"

Everyone in the program team shook their heads and sighed helplessly, and they all had nothing to do with him. Couldn't stop filming in order to punish him, so he went with him, sent a car to follow the filming, and the rest of the people continued to shoot his star normally.

For today's mission, almost all the post soldiers of the post station were dispatched, Zhou Min walked side by side with Tie Jingming at the front, and glanced at Guo Donglai beside her, and said curiously: "Even the two of you have been dispatched, I'm a little curious about who the enemy is?"

Tie Jingming shook his head: "I don't know, the director asked us to listen to your command, even if we win if we go to the top of the city, it seems that it is not easy." ”

Guo Donglai said excitedly: "I saw someone transporting ladders and siege vehicles in the morning, as well as catapults, an absolute big battle!"

Zhou Min raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "Since it's true, let's discuss tactics." ”

Guo Donglai smiled, looked at him and said, "What bad idea did you come up with?"

"The soldiers are treacherous, how can there be any damage that cannot be damaged. Zhou Min suddenly stopped as he spoke, and shouted to everyone, "Everyone gather in front of me!"

When the crowd heard the shouting, they gathered around in an uproar.

Zhou Min looked at the people with blank faces and ordered: "Divide five people to find firewood, five people to find animal dung, and the others continue to move forward with me." ”

Guo Dong came to have a good time and said: "The catapults have all become dung trucks, and they said that you will not be damaged." ”

Zhou Min rolled his eyes and argued: "This is not my invention either, haven't you heard of boiling water gold juice?" In the past, the people defending the city boiled human and animal feces in water, and when the besieging party attacked, the boiling water gold juice fell down the siege ladder, and the hot and smelly gold juice not only responded to the enemy, but also scalded and infected the enemy, which was simply a necessary magic weapon for defending the city. ”

Guo Donglai looked knowledgeable, and asked again, "Then what are I doing with Jingming?"

Zhou Min patted him on the shoulder expectantly, and said, "You and Jingming are our hole cards, and I will be responsible for covering when the time comes, and the two of you will rush over and force the city gate." ”

Guo Donglai said reluctantly: "This is the life of the death squad." ”

Zhou Minmin looked at him with threatening eyes: "You can't say it's up, right?"

Guo Donglai immediately got energetic, patted his chest and said: "What I said, when did a person like me who sticks a knife in the ribs for a friend ever fall off the chain!"

Zhou Min snorted, said no more, and the group slowly came to the city with "Yangguan" written on it.

On the adobe-piled city gate, there stood more than 20 soldiers armed with scimitars and dressed as ethnic minorities, and four catapults were lined up on the city wall at equal distances.

At this time, Chang Teng had been riding a motorcycle for a while, and was standing in the distance towards the city tower and shouting: "If you have the ability, you can come down! What kind of hero is hiding on the city gate! As long as you dare to come down, I guarantee that the white knife will go in, the red knife will come out, and I will pierce your heart! The white knife will go in, the green knife will come out, and I will pierce your gallbladder!"

The choreographers on the city gate all laughed angrily, and waved their hands: "Get the golden juice!"

Immediately after, more than a dozen pieces of diluted feces fell down, Chang Teng narrowed his eyes after smelling the stench, and withdrew with his shield.

Looking at Chang Teng, who was dodging in embarrassment, Liu Qian and the others covered their mouths and laughed, Guo Donglai laughed even more unabashedly, and said with a playful face: "Haha, there is really such a thing as gold juice, and the program team really uses it!"

Chang Teng came to the safety range with a look of resignation, and when he saw the arrival of a large army, he trotted over, stood up straight and saluted Zhou Min, and reported: "Report to Lord Zhou, the enemy has a total of twenty-one people, four catapults, a number of bows and arrows, and countless feces, very disgusting!"

Zhou Min puffed and said, "It's really difficult for you to report the number in such a serious way." ”

Chang Teng instantly slumped his shoulders and complained: "The they used is real, but it disgusts me." I wonder if the program team deliberately brought in a few dung diggers to make cameo appearances......"

By this time, the catapult had been loaded with bricks, and countless bricks fell one after another, sending out a puff of smoke in front of them.

Xiaobao glared and said: "! Use real bricks! Play, filming a show will cost people's lives!"

Zhou Min picked up a brick and said, "The props are very realistic, as long as you don't hit your face, it won't hurt." ”

Xiaobao and the others breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Zhang Jian: "Brother Jian, let's go to the siege!" After that, he pulled Zhang Jian together, pushed the siege vehicle and rushed over.

A rain of arrows fell from the city wall, and the two turned around and ran when they saw that the situation was not good, and the siege engine was also abandoned halfway down the road.

Zhou Min smiled helplessly and said, "Obey my command, get on the catapult, and throw the dung and firewood on it." ”

Everyone immediately got busy, Xiaobao and the others had learned how to use a catapult after two days of training, went over to load ammunition, and lit firewood.

Immediately after the catapults were launched, the flaming firewood and stinking dung smashed into the city walls, causing the enemy to riot immediately.

Seeing this, Zhou Min shouted to everyone: "Bring me all the spears!"

The two post soldiers collected a bundle of spears and came to Zhou Min with them, Zhou Min grabbed the spears and threw them one by one, and soon seven or eight spears were inserted on the city wall more than five meters high.

"Jingming, tiger head, give it to me!"

Zhou Min shouted, Tie Jingming and Guo Donglai were like two off-string arrows, and they ejected with a bang, and quickly ran towards the city wall.

The choreographer on the city wall reacted and hurriedly shouted: "Release the arrows! Release the arrows quickly! Don't let them get close!"

How could Zhou Min give them this opportunity, grabbed his spear and threw it at the city wall, so frightened that several people who wanted to shoot arrows hurriedly lay on the ground.

After more than ten seconds, Tie Jingming and Guo Donglai had already run a distance of 100 meters and came to the bottom of the city wall.

Guo Donglai arrived first, squatted on a horse, clasped his palms together, and made a gesture of sending up.

Tie Jing clearly understood, stepped on his hand and jumped up, jumped up more than three meters high, grabbed a spear inserted in the city wall with his right hand, used those spears as support, and quickly climbed to the top of the city.

The choreographer looked at Tie Jingming, who climbed the city wall, and couldn't help but show a wry smile: "Surrender, we surrender." After saying that, he immediately gave up resistance and raised his hands high.

Tie Jingming smiled, pulled down the flag on the city gate tower and waved it, shouting at the city: "We won!"

"Oh my mother, we won, we really won!"

Looking at Tie Jingming, who was standing at the head of the city waving a flag, Chang Teng, Xiaobao and others hugged together happily and celebrated this hard-won victory.