"Cat-like ghosts are not uncommon, I think you think you think it's an ordinary ghost, right?" Chen Li manipulated the fish bones to form a cheap cat head, and his beard was still shaking.

"Cat demons, cat monsters, cat ghosts, although the heterogeneous images of cats in ancient and modern China and foreign countries are strange, one thing remains the same. ”

"They all look like cats?"

"Stupid! It's not like a cat, how can you call a cat monster, a cat monster, a cat ghost!"

It was Kenmei Daoren who was disgraced, but Liu Guanxi also seemed to be insulted, and jumped up and knocked the stupid person who answered the question into a chestnut.

"Hehe, I don't think as much as you do, and you're right to say I'm stupid. ”

Jianmei Daoren was not angry, but admitted Liu Guanxi's statement.

"We're talking about cats, they're not foxes, they don't drop a vixen from the sky, don't get too excited, Ahri! Maybe you'd like to hear what Jian thinks about vixens?"

"Get out!"

Chen Li was pushed back by Liu Guanxi's two white eyes, and he didn't sell Guan Zi and said the answer directly.

"The image is like a cat, of course, but what they can do is not limited to cats. More precisely, what they can do, other outliers can do it!"

The black cat of ancient Egypt would open the door to the underworld - in China, this kind of work is generally left to black and white impermanence, and the bull head and horse face occasionally participate in law enforcement. In Homer's epic poems, Hermes directly takes you into the underworld by hand, and there is no need for passers-by with only code names and no names.

Lucky cat, this is more popular in modern times and has a wide range of beliefs, in fact, it is the work of Zhao Gongming. It's just that the God of Wealth generally looks down on bits and pieces, and gives a gift package. Ordinary people put a beckoning cat at home is what it means, and there is a strong competitor for this position, the three-legged golden toad.

As for those who are harmful and sabotage, they are more general characters, just a template of demons and monsters, which is completely shoddy folklore, so that there are not many legends about cats that have been handed down in modern times.

Speaking of which, Liu Guan Tanuki also understood.

"Although the image of Ah Tang is a cat, its ability is to infiltrate the online world, which is indeed different from the usual ghosts!"

The snake demon, the rabbit demon, the rat demon, is basically an enhanced version of the animal, and at most a few monster-exclusive traits have been added. For example, there must be a demon wind on the stage, and you can use simple magic to transform into a human being. The ghosts are similar, they get cold through the walls and don't see the light, and they draw a circle behind them to curse you.

But the cyber ghost Ah Tang is different. It does not live on earth, and all its abilities are applied in the online world. It should be said that the online world is its home field, and the human world is more similar to the netherworld to cultivators.

"Didn't Ah Tang say that the online world is a world that it takes for granted in its eyes. We need to find vulnerabilities and break through the computer's defenses, which is a matter of climbing a wall for it. ”

The real body is over the wall, this is a true portrayal of Ah Tangerine wandering around on the Internet.

There is no surging demonic power to cultivate these messy things in the sky, and Ah Tangerine is a ghost born on the Internet.

However, this easily overlooked feature is the biggest difference between Ah Tang and ordinary ghosts.

"Ah Tang, it may be the leader of the ghosts in the new era, but I can't say!"

Chen Li's words were very big, but Liu Guanxi didn't feel much.

It's just another victim of Internet addiction, and there are many ways to deal with it. The network is cut off, the power is off, and the signal is blocked, except for the fact that Professor Yang cannot be used, the package is all normal operation. And recently, Liu Guanci found that Ah Tang's most visited pictures and videos of various male cats, tsk, female hooligans! Out of a certain preparedness of psychology, Liu Guanci has saved a lot of information about cat lovers in Xinghai City, as well as the location of offline gatherings and so on.

However, Jian Mei Daoren moved his brows, and quietly rubbed the scabbard with his fingers.

However, Chen Li didn't want to discuss ways to restrain Ah Tang, so he continued.

"The birth of Ah Tangerine is not accidental, I suspect that it is also the result of synthetic ghosts!"

Speaking of which, the sluggish as the sword Mei Dao people felt that something was wrong.

Are you a human being or a ghost emperor? Why did a civil servant encounter confidential files one after another? The current situation is that in the Rescue Bureau, all of them are classified artificial synthetic ghosts and ghosts stick to Chen Li's body as if they don't want money, and they are like a huge magnet sucking iron slag everywhere.

But on the other hand, what if all this was deliberately planned by someone? It wasn't that Chen Li had any attraction that attracted the synthetic ghosts, but that someone pushed them towards Chen Li one by one.

Chen Li looked at the two colleagues and said with a smile: "Coincidentally, it's it again, right?"

"Someone is setting up a game to mess with you!" said Jianmei Daoren in a deep voice.

"It's someone from the Rescue Bureau!" Liu Guanxi thought more than Jian Mei Daoren.

Erwuzai is often there and Lao Yin is not often there, like Chen Li, the Rescue Bureau does not put some eyeliner or something, which is simply an insult to the professional level of the Rescue Bureau. But control, surveillance, and setting up a bureau to manipulate people are two different things, at least Chen Li has been at peace with the Rescue Bureau for more than ten years, which can be called a perfect case of integrating into the enemy.

There is no reason for the Bureau to change the status quo, and there is no need for it to change. Unless something happens in a place they don't know, causing the Bureau to have an urgent need to break the tacit understanding.

In just a few months, two synthetic ghosts came in, and they played backstabbing and stabbed Chen Li, and it seems that things are no longer about to rain and full of wind, but a solid storm.

Chen Li sighed: "The country is so big, what's wrong with raising me as an idler? The Life Saving Bureau is so rich, and it doesn't miss my salary!"

Liu Guanxi really wants to tell his boss that the country's five-figure salary is not for you to be prestigious in the live broadcast room, even if you raise pigs in the end, it is to eat pork, right?

"What I want, what she wants has always been clear, and you know it. Chen Li sighed, and the fishbone cat's head on the table with various expressions immediately dispersed.

"All we want is a stable life, why can't they meet even such a simple request?"

The matter of Director Chen being stabbed by Director Chen of the Department of Rescue and Protection did not spread, but there were some rumors that Director Chen broke his child's skill because he was obsessed with women, and now his skill is not as good as before.

Chen Li naturally refuted such rumors one by one, mainly focusing on the fact that Director Chen was suave and suave, it was absolutely impossible for him to be a flower bush saint or a boy chicken, which fundamentally dismantled the basis of the rumors.

Fighting a snake takes three inches, Chen Li is very satisfied with his keen discovery of rumors and accurate attacks, and instructs the dog to make a big deal among the aliens, and it is best to take the initiative to use his imagination to write a few scripts of seven times in one night.

Gou Li, who completed the passive evolution in the kennel, found that Director Chen always aimed at his crotch intentionally or unintentionally when he was talking, so scared that he didn't even care about his old friend Yabai and walked directly through the wall. It's just that I've been squatting at home for a few days to evolve, why did Director Chen suddenly bend?

"Tsk, I still wanted to ask it to collect a few more dog whips to create the illusion of being out of stock to enhance its persuasiveness, why did it suddenly run away?" Chen Li frowned, extremely dissatisfied with the dog's escape from the battle.

Luckily, there's a microphone here.

"That Director Chen, I think your handsome and mighty image is deep enough in the hearts of the people, and you don't need to do any more business!"

After a few days of recuperation, Crow Bai finally made up for the deficit in his body, although he felt that the atmosphere around him was weird, but he still rushed over as soon as he received a call from Chen Li.

"Everyone hasn't seen the director, you will be suspicious when you go to the urban village!"

The latter sentence was whispered.

"High-end club Haitian feast, you know a fart!"

"The most famous clubs are all ...... of different people"

To paraphrase the lines of an anime that is destined not to be broadcast in China, you dare to open a store without even solving STDs and contraception?

The biggest advantage of aliens over humans is that some unfortunate things that can happen to humans are insulating from aliens. What kind of flower willow Wenren disease, I haven't seen it! What safflower potion fetal pills, reproductive isolation, do you understand? Let you have thousands of holes and pus flowing for a long time, let you swell the horse and macho man with his own fire faucet, I'm sorry for the different species, how to talk about the exchange of body fluids?

Not to mention that you flew to South Korea and Japan to engage in evil arts, and only to cut meat and bones in exchange for a snake spirit face and two stone bags, the monsters used their magic power to adjust their faces, and the anti-gravity meat buns said that there were.

There are more ruthless ghosts and ghosts, sneaking into dreams and directly creating illusions, you gallop across the night, the ten girls sweat like rain, maybe it's just bedwetting, you have to take out the ticket and praise the good service, next time.

Of course, the general outliers will not do too much, but just maintain a little better service than ordinary peers so as not to be targeted. Even if the emergency department in Xinghai City does not interfere with the normal business of the aliens, it is still strictly forbidden to cause physical damage to the guests.

The most lucrative industries in human society are written in the criminal law, and the most widely known are the three types of pornography, gambling and drugs. Poison is a dead hole, no one dares to touch it, and Huanghe gambling has become the industry with the fastest money. Therefore, the slightly famous service places in Xinghai City are infested with strange things, and Chen Li's desire to make the name of the prodigal son of the happy scene is purely self-esteem and hot-headedness, and there is no possibility of success at all.

"Hey, the cone is in the bag, and I don't meet it!"

Liu Guanxi had been listening to Chen Li's nonsense since just now, and finally couldn't help but shout out at this time: "I'm going to inspect when I have so much time!

"For the inspection, I have entrusted Yabai to set up a rainbow team to conduct air patrols around the clock, establish a three-dimensional security structure that integrates inspection and fighting, and ensure the safety of Xinghai City in all directions...... Oh, I got the wrong draft, this is a project application for Ah Qing. ”

Liu Guanxi turned to Crow Bai: "Rainbow Squad, where are you going to find someone to form a team?"

"After what happened last time, I learned from the pain and was determined to face the past bravely. So I took the time to go back to the pigeon flock and make things clear to the glasses. ”

"The result?" said Liu Guanxi curiously. It's not that she gossips, of course she does gossip, mainly because Crow Bai's experience is too legendary, and she is a little curious if the monsters can cross the Brokeback Mountain.

Raven Bai's face was dark.

"Glasses didn't believe me, and said I was looking for an excuse to green it! Glasses wouldn't forgive me, but Grey Feet came with me!"

"Oh, that's understandable...... Wait, you've kidnapped other people's wives back? No, it's a group of other people's wives?"